Tim Nyland-Jones

Somewhere in a field in Hampshire?

And another one!

Still waiting for the Wedding Present and the Orb #totp

Quite possibly a final panel of Gilbert Ratchet in the Viz. ‘Oh no, it’s that kind of…’

It is the greatest thing ever associated with Comic Relief.

I’d guess at least two of them were interviewed by Yorkshire CID.

Direct BatReferences are carefully skirted around though (making it even more fun), so I assumed the record wasn’t sanctioned by the studio. Having now seen the cover, HE’S LITERALLY WEARING THE BATMAN COSTUME. So what was the point of all the ‘boy genius’ coyness?

This is tremendous work.

The pretentious cobblers spouted by the Foodie Bollocks bloke in the Viz. He’s imagining the window of a branch of Waterstones; in it is the book by the latest rich twat to ‘get into’ traditional food and its making. In this case it’s called ‘Roll Play’ and it’s about bread rolls. There’s a simple poster advertising the book with the title and below it a bread roll. There’s also a poster of the author in profile, all expensive haircut, goatee and exercise regime. Of course he’s wearing a no doubt very expensive plain black t-shirt. You can just imagine him saying ‘if I can do it, anyone can’ and probably believing it. Out of shot, the foodie bollocks man is saying ‘His book on extinct varieties of once common British rolls topped the Times Bestsellers for a month’. Adding: ‘Not to hyperbolise… But there was a genocide.’

Happy birthday Rob!

Graph of rate of left handedness among Americans by year of birth from 1880 to 2000 starting from 5% dipping to 3% at 1900 then curving up to 12% and staying stable from 1960 onwards. Title is “The history of left handedness”.

Don’t make me tap the graph.

#Streeting #Overdiagnosed

That list of made up sportsmen’s names from that game. You know, Bobson Dugnutt and the rest.

What value!

That’s given me a proper laugh this morning

It’s only World Toilet Day again today, 19th November. Seems to come round earlier every year!

Though “TV’s Dr Who” is not quite the draw it was in the 70s, McCoy will no doubt have been excellent value.

I blame 2000.

It can be all of them

Very much enjoying the Jess Conrad chat, thought you might appreciate this pic of him auditioning for the part of the Dalek Emperor in 1967.

Was it, “Can you hear me Clem Fandango?”

Neither will I ‘sound up’

PIERCE BRONSNAN

Anybody want 2 tickets for the Friday 9pm performance of Ghost Stories at London’s Peacock Theatre? Face value £85 each, very good seats, looking for £60 each.

Anybody want 2 tickets for the Friday 9pm performance of Ghost Stories at London’s Peacock Theatre? Face value £85 each, very good seats, looking for £60 each.

Nick Pope.

Profile pic of football commentator Sam Matterface

The same picture but with the helmet of Dr Who baddie Omega over his face

Sam Matterface Sam Antimatterface

GARFIELD

Was it still your birthday when the show finished?

Lisa Stansfield? As in ‘Lisa Stansfield from Razzmataz’? (The Tyne-Tees based pop show?) So many questions!