"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom."

- Isaac Asimov

Me watching a film.

1. Start watching.

2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.

3. Google actor.

4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.

5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.

6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.

the authentic Mexican restaurant around the corner played the Amelie soundtrack today and I can’t stop thinking about it

Okay but hear me out:

A nighttime bookstore in which the only lighting comes from lanterns, tea is served to all who enter, there is an emotional support owl in each section, and a buy one / get one free sale occurs during every full moon.

and on movie nights, doubles as the popcorn bowl!

that feeling when you’ve never heard of something popular and they’re excited to share > being a cultural elitist

2025, year of the office farts

The downside to working in an office is holding in your farts ;(