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Hi, it's Matt Collins!

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Do you know what a farm vet does? He helps cows get well so they can live long enough to be turned into Quarter Pounders. It's ridiculous!

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Tbh Japan and Talk Talk both do it better. And the first Duran album does Adolescent Sex era Japan better than Japan did

04.03.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's no such thing as being too young to die in the pit

04.03.2026 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fatherhood in 2026 is playing your kid Angel Of Death for the first time and absolutely WRECKING them when the scream hits

04.03.2026 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Solo Ferry is a different beast. It's like the act takes him over. He becomes possessed by suave evil.

03.03.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you reverse engineer from Avalon, the post eno stuff is actually kind of amazing- Ferry is sort of satirizing the Stones by being who they are outside of the music and writing from there

03.03.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Dad Rock That Made Me a Woman Check out The Dad Rock That Made Me a Woman - <p><b>A memoir-in-essays on transness, dad rock, and the music that saves us.</b></p><p> When Wilco's 2007 album <i>Sky Blue Sky</i> was infamously critic...

Instead of hate reading some nonsense essay about gender by some very hateable fella, you could read my book full of essays that are also about gender, and labour, and death, and addiction, and music, but in a much more curious and much more fun way

bookshop.org/p/books/the-...

03.03.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3
Bernie Sander’s 2028 litmus test would strangle America’s golden goose

Bernie Sander’s 2028 litmus test would strangle America’s golden goose

Surprise! The Jeff Bezos-owned Washington Post is against my 5% billionaire wealth tax. I wonder why?

If enacted, Bezos would owe $12 billion in taxes, and an average family of 4 would receive a $12,000 direct payment.

Poor Jeff would be left with just $224 billion to survive.

03.03.2026 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6487    πŸ” 1831    πŸ’¬ 180    πŸ“Œ 101

What I'm getting from this is that I was wrong to deactivate Instagram

03.03.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump could say "the Flinstones was a documentary" and there will be a post on here like "Happily married paleontologist and animator here. Trump is wrong about this and people are taking him seriously. A thread"

03.03.2026 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you think he's doing all this because he knows the US team is going to get creamed

03.03.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
03.03.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gaiden, by Dj Unknown 10 track album

If anyone wants to learn more about Gaiden by DJ Unknown, you can check out this interview

open.spotify.com/episode/3DK3...

and of course, find the album on Bandcamp

djunknown4.bandcamp.com/album/gaiden

03.03.2026 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What good is that map gonna be if they switch to permanent daylight savings time?

02.03.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Been acting like I think the name of the show is "Who Is The Boss"

01.03.2026 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude I literally blushed

01.03.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@campradio.bsky.social

01.03.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This feels GREAT

01.03.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This idea gets ⭐️⭐️⭐️/5

01.03.2026 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brian Eno is the 1,999 most streamed artist on Spotify. This isn't a joke or a set up to a joke. It's a real thing I saw

01.03.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is unfair because a dusty glass of room temperature water on a bedside table has more energy than Mumford & Sons

01.03.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If we're on the topic of UK rap
youtu.be/7MqMZ6XqMfc?...

01.03.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you heard him say Never

01.03.2026 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gas station attendants in horror movies are always like "Buying gas, huh? You folks must be driving somewhere"

01.03.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love how the 21st century Dead Kennedys are like "While we did not agree with Jello's lyrics about President Reagan and the Republicans we remain committed to freedom of expression and honouring our fans whether they hate the Republican Party or not"

28.02.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

28.02.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 18618    πŸ” 7949    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 115
Upcoming Special Programs on WFMU

Today on WFMU: On Observations of Deviance w/David Mittleman (Give the Drummer Radio stream): The show will begin with cover versions of Sun Ra's "Nuclear War," followed by three hours of rare live performances of this classic track by Sun Ra and his Arkestra (7 p.m. ET).

28.02.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Boy howdy is this a bad take

28.02.2026 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A masterpiece

28.02.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How many times do Canadian voters have to learn that choosing "stung by a bee" over "stung by a wasp" is not, in fact, a condition to a world in which you are not stung at all

28.02.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it’s not WRONG exactly to insinuate that this attack on Iran is to cover up the Epstein stuff, it’s better to say it’s all coming from the same place in terms of the sickness of the ruling class?

28.02.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2