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Helissa Lazet

@madamelazet.bsky.social

Humble to God, not to you niggas.

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There’s ONE MORE episode left of The Comic Shop (S1) but that doesn’t mean the fun has to stop! We’re making a comic! We have 27 days to reach our goal or nothing gets made. Help us out! ♥️

www.kickstarter.com/projects/com...

26.09.2025 23:08 — 👍 15    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0
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a man wearing a hat is making a funny face with the words run the burbs on the bottom ALT: a man wearing a hat is making a funny face with the words run the burbs on the bottom

Gents…you gotta make her bird come out every once in a while.

Assert dominance.

26.09.2025 23:10 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 2
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a man with glasses is holding a bottle of mountain dew . ALT: a man with glasses is holding a bottle of mountain dew .

i know she called him a thick tongued nigga while tossing his 🥗 and he

21.04.2025 20:50 — 👍 13    🔁 4    💬 12    📌 23

So the lady was tossing Shannon Sharpe’s salad, asking him to put a black baby in her and then said he gotta pay $25k a butt cheek to touch??

I really just wish the internet would die.

21.04.2025 20:09 — 👍 53    🔁 14    💬 13    📌 20
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This is so real lmaoooo
"She booked a solo trip to Iceland while you were composing your <<good morning>> text" 😂😂

21.04.2025 18:20 — 👍 5166    🔁 1282    💬 210    📌 946
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Historians Respond to Federal Actions - AHA AHA members are providing important historical context and insight to the public on the recent actions by the federal government.

The AHA is compiling resources developed by historians in response to recent actions by the federal governments. We welcome submissions from our members about op-eds, media appearances, or other resources they've contributed offering historical context and insight to the public. 🗃️

17.04.2025 20:48 — 👍 288    🔁 133    💬 3    📌 3

Lent’s over. What I miss?

18.04.2025 01:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At this point, I'm buy tickets to anything Ryan Coogler does.

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Boundaries. Enforcing them and establishing them while not overstepping others and respecting their own autonomy

20.02.2025 13:06 — 👍 23    🔁 18    💬 1    📌 3

Lock her redhead Wednesday Adams looking ass up.

14.02.2025 19:21 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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To my future man..I like this but make it with black authors 🥰🥰🥰 my type of stuff…

14.02.2025 19:05 — 👍 128    🔁 26    💬 4    📌 5

PS State of Play was a movie. I’m so excited!

13.02.2025 00:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The subversive genius of Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl halftime performance The Compton MC might have just given us the biggest rap performance ever

I wrote about the biggest rap performance of all time, Kendrick’s positioning of anti-Drake-ness as part of a larger pro-Blackness and justice for Serena Williams

andscape.com/features/gen...

10.02.2025 12:45 — 👍 5832    🔁 1489    💬 100    📌 165

Tesla's stock is already down over 16% since Trump's inauguration, so this protest can pile on the pressure as opposed to having to create it from scratch.

10.02.2025 15:27 — 👍 176    🔁 74    💬 1    📌 0

WEEEELLLLLLLLL…

WELL IT’S THE TUSH PUSH

10.02.2025 00:04 — 👍 11    🔁 12    💬 0    📌 0

His hair
Voice
Wife
Life

09.02.2025 23:48 — 👍 9    🔁 7    💬 2    📌 0

Wig. Botox. Kitten heels.

Auntie era 💫

09.02.2025 23:41 — 👍 29    🔁 15    💬 1    📌 0

I hate Fox 😭

09.02.2025 23:56 — 👍 100    🔁 12    💬 6    📌 2

If Cleatus can celebrate Mardi Gras, does Cleatus also sacrifice something during Lent

09.02.2025 23:40 — 👍 292    🔁 39    💬 24    📌 1
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Hello fellow Bluesky users! This is @minakimes.bsky.social. They gave me the keys to this bad boy for the next few hours, let’s cook.

09.02.2025 23:05 — 👍 4601    🔁 189    💬 148    📌 29

America the Beautiful was a 100/10. Holy SHIT

09.02.2025 23:27 — 👍 215    🔁 11    💬 6    📌 1

Those boos were uplifting

09.02.2025 23:24 — 👍 49    🔁 34    💬 3    📌 1

I can somewhat understand the changing the wording. BUT if they are a private entity what are they bending the knee for? Why announce that they are ending efforts to uplift black businesses? It just smell like bitch in here when it comes to Target and other corps bowing down.

02.02.2025 18:38 — 👍 27    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
Film poster for the documentary SLY LIVES! (aka The Burden of  ̶B̶l̶a̶c̶k̶ Genius). The title and subtitle are bold green up top. Below is a photograph of Sly in costume and near a mic under stage lights. He has a large grin while performing. On Hulu and Disney+.

The film is about Sly and The Family Stone, led by Sly Stone.

Film poster for the documentary SLY LIVES! (aka The Burden of ̶B̶l̶a̶c̶k̶ Genius). The title and subtitle are bold green up top. Below is a photograph of Sly in costume and near a mic under stage lights. He has a large grin while performing. On Hulu and Disney+. The film is about Sly and The Family Stone, led by Sly Stone.

SLY LIVES! (aka The Burden of ̶B̶l̶a̶c̶k̶ Genius) documentary will be out on the 13th.

02.02.2025 13:44 — 👍 98    🔁 24    💬 3    📌 4

Gotdamn this is what wrasslin is all about.

02.02.2025 03:26 — 👍 27    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1

That was a fantastic Rumble. Especially the last half.

So much money was made.

02.02.2025 03:27 — 👍 61    🔁 10    💬 1    📌 1

MAIN EVENT JEY USO

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MAIN EVENT JEY USO

02.02.2025 03:29 — 👍 140    🔁 10    💬 3    📌 0

70,000 YEETing with 2025 Royal Rumble Winner JEY USO.

Ah man. Ahhhhh man.

02.02.2025 03:29 — 👍 114    🔁 11    💬 3    📌 1

2 Wrestlemania Main Events in the 3 years for Jey Uso.

What a time.

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