Check my Marketplace for sacks of assorted candy, as they become available
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Last minute costume idea: Sexy Yoko Ono
31.10.2025 23:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Deployed to the suburbs. Pretending you're GI Joe while people mow their lawns. Incredible new depths of loserhood.
31.10.2025 22:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
25 years of singing "so fresh and so clean clean" after every shower
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As Spirit Halloween wanes, so rises the Calendar Club
31.10.2025 18:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
They've amassed more money and power than anyone in history and still having less fun than us nobodies making jokes on the internet
31.10.2025 03:53 — 👍 196 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
Because everything he touches turns to shit and playing with nukes makes him the entire world's problem
31.10.2025 03:42 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Somebody's going to the World Series
30.10.2025 22:19 — 👍 28 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
"Give us your whites. End of list."
- The New New Colossus
30.10.2025 20:14 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
They really hyped up Pinky Tuscadero for her to only appear in three episodes
30.10.2025 02:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Lenny, Carl and other nuclear plant employees watching Homer: "Get ready everybody, he's about to do something stupid"
30.10.2025 02:24 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Trump beating Hillary was a religious event for most white people. It's why he can do no wrong.
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Isn't this Sabrina Carpenter's whole thing?
29.10.2025 22:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The power ballad era
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Meanwhile Cuomo is a pile of red flags wrapped in leather
28.10.2025 21:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Bigger and more wasteful" is not how technology evolves. This is an insane massive grift.
28.10.2025 20:36 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Danielle Smith is an oil & gas lobbyist first, brain rot podcaster second, premier when she has some spare time
28.10.2025 03:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sky Palace
Sky Box
Sky Lounge
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Charlie Brown getting a rock as a Halloween treat
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I imagine Xavier is liking the music industry connection
27.10.2025 17:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mondays are when they put him in the eye stretcher
27.10.2025 02:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
And the cigarette smoke. I don't know how we just accepted that.
27.10.2025 01:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Do bulls always destroy the china shop?
26.10.2025 07:10 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
This is what I thought of when the movie version of Doctor Strange needed a "sling ring".
26.10.2025 03:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Taxes and influence peddling, like the monarchy always has
25.10.2025 08:17 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Justice for Lapti Nek
25.10.2025 07:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yeah, if it wasn't this ad it would be something else. There is no negotiating with someone so stupid.
24.10.2025 04:13 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Trump on Trump violence
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Dumb galoot Doug Ford
Ontario premier Doug Ford was a big Trump fan and never expected his face to be eaten like this
24.10.2025 03:35 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bring back the Digital Services tax and every other concession we made to this goldfish-brained dipshit
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Sitting here watching your little descent into fascism and civil war like I didn’t predict it, but you know I did.
Do you feel clever now?
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