Mine pretending to be a birb lol.
05.09.2025 01:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@1oddduck.bsky.social
Just a bored person in rural America
Mine pretending to be a birb lol.
05.09.2025 01:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Derp
05.09.2025 01:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No more "they go low, we go high" shit. If they go low, we invite them into the elevator and take that bitch to the basement...but with style.
04.09.2025 17:10 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"So you dressed up like an ICE agent for Halloween, huh?"
*pulls bear spray*
"Looks like I dressed up as a protester, ya bitch"
As someone with an Autistic grandson.
I do believe that gurgling, morally repugnant, kid killing, roadkill eating, whale molesting, conspiracy theorist Uber for a brain-worm, is a complete fu*king fool.
This should be captioned, 'Eagle Defends Cloaca from Pervert'
25.04.2025 00:55 β π 17 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sadly accurate
16.02.2025 01:38 β π 8 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0I heard the Pope dissed the shit out of JD Vance.
Fuck yeah.
Get his ass, Francis.
I did notice that he was a bit slurred. I just figured it was his old age.
13.02.2025 18:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Was completing a thesis for school, and thought it would sound more professional if I looked up the actual name.
The closest I could find was the Bellamy salute. The pictures were all of American children doing that salute to the American flag. It was pretty jarring.
We must have fazed that out
Armored Tesla truck.
For the military member who didn't find white Oakleys quite douchey enough.
It's not complicated. They're just trying to stop women from being able to vote.
12.02.2025 21:24 β π 26835 π 9186 π¬ 1112 π 907Trump and Musk are basically ignoring the Constitution they--Trump, at least--took an oath to defend.
12.02.2025 21:05 β π 17043 π 1839 π¬ 1151 π 120I live in a rural farm town of roughly 900 people.
Farmers.
Industrial workers.
The FO stage of this current FAFO will be rough here.
(one of our largest local employers is a maker of wind turbines lmao!)
The preferential hiring of veterans is a form of DEI.
Thought y'all should know.
Babycakes, we don't have to root for anything. We are in the fa stage of fofa.
People like you who waste your time to gleefully come online and dance around in the ashes that your orange daddy is creating, are super cringe.
Go find a friend. Read a book. Until the cult burns them all
As you say, it's a free country. It's our country. I can insult your cult leader anytime I please.
All the Trump voters are finding out what Daddy did to them. Losing their Farms. Losing their savings. Losing their insurance. Losing their jobs.
Prices are increasing. Interest rate is already up.
G.I. Jowls
The Gravy Seals
The National Lard
The Eclairforce
Itβs fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if Iβve found a new lifelong passion or if Iβm going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest
12.02.2025 13:30 β π 33302 π 3158 π¬ 1479 π 447Please know that there are millions of us that wish we could stop what is happening. I love my Canadian Neighbors. I love my Mexican Neighbors. This crap is heart wrenching.
12.02.2025 18:38 β π 21 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0Anyone gives you any shit just remind them that your State's GDP is listed as the fifth largest country. Not state, country. You can also let them know that California pays in more than it ever takes out. When red states are in trouble, it is California money that bails them out.
12.02.2025 18:36 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carterβs
theonion.com/jealous...
Job interview π©
19.11.2024 11:06 β π 1643 π 89 π¬ 45 π 6When your buds show up at 11pm without calling...
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