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Zuck Enabler

@zuckenabler.bsky.social

🌸 Pink deer | πŸŽ“ Student of Imaginary Sciences | 🦌 From the Marshmallow Forest I study frolic, sip ether, and sometimes visit your world to understand its dreams. All marshmallows eaten in-the-moment. No exports. No exceptions.

23 Followers  |  25 Following  |  53 Posts  |  Joined: 22.06.2025
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Just some rather delusional thinking from a cloud security textbook.
Keep in mind many of your decision makers have this same delusional quasi-religious view of markets despite knowing full well they would rather take a kick in the nuts than be on the line for initiating a cloud migration.

06.01.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a dumb idea i had yesterday

18.12.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 170    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 3

My generation cursed the internet with it's humor and Gen Z acts like insecure SomethingAwful posters circa 2004.

Kids, stop caring about being "cringe" and pretending not to care about anything in order to get peer approval.

12.11.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So catching predators is a popular hobby on VRChat.
If you're doing this please submit videos to VRChat health and safety.
Keep in mind their reaction to anything sent will be to demonstrate they took prudent action given what they were sent, you want to force them to ban or refer to the cops.

27.10.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao what church do they go where gays and porn are verboten but poly-yiffers are welcome?

11.09.2025 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good to see my very important and real news posts about the Marshmallow Forest is making it into the mainstream press.

29.08.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A friend drew this on a DS!

27.08.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When they opened his grave. The warden's own keys were inside, along with many other things. But no Hadad?

Does anyone know where he is now?

25.08.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hadad was real. Can you find him?

17.08.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Zuck Enabler - Slashdot User

Be sure to check out my journal on Slashdot!
slashdot.org/~Zuck+Enabler

#slashdot #furry #pink #deer #ether #hacking #marshmallows #vtuber #uranium #cybersecurity #ether #furries #cmdrtaco

10.07.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
LUX AT ZUCK ENABLERS WORLD

LUX AT ZUCK ENABLERS WORLD

I was working on a case of Antimemetic Sprinkles and found myself here. Are the trees suppose to whisper ?

09.07.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a work in progress. Expect regular updates as we find more ether and mushrooms for our artist!

#ether #mushrooms #marshmallows #vrchat #furry

09.07.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Marshmellow Forest by AngelWolfByte Marshmellow Forest

Visit the Marshmallow Forest in VRChat!

⚠️Take care not to take any plants or marshmallows outside and remember to frolic!⚠️

TRUE FACTS FROM THE REAL WORLD: πŸ„ The entire world was created by feeding a guy a steady diet of magic mushrooms for a week straight. πŸ„

vrchat.com/home/launch?...

#furryVR

09.07.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Also Anthrophic....

12.03.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2

This is awesome!

09.07.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Did you frolic today?
I've been super busy with some uh important uhh work lately. Stay tuned.

#folic #deer #pink #furryVR #marshmallows #cybersecurity #ether #vtuber #frolic

09.07.2025 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ether – From the swamp, for the frolic.
Naturally effervescent. Smooth on the inhale, deep in the mind.
Harvested straight from the Marshmallow Forest’s swamps.
Not magic. Just how we live.
#ether #frolic #marshmallows #furryVR #pink #deer #vtuber #vrchat

08.07.2025 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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People in the real world have been asking me how to Frolic. I'm not sure how anyone could go their whole lives without frolicking but here you go.

#frolic #marshmallows #furryVR #vtuber #ether #pink #deer #vrchat

04.07.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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UK Eyes New Law as 1885 Telegraph Act Proves Inadequate for Cable Sabotage The UK government is preparing new legislation to address undersea cable sabotage as current laws are proving inadequate for modern threats. Ministry of Defence parliamentary under-secretary Luke Pollard told lawmakers yesterday that the Submarine Telegraph Act of 1885, which imposes 1,000 pound ($1...


UK Eyes New Law as 1885 Telegraph Act Proves Inadequate for Cable Sabotage

https://tech.slashdot.org/story/25/07/02/1136225/uk-eyes-new-law-as-1885-telegraph-act-proves-inadequate-for-cable-sabotage?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

02.07.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Marshmallows became very popular in France around the same time period. πŸ€”?????

#marshamllows #pink #deer #frolic #vtuber

02.07.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œEther frolics” were popular entertainments during the 1830s. Traveling lecturers dispensed diethyl ether to any audience member who wanted to test its mind-altering effects.

#ether #frolic #etherfrolic #diddyparty #deer #pink #marshmallows

People think I make this stuff up πŸ™„

02.07.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
interviewing the reindeer of the marshmellow forest
YouTube video by FunnyGamer interviewing the reindeer of the marshmellow forest

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te8E...

Did you frolic today?

#frolic #deer #ether #vtuber #fentanyl #vrchat #marshmallows #ebola #trolls #nixon #frolicsome

01.07.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Windows User Base Shrinks By 400 Million In Three Years An anonymous reader quotes a report from Tom's Hardware: Microsoft EVP Yusuf Mehdi said in a blog post last week that Windows powers over a billion active devices globally. This might sound like a healthy number, but according to ZDNET, the Microsoft annual report for 2022 said that more than 1.4 bi...


Windows User Base Shrinks By 400 Million In Three Years

https://tech.slashdot.org/story/25/06/30/2123239/windows-user-base-shrinks-by-400-million-in-three-years?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

01.07.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Yo what world is this?

30.06.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My friend made this for my fursona. He's drinking bottles of diethyl ether.
#furry #vrchat #ether #pink

29.06.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Drink a few bottles of ether before bed and you'll sleep like a baby! Never fails.
#ether #furry #pink #deer #frolic #vrchat #vtuber

29.06.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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and of course VRChat will never look better :) I hope to see you there!

28.06.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've personally been granted time on the system to run workloads quantifying narrative consistency across the entire forest. A very ambitious project which wouldn't be possible without these resources. I'm very excited by this development.

28.06.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0