Explorer Dad!

They're fucking idiots.

This app is so heavy handed and Draconian, why does @moderation.bsky.app offer a Nudity Tag if they're just gonna label EVERYTHING sexually explicit anyway???

This post gets 80 likes, I will buy a pumpkin and fuck it.

Why is the cat a Volvo 854????

Fluffy fuzzy dad!

OnlyFans if you want incompetent service that dngaf.

Okay give me all the bad luck then 🖤🐈‍⬛

Cat tax.

Da Vinci (one of our cats): Meow *cry* meow
Me: You wanna be picked up and rocked like a baby?
Da Vinci: Meow!
Me: Okay. Lol

They're evolving.

And here I am still playing Cyberpunk, choomba.

Me vs my followers after I post some of my kink.

>;3~

If I see AI on your profile, you will be blocked. Too bad. So sad.

🥵

First Monday of October is the start of a new trend! Welcum to #MonsterFuckerMonday! #furry #werewolf

First Monday of October is the start of a new trend! Welcum to #MonsterFuckerMonday! #furry #werewolf

It's a great album for October because it's super witchy.

#NowSpinning: The King, herself. It's Florence + The Machine's "Dance Fever."

It’s Pull-Down-Your-Pants Saturday, I think 🤷

That pack of angry chihuahuas can grow up and touch grass, but having a cozy morning none the less. If none of them were ever born, my life would still be exactly the same.

Furries are apparently not queer now though because one woman doesn't think so. Even though we make her look like a 17th century puritan. And like the puritans, she's batshit insane. Lol

I love watersports.

I'm in a big bed with my husband.

Yes, but also your body.

Fat Cock Friday time?
#fcf #irlnudes #nsfw

It's the same energy as "girls should notice I exist b/c I like them." Following my account doesn't entitle you an audience with me, let alone any type of friendship or relationship.

I just couldn't put on any weight. Chinese buffets trembled before me.

I guess Fursday is a thing? Hello, I am incredibly fuzzy.