Callie

Don't forget to look up your old professors and email them if one or more of their monographs show up on the list of stolen works! We can redistribute some wealth from the tech industry back to the humanities!

no joke Seattle: check your fucking ballots to make sure they were counted!! there are a Bunch of incomplete or invalid ballots in our age range right now, and it's a quick check to see if yours went through okay. it's not too late to fix it!

info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...

The other night I had the joy of telling my wife about the time George H.W. Bush threw up on the Japanese Prime Minister AND the time Jimmy Carter was 'attacked' by a swamp rabbit.

You can't convinve me that Glen Powell is real. That's not what mouths look like

Hertz won't even sell donuts anymore, because of woke.

Why are there so many campaign streamers on the space force flag. Have they... done a lot?

This post brought to you by The Return (2024), a movie which dares to ask "What if Odysseus and Penelope lived in the ruins of a 13th century crusader castle?"

This statement is true, and Steve also knows what I‘m about to say, so this is just additional commentary not a correction:

This is not new. Cops have been doing this for ages. Talk back to a cop and they’ll rough you up. They have been doing this and getting away with it for a very long time.

RIP to a real one. Dick Cheney, you were taken from us too soon to see the final Fast & Furious movie, which I know you were holding out for. This one goes out to you, buddy.
[I place the needle on a wax cylinder and the room is filled with the tinny sound of screaming and wailing]

The snakes and bugs rushing into his suit is A+

When adapting part of the Epic Cycle for film, the goal is to make it better than Troy (2004), a notoriously silly film. You'd think this would be easy.
YOU'D THINK.

I hate "I hate gay Halloween", what do you mean you're just making an obscure reference that would be weird to see as a Halloween costume, not posting a pic of an actual Halloween costume that is an obscure cultural reference?

Olympics announcer: ...and Romania takes the gold!

[Later at the medal ceremony]: All rise for the Romanian national anthem.

🇷🇴 🎶 I was working in the lab
late one night 🎶

In the German dub of the Twilight Zone, they are terrified to discover that To Serve Man is a book about being a good waiter.

Riker: Hey Dr. Crusher, how was your month-long leave? Did you enjoy Risa? Or did you just go to another medical conference?

Dr. Crusher [returning from her 19th visit to the Scottish Sex Ghost Planet]: Uhh, yeah, Risa was great.

Man Lying on a Wall by L. S. Lowry. Painting of a well-dressed mid-century English man taking a daytime nap on a low brick wall. The top of the wall divide ls the painting in half horizontally. A clock tower and two smokestacks protrude above the wall in the background, and his umbrella leans vertically against the wall alongsode his briefcase in the foreground. It doesn't qhite make the Loss.jpg shape, but it's kinda close

Is this Loss?

I'm going to start calling it the Jester's Broadleaf now

COUNT I

Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.

COUNT II

The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

Such a rich text.
Stan Lee's signature!

Not me. I do it wrong

4 pictures of a tuxedo cat with very remarkable white coloration on his face that makes it look like he's saying "ooooooooh."

What most of you don’t understand about trumps White House renovation is that he is trying to destroy Toon Town to build a freeway.

The one enemy that the marines notably never fought, because they were exclusively deployed in the Pacific theater.

bourtange on tumblr: "a common misconception is that a revolution is built by years of painstakingly raising class consciousness among the masses while at the same time building up a party capable of taking leadership during a revolutionary crisis. nothing could be further from the truth. a revolution is built by making social media posts calling for a general strike over and over until one day it just happens"

It's very telling Centrists can see possibly the biggest-numbers protest in American history happen against the Right and then have their main takeaway be to make up a story about how it owned Leftists.

Someone leaked the operating manual for the diarrhea plane on the War Thunder forum

I will always remember where I was when I saw President Trump's diarrhea plane video
[I was on my phone]