Jo

The scream we all scrumpt

The crown is stained but you're the real queen .... Ch. 3 of "The Future's Bright ... Dazzling" is out now! Merry happy everything, y'all. archiveofourown.org/works/587421...

Help how do I get these 200$ pajamas out of my social feeds (besides buying them)

I need this lil btch back

I’ve had Life Things and some writer’s block but I promise I am making headway:

Bridging Change releases its annual report with a special video message from its Chairwoman

LBJ famously said his oldest daughter was so smart she didn’t need a husband + youngest was so pretty she wouldn’t worry about finding one, and couldn’t figure out why both were mad.

We love a crown reference

But until I’m back! A bit of Dazzling to tide you over. I promise I’m still working on it.

I will be over here more, eventually, but @folklauerate.bsky.social has dropped a lot of Conclave into my TL and I am not seeing it until tomorrow ;)

edit: their collective weight is 150 pounds.

uhhhh which one of y’all is carrying a laundry basket with 100 pounds of fried chicken in it???

wait i need ideas too, please help me

Found another one shot I’m never finishing!

They’re just all …. very good at this!

It’ll be a Sudden Death to find out.

I believe it's specifically *up to 8* and truly I wouldn't count out Hyacinth.

rich cream w/ SPF. i don’t use it every day (I use their cleanance sunscreen in the morning and a lighter drunk elephant at night) but it’s going to be a life saver in winter.

When I landed in Germany on Day 17 of travel, big sis was like, "Your skin looks fucking amazing" and it was completely the new products. I needed like a drop of the mist + hydrance to get through the 10-hr flight home.

A-OX serum, hydrance cream, matte emulsifier, the pink scrub, and the under-eye serum have all seriously changed the game!

Every product I schlepped home (there were many) has been life-changing.

Hiding from my email, like the competent and put-together adult I am, and focusing on this piece I’ll never finish instead of my Actual Responsibilities.

I see the feature under settings/moderation!

Alright, let's .... try this.