Adam Tod Brown

I remember when evernote ate @adamtodbrown.bsky.social's standup set right before he went on and he slayed anyway. The mannequin chunk always delivers.

Make it that one

Three star places only

Michelin Star restaurants should have one giant inflatable Michelin Man for each star they have right out front to make them easier to find

Girls 5-Eva should do the Super Bowl halftime show in 2027

I hope Post Malone plays the one hour version of "Circles" that used to be on the Calm app at halftime of this #cowboysvchiefs game

'There's always hope.' Long Beach teen walks out of hospital after recovery from diving injury Fifteen-year-old Sandro Apuzzo was injured July 4 in a diving accident at Peninsula Beach.

Yeah! Recovering from paralysis! And look at that good puppy!

www.nbclosangeles.com/news/sports/...

NBC local news in LA cut off Trump when he started ranting about Somali people in Minnesota and switched to a story about a teen recovering from a diving accident

Tell it to change the ToS

Has anyone tried telling AI to kill itself?

Orkin's 2025 America's Rattiest City Los Angeles t-shirt. It's got a cartoon rat in sunglasses riding a surfboard on it!

We did it Los Angeles! After a decade of looking up at Chicago in envy we are officially America's Rattiest City! Even better I managed to get one of the 250 shirts Orkin gives away each year to celebrate the winner. I will cherish it. That rat is having the most fun!

Update

She says this part about the history of dogs is BS

My cat watching the hit horror film Good Boy

So far the most enjoyable thing about Good Boy is how deeply my cat is into it

Donald Trump giving Vladimir everything he wants in the "peace" plan with Ukraine seems an odd way to dispel rumors that Putin is holding that Donald/Bubba pic over Trump's, ur, head.

Keystone Kash Used FBI Jet for Trip to Literal Boondoggle The FBI Director was not hunting criminals on this vacation.

Is it weird that during the government shutdown the current director of the FBI flew to a ranch owned by the alleged "Bubba" from the "Trump blowing Bubba" email? That's not weird, right?

www.thedailybeast.com/keystone-kas...

Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy' Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files

I don’t know why, and I don’t want to make a big hairy deal out it so ICE’s Special Media Prosecutor Division doesn’t notice, but People Magazine has been incredibly straightforward with their Trump headlines when he’s being a weird old asshole.

They’re a quiet Facebook behemoth, so this is good.

Tom Brady just said "I love football" while watching the #ChicagoBears on offense what timeline have we entered I am unfamiliar with these feelings?

Then and ONLY then we can have the conversation. Until then quit being alarmist

I'm guessing Nazi comparisons are off the table too until multimillions of people are dead?

Ah yes, the old "don't call it fascism until the state starts killing people for calling it fascism and it's too late to do anything about it" argument

This is literally all the dudes trying to convince you there’s a crisis of masculinity

So I sent the exact same prompt and conditions that I gave Google's Deepmind music AI to a Hungarian guitarist on Fiverr to see the difference in responses. This is each of their takes on "a high gain electric guitar sweep picking arpeggios with distortion, no accompaniment"

Stood with Rep. Thomas Massie to watch @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social sign our discharge petition as the 218th and final signature.

Thank you to the brave survivors who made the possible. Let’s bring it to the floor for a vote!

Everything is more expensive and the president is a pedophile.

YouTube video by Liviers Olivia Rodrigo, Feist - We’re Going To Be Friends (Live From Rock & Roll Hall of Fame 2025)

Hell yeah O-Rod (and Feist)!

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So surely we can swear in Adelita Grijalva now, right?

A black-and-white editorial cartoon by Mike Luckovich depicts a tall, imposing ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) agent in a dark green uniform, black cap, black mask, and yellow boots, standing over a small Asian girl with pigtails, rosy cheeks, and a pink dress holding a doll. The agent, gloved and holding handcuffs in one hand, extends a passport scanner toward the frightened child with the other. In his right hand, he clutches a small notebook fanned open to show a color swatch of various skin tones, from light to dark, satirically highlighting racial bias in immigration enforcement. The composition emphasizes the agent's dominance and the girl's vulnerability, with stark line art and minimal shading for dramatic effect.

I saw a list article once titled "10 Men Ruined By the Kardashian Women" and OJ Simpson was on the list

Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”