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Noodie | they/he | >30 | mostly FFVII | NSFW trans Cloud truther fic + yaps here, art @noodlindoodlin.bsky.social multiship minors and antis GO'N GIT ๐Ÿ“– https://archiveofourown.org/users/LilPrinceNoodie #๐Ÿ“ noodieboboodie.straw.page banner: halebob

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Yes.

23.11.2025 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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lost boy
#sephiroth #ffvii

23.11.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

waugh, happy birthday!!!!

23.11.2025 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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the only game that I like to lose | GenGeal, explicit | 7k

Genesis/Angeal first time, set in delayed gratification au. what do we do when we want to avoid our feelings? smash, apparently. oneshot, complete.

archiveofourown.org/works/74651361

23.11.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is so beautiful

22.11.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can absolutely contribute by offering love to the many new smuts that are written, if you have that in you ๐Ÿ’•

22.11.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aaaaand sign ups are now closed! Holy moley, what a response, I'm a very happy dude (even if a wee overwhelmed). We'll send out matches in a few days!

22.11.2025 06:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh gosh, there's gonna be so much smut, friends ๐Ÿคฉ

22.11.2025 02:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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GS ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜

21.11.2025 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is holding her head with her hands and making a surprised face . ALT: a woman is holding her head with her hands and making a surprised face .

Up to 21 now eek!

21.11.2025 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A male Annaโ€™s hummingbird at the door. So nosy! ๐Ÿคฃ

A male Annaโ€™s hummingbird at the door. So nosy! ๐Ÿคฃ

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:

21.11.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45291    ๐Ÿ” 7099    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 825    ๐Ÿ“Œ 319

extra pasta points for more yuri loving pervs *batting my eyes at you*

21.11.2025 06:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One more day to sign up! ๐Ÿฅฐ

21.11.2025 05:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ก
how I feel about that

20.11.2025 23:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
THE TRANS AGENDA IS TO KEEP MY F*CKING FRIENDS ALIVE

sol rios

At 2pm and 2am. Sleep,

I remember you. Please, wait for me.

I send out 7 reminders to eat a day.

Like little paper lifeboats.

It's nothing. And it keeps me afloat. I forget to eat too.

I need company for my shot. 3ml of Estradiol over facetime.

I tell my friend I'm being a baby about it, she says woman up.

Daylight savings swallows up the hour in question.

I was going to sit in the bathtub until you responded.

And I need you to keep you alive for me. Just until Thursday.

Just through to 6 am. I can send you 14 dollars for soup. I can lend you my ears. You'll need both hands to hold a heart. Your razor clinking against the counter.

In a dream I almost slip into, I reach through the phone and hide the blade

in my open palm, before you notice. Text me, I say. In the morning. I love you.

I need you alive. We can figure out the rest tomorrow. With or without sleep. With or without the light of the morning.

THE TRANS AGENDA IS TO KEEP MY F*CKING FRIENDS ALIVE sol rios At 2pm and 2am. Sleep, I remember you. Please, wait for me. I send out 7 reminders to eat a day. Like little paper lifeboats. It's nothing. And it keeps me afloat. I forget to eat too. I need company for my shot. 3ml of Estradiol over facetime. I tell my friend I'm being a baby about it, she says woman up. Daylight savings swallows up the hour in question. I was going to sit in the bathtub until you responded. And I need you to keep you alive for me. Just until Thursday. Just through to 6 am. I can send you 14 dollars for soup. I can lend you my ears. You'll need both hands to hold a heart. Your razor clinking against the counter. In a dream I almost slip into, I reach through the phone and hide the blade in my open palm, before you notice. Text me, I say. In the morning. I love you. I need you alive. We can figure out the rest tomorrow. With or without sleep. With or without the light of the morning.

poem that my dear friend @arcanumb.bsky.social wrote & published this week โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ

14.03.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1525    ๐Ÿ” 690    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Oh fuck oh no (I'm so excited)

20.11.2025 22:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mmmmmm ranch

20.11.2025 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Close to climax but somehow it shoots out of a fake flower instead... Goes to wipe their partner off and it's one of those neverending handkerchiefs... Strapped with a balloon dildo...

...goddammit Deme

20.11.2025 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh god another husband gone mad with power (my type)

Also I'm not a Kefka-fucker personally but for this......

20.11.2025 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man says you and me both in front of a poster ALT: a man says you and me both in front of a poster
20.11.2025 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also I love your analogy and I'm just imagining "dressings" splashing everywhere with horrified onlookers and their salads

20.11.2025 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NOOOOO

20.11.2025 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean people who run an event get to set the rules they want for the event? It's just not for me (huu)

20.11.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just did the oops of reposting and then reading the fine print, because my brain gets v excited before it remembers to go digging

20.11.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No shade, their goal is fics that focus exclusively on the Seph/Gen relationship. I personally like focusing on individual relationships in a non monog context (as you well know), but there are folks who feel there's a lot of AGS/AGSZC and they really want *just* GS.

20.11.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reposted a ship week then read the fine print that it had to be monogamous and OOP turned right back around.

20.11.2025 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate how tinfoil hat it makes me feel, but my kneejerk is I worry lots more scamming is possible with genAI. Truth is idk and it sucks to get excited about a comment just to be like "welllllp"

20.11.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the rendering of the pleasers WHAT

20.11.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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idgaf
#ff7 #sephiroth #genderfuckian

27.10.2025 08:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

mustโ€™ve felt so good in the 18th century to scowl severely at another man and say โ€œyou forget yourselfโ€ and know he wants to suck you off so bad

09.10.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 864    ๐Ÿ” 451    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

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