J. Hunter Johnson

Bathtub Turkey and the Knob Gobblers is #myNewBandName

An SSA source tells me chief data officer Charles Borges sent out his involuntary resignation email to select offices within the agency a short while ago, but then a few minutes later the email disappeared from the inboxes of those who received it with no explanation.

Elon Musk Owes You $100 • Cards Against Humanity Saves America Day 7 Elon Musk stole your land, and now he owes you $100.

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. Elon Musk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks www.ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com

Gelatinous Crab Organs is #MyNewBandName

Trauma Dump is #MyNewBandName

COnVicted FElon.
34 FElonies!

#covfefe #CovfefeExplained

I'm at Gen Con. I am not in the line for Lorcana promos that they set up yesterday at 6pm for today's 10am opening. 👀

Yale history professor Timothy Snyder noted: “That Trump will be tried for his coup attempt is not a violation of his rights. It is a fulfillment of his rights. It is the grace of the American republic. In other systems, when your coup attempt fails, what follows is not a trial.”

Fair point

a disembodied cloak. Dialogue bubbles: "He is known only as... Veritas!" and "Veritas! The legendary embodiment of truth incarnate! But, how could Umar imprison one such as he?"

Ah, Stan Lee's purple prose! Here we have a cloak with no body and Dr. Strange redundantly describes it as an embodiment (in a body) and incarnate (in the flesh). Strange Tales #154.