This isn’t even the 1st time he’s done it. The negotiations with the Taliban did NOT include the Afghan government!

“I voted for you 3 times,^in the last election,^”

That hand was behind his back, with his fingers crossed 🤞

Did you mean incontinent?

True, but we touched it off by invading Canada. That picture represents the FO to our FA.

What’s worse is that our government is now getting bent out of shape about German & French laws that impinge on the Nazis freedom of speech. 🤮

Painting of the Burning of Washington in 1814.

Does he need a reminder of what happened the last time the US invaded Canada?

Oh… my mistake, I only pictured Oakleys as those curved lens, sports glasses. I guess I haven’t looked into them recently.

I love titanium frames, but Oakley doesn’t have anything to fit thicker lenses. If you have a high diopter Rx and are looking for indestructible frames, check out OvvO Optics. They’re expensive, but I’ve been able to cycle between 2 frames for the last 10 years.

Gravestone reading: Donald J. Trump (please wash your hands after urinating)

The headstone’s already picked out!

My inner 14 year old votes for number 3.

So when does our government declare Breivik “unjustly imprisoned” and start campaigning for his release? 🤮

He’s Elon’s +one.

Not a real good answer, but to get the same functionality in a newer device, get an older iPhone and don’t put a SIM in it. You can get a refurbished iPhone SE 3rd gen for less than $200, and it should run the current iOS version.

It only took me a year into his 1st term to start telling people that it’s ok to say what you mean, Godwin’s Law has been revoked!

Not everyone in uniform is serving in combat roles. Overwhelming logistical superiority is the US military’s secret power, and it requires a huge number of rear-echelon personnel.

I’m a transplant from upstate NY. I’d go back in a minute, but my wife is convinced she would never survive the winters there!

This is why we need the Democrats to stand up a UK style “shadow cabinet”. The could give daily press conferences to counter all the disinformation spewing from this administration. I would like to nominate @pete-buttigieg as chief spokesman!

Um, Vance served in the US Army… still an asshole, but he’s a vet.

We’ve just been calling his Cybertrucks “Incel Caminos”