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Zach

@spoopynarwhal.bsky.social

He/Him. gay-mer, occasional artist, occasional writer, full time shitposter

19 Followers  |  26 Following  |  8 Posts  |  Joined: 28.01.2025
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23.08.2025 10:05 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Two angles on the Gremlin-movie gizmo puppet which looks emaciated and terrified. You cannot imagine the horrors he has seen.

Two angles on the Gremlin-movie gizmo puppet which looks emaciated and terrified. You cannot imagine the horrors he has seen.

The original Gizmo puppet at MoPop. Look how they massacred our boy. 😭

07.07.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1477    πŸ” 302    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 149
03.07.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Periodic reminder that Hobbes is a S.L.U.T.

(Brief distraction from the doomscrolling)

04.07.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
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TikTok removed this video after 150k+ views, thousands of likes, and hundreds of shares. Before removing it, they limited shares, added a content warning, and gave people strikes for downloading and reposting.

My followers over there have asked me to share it here so they can still access it.

11.06.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 591    πŸ” 259    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 18

I don't believe Robert would need to read anything to successfully filibuster for 19 hours. He once did an impromptu 4 hours about Warhammer just off the top of his head. And yes, it does include him singing a song about Space Marines.

(@gamefullyun.bsky.social video)

youtu.be/YRomQkC-D_8?...

01.04.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 377    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

as trans day of visibility fades into night, it's time to build support for a new holiday: trans week of unfettered access to long-range rocket artillery

01.04.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 9339    πŸ” 2707    πŸ’¬ 137    πŸ“Œ 113

i believe it should count as a filibuster if instead of standing and speaking you fuck the entire time without climaxing or taking your eyes off the rest of Congress

01.04.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2098    πŸ” 145    πŸ’¬ 136    πŸ“Œ 22
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West Papuan Indigenous people call for KitKat boycott over alleged ecocide Thousands of acres of rainforest is being cleared to produce palm oil, used in popular NestlΓ© and MondelΔ“z brands

West Papua’s Indigenous people have called for a boycott of KitKat, Smarties and Aero chocolate, Oreo biscuits and Ritz crackers, and the cosmetics brands Pantene and Herbal Essences, over alleged ecocide in their territory.

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/m...

01.04.2025 07:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1037    πŸ” 626    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 18

so much of 80s and 90s cyberpunk seems prescient because it was based in part on shit that happened 300-400 years ago and may well happen again

28.03.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2248    πŸ” 279    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 4

"whoops proved to myself through logical argument that homosexuality is an immutable characteristic of my being and now need to explain to my neighbor who thinks too much blood makes you sick that the law is unfairly prejudicial against people like me."

28.03.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1214    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2
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Elon Musk Has Lost the Gamers Podcast Episode Β· It Could Happen Here Β· 03/27/2025 Β· 42m

Also a bunch of Michael Lewis bashing lol

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

31.03.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 229    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

[every assassin’s creed game]

NPC: hello it is i, your best friend wolfgang amadeus mozart! i made you this crossbow

30.03.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 8482    πŸ” 950    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 42
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Basically @reidhoffman.bsky.social is sane and the other guy not so much

31.03.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 19173    πŸ” 2696    πŸ’¬ 395    πŸ“Œ 105

the upside of our current fascist regime is that resistance is coalescing in an environment where all the competent counter insurgency experts for replaced with a dozen copies of Paul Bremer

31.03.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1031    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 0
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Deep fear in coal country: DOGE cuts put region's miners and families on edge For federal safety inspectors, the urgent call to their sprawling mining office near Pittsburgh was bleak: Man crushed in the rubble of an aging mine in...

USA to coal miners - Drop Dead. Literally. And take your towns with you

www.post-gazette.com/business/pow...

30.03.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 24177    πŸ” 7179    πŸ’¬ 2361    πŸ“Œ 597

Every time I see a cybertruck in the wild it's like sorry I don't believe a real person bought one of these with their own money. These are paid actors

30.03.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 32802    πŸ” 3127    πŸ’¬ 217    πŸ“Œ 229
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Marine Le Pen Found Guilty of Embezzlement, Banned From Next Elections Judges convicted the far-right leader of misusing EU funds and barred her from running in the 2027 French presidential elections.

*gazes wistfully out a window*

31.03.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 42153    πŸ” 5522    πŸ’¬ 1231    πŸ“Œ 591

my most elitist MH opinion is that I'm annoyed Wilds being named Wilds with an 'S' at the end is causing people to now incorrectly refer to World as "Worlds" with an 'S' at the end

05.03.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1310    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 5

Just wanna confirm for everyone that currently with the new tariffs it only effects shipments $800+. So you can continue supporting your favorite Canadian artist without worrying about getting surprise fees. ❀️

That may change in the future, but will keep y'all updated.

05.03.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 175    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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In the end, Dahmer will have killed fewer people.

01.03.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

As a professional graphic designer, the next time someone says β€œit’s just a simple edit”, I’m gonna ask them to explain the process of how that edit would be made. If they can’t or if it is wrong, I will let them know they don’t get to decide it’s a simple edit.

03.03.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i don't know who needs to hear this but please remember it's not a toyotasprint it's a toyotathon

20.02.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3450    πŸ” 286    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 15

AAAAAHHHHHHH

21.02.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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