@spoopynarwhal.bsky.social
He/Him. gay-mer, occasional artist, occasional writer, full time shitposter
Two angles on the Gremlin-movie gizmo puppet which looks emaciated and terrified. You cannot imagine the horrors he has seen.
The original Gizmo puppet at MoPop. Look how they massacred our boy. ๐ญ
07.07.2025 01:27 โ ๐ 1482 ๐ 306 ๐ฌ 58 ๐ 149Periodic reminder that Hobbes is a S.L.U.T.
(Brief distraction from the doomscrolling)
TikTok removed this video after 150k+ views, thousands of likes, and hundreds of shares. Before removing it, they limited shares, added a content warning, and gave people strikes for downloading and reposting. 
My followers over there have asked me to share it here so they can still access it.
I don't believe Robert would need to read anything to successfully filibuster for 19 hours. He once did an impromptu 4 hours about Warhammer just off the top of his head. And yes, it does include him singing a song about Space Marines.
(@gamefullyun.bsky.social video)
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as trans day of visibility fades into night, it's time to build support for a new holiday: trans week of unfettered access to long-range rocket artillery
01.04.2025 01:10 โ ๐ 9395 ๐ 2724 ๐ฌ 138 ๐ 115i believe it should count as a filibuster if instead of standing and speaking you fuck the entire time without climaxing or taking your eyes off the rest of Congress
01.04.2025 02:36 โ ๐ 2111 ๐ 146 ๐ฌ 139 ๐ 22West Papuaโs Indigenous people have called for a boycott of KitKat, Smarties and Aero chocolate, Oreo biscuits and Ritz crackers, and the cosmetics brands Pantene and Herbal Essences, over alleged ecocide in their territory.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/m...
so much of 80s and 90s cyberpunk seems prescient because it was based in part on shit that happened 300-400 years ago and may well happen again
28.03.2025 23:16 โ ๐ 2259 ๐ 279 ๐ฌ 42 ๐ 4"whoops proved to myself through logical argument that homosexuality is an immutable characteristic of my being and now need to explain to my neighbor who thinks too much blood makes you sick that the law is unfairly prejudicial against people like me."
28.03.2025 23:47 โ ๐ 1218 ๐ 53 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 2Also a bunch of Michael Lewis bashing lol
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed 
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[every assassinโs creed game]
NPC: hello it is i, your best friend wolfgang amadeus mozart! i made you this crossbow
Basically @reidhoffman.bsky.social is sane and the other guy not so much
31.03.2025 02:25 โ ๐ 19242 ๐ 2704 ๐ฌ 398 ๐ 106the upside of our current fascist regime is that resistance is coalescing in an environment where all the competent counter insurgency experts for replaced with a dozen copies of Paul Bremer
31.03.2025 00:39 โ ๐ 1034 ๐ 39 ๐ฌ 18 ๐ 0USA to coal miners - Drop Dead. Literally. And take your towns with you 
www.post-gazette.com/business/pow...
Every time I see a cybertruck in the wild it's like sorry I don't believe a real person bought one of these with their own money. These are paid actors
30.03.2025 22:33 โ ๐ 32968 ๐ 3144 ๐ฌ 219 ๐ 229my most elitist MH opinion is that I'm annoyed Wilds being named Wilds with an 'S' at the end is causing people to now incorrectly refer to World as "Worlds" with an 'S' at the end
05.03.2025 19:06 โ ๐ 1313 ๐ 91 ๐ฌ 67 ๐ 5Just wanna confirm for everyone that currently with the new tariffs it only effects shipments $800+. So you can continue supporting your favorite Canadian artist without worrying about getting surprise fees. โค๏ธ
That may change in the future, but will keep y'all updated.
In the end, Dahmer will have killed fewer people.
01.03.2025 22:09 โ ๐ 31 ๐ 8 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0As a professional graphic designer, the next time someone says โitโs just a simple editโ, Iโm gonna ask them to explain the process of how that edit would be made. If they canโt or if it is wrong, I will let them know they donโt get to decide itโs a simple edit.
03.03.2025 20:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i don't know who needs to hear this but please remember it's not a toyotasprint it's a toyotathon
20.02.2025 14:27 โ ๐ 3469 ๐ 289 ๐ฌ 61 ๐ 15AAAAAHHHHHHH
21.02.2025 03:55 โ ๐ 40 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1