Quick question for yall, is Antifa reimbursing us for parking tomorrow or are is that just factored into the per diem? I think I accidentally deleted that email from Carol in HR and now I’m not sure if I’m supposed to fill out form 89-P or just do the regular mileage submission…lmk! Thanks!

I could say hundreds of things about today’s events but I will exercise restraint and keep it simple: FUCK @nytimes.com for putting the mini crossword behind a paywall.

I need to know if anyone else tried to make a “bop it” category in connections today. #90skidfail #NYTGames

My neighbors would now like to wish you and yours a happy 5th of July 🎇

Hi I’m about to have a deeply unpleasant conversation with my family and I’ve been dreading it for days please send cute fluffs

Been absolutely fighting for my life against allergies today. Worried about being able to sleep

I asked the one high ranking policeman I saw on 5th Ave why there were so few police. He said “We did not expect anything like this. Don’t tell anyone but I’ve only got 44 officers out here — and it’s a great crowd, great event, no incidents.”

Spent my entire shower sure there was an eyelash in my eye but unable to get it out. Soon as I finished and looked in the mirror it’s sitting on my cheek all innocent like it didn’t cause chaos for the past 15 mins

I wouldn't put Pete Hegseth in charge of bringing the napkins to a potluck

TO RECAP:
- they’re snatching innocent people off the streets
- they’re deporting people to supermax prisons solely because they have tattoos
- they’re using the Signal app (which holds messages temporarily) so evidence of their crimes isn’t found later
- Republicans are fine with all this

‘Sesame Street’ Faces Uncertain Future Amid Funding Cuts and Layoffs Sesame Workshop, the nonprofit behind “Sesame Street,” is confronting what executives have described as a “perfect storm” of problems.

They're going to kill Sesame Street. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/23/b...

Yoooo talking to your siblings about how you view common life events/experiences in WILDLY different ways is a trippp

If you burn all the bridges, nobody will notice you’re gone

Been keeping my hands busy

They are trying to trigger riots so they can declare martial law.

Don’t fall for it.

Hut hut, hike!

Voted for Trump, now have buyer’s remorse? The Trump philosophy seems to be his version of FAFO. Don’t buy anything on the 28th unless you absolutely have to.
#Resist

Can I borrow somebody’s abyss to scream into? Mine’s full

FINALLYYYYYY

What the actual fuck?! America, it’s time to rise. When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty!

Build the wall! Around DOGE!

Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand.
#resist

Make your calls. Go to your town halls. Ask your state and local officials what they are doing under state and local law. Rest. Hydrate. Make soup for the hungry. Don’t let people tell you that you’re doing it wrong. Not a sprint. Not a marathon. A relay. Find your team. Thank you.

@pj-earley.bsky.social

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CNN: Do you think that calling Elon Musk "a dick" is effective messaging?

Rep. Robert Garcia: "Well, he is a dick."

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Child psych 101