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Instead of Captchas or Two-Factor Authentication, we should prove we're human with an explosive 30 second string of creative swearing

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thank you! we appreciate how hard you work to feed our happies. 🙏

And quite a bit stronger than many Canadians wanted. 😠 @mark-carney.bsky.social @kbardeesy.bsky.social Disappointing. #tphp

Unbelievably disappointing.

This is staggering - and very, very promising. Go, science!!

But the "low taxes low taxes low taxes / no state media" people are happy and that's what's important 🙄🤦‍♀️

what, and I can't stress this enough, that ACTUAL f is this writing? And imagery? And ... all of it just all of it

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It’s nearly four weeks since the big storm and Toronto is still doing that thing where it clears a space by pushing the snow into the bike lane

Yeah, no, fer sure

Political cartoon of Andrew Windsor in handcuffs

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🇨🇦 Mikael Kingsbury

2014 - Olympic silver
2018 - Olympic gold
2022 - Olympic silver
2026 - Olympic gold and silver

Delivering under pressure time and time again. He’s given his life to this sport. And has made his country so proud.

I was struck by the police service board chair's argument the other day that Toronto police need an extra $94M because crime is down. Previously the argument was that police needed more money because crime was up. No scenario in which more police funding isn't needed.

[flirting]

*you're

Scientists no Longer Find Twitter Professionally Useful, and have Switched to Bluesky Synopsis. Social media has become widely used by the scientific community for a variety of professional uses, including networking and public outreach. For

Scientists no Longer Find Twitter Professionally Useful, and have Switched to Bluesky url: academic.oup.com/icb/article-...

Thank you!

...and then your brain plays tricks you, makes you forget. Kid comes home from university for reading week and whammo , your food budget quadruples. Didn't i just buy pasta? Why, yes but I forgot to account for 2nd & 3rd dinner, made btwn 1am & 4am and requiring the entire package 😭😅

Me when they were done: I’m jealous of your pride. I used to have some.

YouTube video by LastWeekTonight Food Delivery Apps: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

I never use food delivery apps because I know how they’re ripping off and undermining the life of the restaurants I love that are creating the real value to our cities, communities and streets. @lastweektonight.com covered it.

A hawk is perched on a snow topped wooden fence in front of a reddish brown brick wall. The bird is approximately 38 centimetres or 15 inches tall, with bars of reddish brown feathers on its white belly. It has darker brownish feathers on its head and wing, a yellow eye and a short sharp beak. One of its yellow legs with talons is visible. It is likely an immature Cooper's Hawk which are prevalent in this area.

When all the juncos, sparrows, chickadees and woodpeckers disappear from our feeders in a hurry, we know our local celebrity has dropped in to visit! Look at this beauty, perched on the fence of our neighbour's compact urban backyard. #Birds #TorontoBirding #urbanbirding 🪶

this this this ✉️

Screencap of the Globe editorial, listing Canadian military personnel who died in Afghanistan.

Screencap of the Globe editorial, listing Canadian military personnel who died in Afghanistan.

Screencap of the Globe editorial, listing Canadian military personnel who died in Afghanistan.

The Globe's editorial this morning is a list of all the Canadian military personnel who died in Afghanistan.
www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/edit...

Canada should impose tariffs any and everything to do with Heated Rivalry 👀

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Frodo: I wish so much unbelievably stupid shit had not happened in my time Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. This is all exceptionally stupid, though

This program is a model for the entire Western hemisphere.

Hootsuite could receive up to $2.8 million USD for contract with US immigration enforcement | BetaKit Years after scrapping a contract with ICE, Hootsuite is providing monitoring technology to DHS.

Canadian social media management firm Hootsuite is providing monitoring tech to the US government's immigration enforcement agency. Via @betakit.com reporter Josh Scott and myself. betakit.com/hootsuite-dh...