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NerdyTeddy

@nerdyteddy85.bsky.social

Melaninated Omnivert, awkwardly navigating life one day at a time. Everready for my next adventure & new experiences. Pro-Black ✊🏿 | SGL👬🏿 | 1906 🤙🏿 | DC Native 🥁 | Nerd 🤓 | Goofball 🤪 | Teddy 🐻 | Selenophile 🌕 | P.D.i.T.

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Okay for Petco trade giving me some free doggie treats for my babies. I guess even while looking like a werewolf, I can still give them a little something they can feel. 🤏🏿

15.02.2025 03:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This week has been too much and it's only Wednesday. When I get home, I'll be checking the it will grant me safe passage to Narnia. If not, I'll just try the Ballad of the Wiches' Road again...

05.02.2025 20:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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In terms of Black Memes, what's your general mood this week.

05.02.2025 19:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Well the feds are under attack at the moment, but I'm with UHC & it fluctuates year-to-year. And technically, some months are $775 because it's two months where there are three paydays.

30.01.2025 17:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It could be $225 biweekly... 🥴

30.01.2025 16:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Me to my Doctor: "My anxiety has been a little high lately. I think the Fluoxetine may be losing its effectiveness."
My Doctor: "Yes. I'm going to switch you to Sertraline from Fluoxetine. Prozac tends to be more effective in younger people."
Me: "Oh so you're saying I'm not young?"

25.01.2025 21:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Everyone involved in this scene really tried it, especially Ryan Murphy. Who's idea was it to use them pale-azz uncooked-looking pieces of fish? And then have the nerve to say the actor say "...frying up real nice".

25.01.2025 04:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"He was giving everyone a piece of his heart..." Is the most ridiculous explanation for that "awkward gesture". SMH

22.01.2025 20:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I love that! I have two lego architecture sets that I still need to put together.

20.01.2025 15:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Companies with rewards programs where the rewards points renew every year are dark-sided and not of God. 😒

20.01.2025 15:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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No. I should look into taking some classes. Or at least attend one of DC Rawhides' line-dancing nights.

20.01.2025 14:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Random Thought: As an adolescent, I could see myself as a background dancer for Aaliyah, Britney Spears, and/or Janet. I'm still not completely clear how I landed in Human Resources...

20.01.2025 01:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

No cheating. Your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist.

I just know she's probably tired of me at this point... 😮‍💨

13.12.2024 00:57 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 3
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My liver and stomach on my vacation, trying to figure out what exactly planned to accomplish by having some Tequila after a series of Whiskey & Pickleback Shots...
#BlackSky

13.12.2024 00:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He's really been pissing me off lately! He's starting to reek of Anti-Blackness..

12.12.2024 15:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I like to think of them in terms of Game of Thrones.
New York sits on the Iron Throne, of course;
Joseline = Riverrun Queen;
Nene = Harrenhal Queen;
Natalie = Queen of the Wildings Beyond the Wall.

12.12.2024 15:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😭 I saw Rem posted a screenshot of a text thread with her basically communicating by herself. Like wtf? Lol 🥴

12.12.2024 14:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I don't know if it's because I'm on a cruise this week or that I stopped using Leon's app, but I completely missed the fallout of Remy Ma and Papoose. Why is my girl crashing out on IG?

12.12.2024 14:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Brushing my teeth while laying on the bed, may be a new level of laziness that I just unlocked.

11.12.2024 18:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Up, Up, & Away! B-Day vacation is officially taxiing. Activating Sagiterrorist mode... 🤸🏿‍♂️🕺🏿💃🏿🍹

09.12.2024 01:06 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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At 39, I hoped I would've outgrown my ticklishness, but I decided to subject myself to the torture of a pre-vacation pedicure... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30

09.12.2024 00:47 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Those who come to a complete stop at a yellow light, should be made to walk to the town center, while being subjected to us townfolk yell "shame!"

08.12.2024 18:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need to get back into Duolingo... I fell off during the pandemic.

06.12.2024 18:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Some of these Millennial & Zillennial gospel girlies, aren't afraid to have a little fun with their fashions. Nor are they afraid to show off them ankles or shoulders. Lol

06.12.2024 18:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This makes me want to host a movie night just to watch Playas Club. Lol

06.12.2024 12:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Since it's Founders' Day and my Birthday, let me share a few of my favorite pictures with some of my Favorite Brothers. 🤙🏿🖤💛

05.12.2024 03:28 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy Founders' Day Brothers! 🤙🏿

04.12.2024 19:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Abbott elementary starts at 8pm this week with an hour long special. Please spread the word! 🎄 🫡

01.12.2024 21:18 — 👍 18547    🔁 4400    💬 343    📌 326

Who are your favorites?

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01.12.2024 11:14 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1