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@nerdyteddy85.bsky.social

Melaninated Omnivert, awkwardly navigating life one day at a time. Everready for my next adventure & new experiences. Pro-Black โœŠ๐Ÿฟ | SGL๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿฟ | 1906 ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿฟ | DC Native ๐Ÿฅ | Nerd ๐Ÿค“ | Goofball ๐Ÿคช | Teddy ๐Ÿป | Selenophile ๐ŸŒ• | P.D.i.T.

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Okay for Petco trade giving me some free doggie treats for my babies. I guess even while looking like a werewolf, I can still give them a little something they can feel. ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฟ

15.02.2025 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This week has been too much and it's only Wednesday. When I get home, I'll be checking the it will grant me safe passage to Narnia. If not, I'll just try the Ballad of the Wiches' Road again...

05.02.2025 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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In terms of Black Memes, what's your general mood this week.

05.02.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well the feds are under attack at the moment, but I'm with UHC & it fluctuates year-to-year. And technically, some months are $775 because it's two months where there are three paydays.

30.01.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It could be $225 biweekly... ๐Ÿฅด

30.01.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Me to my Doctor: "My anxiety has been a little high lately. I think the Fluoxetine may be losing its effectiveness."
My Doctor: "Yes. I'm going to switch you to Sertraline from Fluoxetine. Prozac tends to be more effective in younger people."
Me: "Oh so you're saying I'm not young?"

25.01.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Everyone involved in this scene really tried it, especially Ryan Murphy. Who's idea was it to use them pale-azz uncooked-looking pieces of fish? And then have the nerve to say the actor say "...frying up real nice".

25.01.2025 04:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"He was giving everyone a piece of his heart..." Is the most ridiculous explanation for that "awkward gesture". SMH

22.01.2025 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love that! I have two lego architecture sets that I still need to put together.

20.01.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Companies with rewards programs where the rewards points renew every year are dark-sided and not of God. ๐Ÿ˜’

20.01.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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No. I should look into taking some classes. Or at least attend one of DC Rawhides' line-dancing nights.

20.01.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Random Thought: As an adolescent, I could see myself as a background dancer for Aaliyah, Britney Spears, and/or Janet. I'm still not completely clear how I landed in Human Resources...

20.01.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No cheating. Your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist.

I just know she's probably tired of me at this point... ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

13.12.2024 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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My liver and stomach on my vacation, trying to figure out what exactly planned to accomplish by having some Tequila after a series of Whiskey & Pickleback Shots...
#BlackSky

13.12.2024 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's really been pissing me off lately! He's starting to reek of Anti-Blackness..

12.12.2024 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like to think of them in terms of Game of Thrones.
New York sits on the Iron Throne, of course;
Joseline = Riverrun Queen;
Nene = Harrenhal Queen;
Natalie = Queen of the Wildings Beyond the Wall.

12.12.2024 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ญ I saw Rem posted a screenshot of a text thread with her basically communicating by herself. Like wtf? Lol ๐Ÿฅด

12.12.2024 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I don't know if it's because I'm on a cruise this week or that I stopped using Leon's app, but I completely missed the fallout of Remy Ma and Papoose. Why is my girl crashing out on IG?

12.12.2024 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brushing my teeth while laying on the bed, may be a new level of laziness that I just unlocked.

11.12.2024 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Up, Up, & Away! B-Day vacation is officially taxiing. Activating Sagiterrorist mode... ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿน

09.12.2024 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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At 39, I hoped I would've outgrown my ticklishness, but I decided to subject myself to the torture of a pre-vacation pedicure... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30

09.12.2024 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those who come to a complete stop at a yellow light, should be made to walk to the town center, while being subjected to us townfolk yell "shame!"

08.12.2024 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need to get back into Duolingo... I fell off during the pandemic.

06.12.2024 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some of these Millennial & Zillennial gospel girlies, aren't afraid to have a little fun with their fashions. Nor are they afraid to show off them ankles or shoulders. Lol

06.12.2024 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This makes me want to host a movie night just to watch Playas Club. Lol

06.12.2024 12:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Since it's Founders' Day and my Birthday, let me share a few of my favorite pictures with some of my Favorite Brothers. ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’›

05.12.2024 03:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Founders' Day Brothers! ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿฟ

04.12.2024 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Abbott elementary starts at 8pm this week with an hour long special. Please spread the word! ๐ŸŽ„ ๐Ÿซก

01.12.2024 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18596    ๐Ÿ” 4429    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 344    ๐Ÿ“Œ 328

Who are your favorites?

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01.12.2024 11:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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