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Saltpeter, John

@saltpeterjohn.bsky.social

A sidekick in search of a hero. I love musicals, queer pirates, and Beatrice Arthur. Hadestown stan. #stuckyforever

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I guess I'm giving King of the Hill a shot? I read through the episode caps and Good Hank is mentioned. That's something?

05.08.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He's trying so hard to give you the cerulean speech from The Devil Wears Prada.

05.08.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This photo of Cynthia Erivo with Jesus Christ Superstar movie stars Ted Neely and Yvonne Elliman makes my heart happy. (Also: Ted Neely looks incredible for 81, no?)

04.08.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

"From now on this lump of flesh'll / Be considered something pretty special"

"Look What Happened to Mabel" is such a fantastic lyric

05.08.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw a girl sing "Everything I Do" to Jesus. I mean, it was Bible camp so it was situation appreciate

04.08.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the movie where I really started to dislike Vince Vaughan. Unless he's not in this movie

04.08.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One Way Passage is a shipboard romance with Powell and Francis that I love. One of the few romances that gets the romance right

30.07.2025 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well now that's all I can think of!

No complaints

30.07.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She nailed both titles

30.07.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ryne Sandberg was my baseball hero when I was a kid. Unlike a lot of the people I admired growing up, he never let me down later in life by being a jerk or constantly being on the wrong side of things. 65 is too young. Fuck cancer.

RIP Ryno. You're still the best second baseman I've ever seen.

29.07.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Aw damn.

29.07.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have seen/heard a lot of musicals based on a lot of questionable ideas. Sometimes they end up with gold (Evita, Pacific Overtures), sometimes not (that Donner Party musical). But the one I find most upsetting is Lolita, My Love. Several good songs, but Creep City

29.07.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Consider my thirst trapped

29.07.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Something something Offside Man?

I apologize for nothing.

29.07.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, if it can happen in suburban Chicago dinner theater, it can happen anywhere! (One MAME, two Mames)

29.07.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone: Hey, do you remember what they did to Damn Yankees in 1994?
Arena Stage: Hold my beer...

29.07.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But if I can't do it my way, what's the point?

29.07.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stepping my way among the clutter (I was mid re-org when I broken mein hippen) to get to the movies was probably needlessly dangerous. But it was so worth it.

The big parade goes on for years
Naughty, gaudy, bawdy, sporty
42nd Street

28.07.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any clue as to why they'd cut Paul's monologue?

28.07.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One my favorite rhymes ever:
"There the guy who's got religion'll
Tell you if your sin's original"

- Tom Lehrer 1928-2025

28.07.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from the movie 42nd Street. Picture is of a sign that reads "Stage Entrance 42nd Street Theatre"

Screenshot from the movie 42nd Street. Picture is of a sign that reads "Stage Entrance 42nd Street Theatre"

Finally healed enough to reach movies.

Currently reading Bradford Ropes's original novel. May do a post on how different they are.

28.07.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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A 5, 6, 7, 8… 50!

25.07.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Fair

25.07.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If the ads aren't calling it "Bill & Ted's Existential Adventure," I quit.

25.07.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody:
Me: Howard Ashman is just sitting there in the afterlife, wondering how "I need! Six eggs!" became his best known work

25.07.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He also names Brando in Streetcar and Hartnett in H2O and Pearl Harbor.

25.07.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you ever humming "The Other Generation" and realize you've segued to "O Sacred Head Now Wounded?"

24.07.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are we guessing? Cause I'm thinking Mamet

24.07.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Amen!

24.07.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Joey singing "Feels So Good" with the guy across the alley every morning is one of my favorite Friends moments

24.07.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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