ᵗʰᵉ 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 ʷᵉ 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 ᵃᵗ 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 🐦‍🔥

Shh, breathe. I'm not even halfway in yet.

((TEMPORARILY pausing this madness bc i wanna nap.

See u guys <3

You'll be a delicious roasted salmon.. Mmm..

:(

To my bedroom.

Fifteen steps for us to get to know each other.

Then, we fuck.

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ˢᵒ ˢᵃʸ ʲᵘˢᵗ 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 . .
𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗵 𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵈᵒ ⁱᵗ—-

Too late, I'm hard.

Just let me help. I'm the only one who noticed those tits

There's fifteen steps.

I'll be worth your time. Just think of that warm post-coital glow 😉

Yeah, alright. I'll crack you, funny circus boy.

Two things can be true, yk

I need you.

If I don't crack somebody today, I'm jumping into the nearest water source and fucking a mermaid.

because I'm hot and sexy and tryna be helpful!

((sorry

Mmm. That deep, gravelly baritone...

Does make me wonder how you'd sound in the bedroom. Deeper? Hoarser? High-pitched, and teary-eyed?

Hmm....

WHY THE FUCK NOT?

You're on my breed list too, pretty boy.

I CSN HELP. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

Bruh. They're so big, cmon. I see em. I see those Indentations. Those bazookas.

Fuck, I'm drooling.

It's your nips. Sooooo distracting...

Pop em in my mouth.

DON'T GO WITHOUT SEEING MY FLAMING BUSH AND MY FLAMING COCK AND MY FLAMING

I dunno. I'm distracted.

((YAYYYYYYY!!

[Wearing a glove, all the way up to his elbow.]

'Kay. How deep is it? Should I go through your butt, or mouth?

windy. Windy speaking up to say, Leo has access to this account. Permission granted for all of the craziness. /pos

Live Laugh Love Leo

[Cue a mysterious appearing jar of mayo.]

💭: Maybe the white boy will like it if I drench it in mayo...

It ain't? Liar.