Scrap Iron

Twink Diaries.

Not sure. From what I hear from the good people of Prestbury, apparently he's horrible.

Fessor faces their Nemesis at the nursing home.

Sometimes, fessor sits on their own and watches Thomas the Tank Engine and such like...

This modern day twist introduced by Chat gpt doesn't quite give Buck the character development that Jack London was looking for.

I'm all for deconstructing the myth that they "work hard". Digging graves is hard, slaughtering and butchering is hard, bricklaying is hard. Waving at strangers and crying over beastly pens isn't.

Barbara Woodhouse's biographer.

This first draft has none of the drama of Julius Caesar, but it shows promise.

Fescue haul?

Two dicks, huh? Hard to emulate all that coming and going.

She died in 2022, Charles. Crack on.

In this economy?

Transformation. The Cinematic Orchestra.

Probably a chronic onanist.

a man in a blue shirt is making a funny face while standing in front of a black background . Alt: Peter Kay on his perpetual search for new material.

I've seen the future!

Michael Gove's LinkedIn endorsement.

An Avon Cosmetics rep finally guesses the correct login.

At home, he's the Real Deal.

Try shouting, "I'm going to fuck you so hard, Koko!" Then when they form a queue, you can see where your dog sits on the Sexy Time scale.

Does your husband react when your mum calls him Pavlov?

Just a hunch. Maybe try it yourself next Sexy Time and give Koko a night off.

The Great Architect of the Universe measures the compass of MM71VLW's attainment.

Fessor's proof of God's work.

A fish finger, then?

Come off it, Ghislaine, you were in your thirties!

Rick tells Ilsa to remember Paris where he came back to to the clubhouse with a 5 under par.

Apparently the script for Casablanca was improv.

"What I’ve got to do, you can’t be any part of. Ilsa, I’m no good at being noble,but it doesn’t take much to see that the maximum of three little sausages don’t amount to a tin of Heinz beans in this crazy world. Someday you’ll understand that."

That means there's no stopping if you're getting the pastries and snacks tomorrow.

This always going to be your Destiny.

It's because you are solar powered, Iron Man.

This fess has more twists and turns than The Revenant.

Keep it going, Elon.

Nothing that can't be resolved by buying him Hai Karate for Christmas.

Another trick is to stick 👀 over the eyes in family portraits.

Try imagining icebergs. But not too big, because you'd shit yourself.

Baa-ram-ewe. Baa-ram-ewe. To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true. Sheep be true. Baa-ram-ewe!

A noble first attempt.