me if i was one of those monster hunters
which i kinda do already but you know
i haven't been here for a hot minute but i made a guest appearance in a wrestling championship
it's all fun and games until someone gets their sword stuck
no that is not a euphemism
this is what i get for overseeing training again
you mean his best masamune ;)
i can't believe i'm helping with a fanfic suggestion here but...
let me step on sephiroth in heels
please
the next time angeal lectures me about how mcshinra's is bad for you i'm just going to say that i need the food because my metabolism is insane
i'm stealing this hahahah
pussy is vegan
even if i don't physically have a dick i don't care
suck my spirit dick, peasant.
trying to work and the execs are already talking shit
sounds like a dream tbh
merry christmas
shove this up your ass
there's freaky fans and then there's ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ fans.
you cannot change my mind.
you may bite
once
maybe, maybe not. i'm not confirming nor denying it :)
simp spotted in the wild
you want to kiss me don't you?
go ahead
simps
throwback to that one time i made zack metaphorically shit himself
felt cute, might go burn something else down later ๐
unwise? please.
i see handsome man, i appreciate said handsome man.
i'm not doubting that, you are fucking handsome i won't lie
i'm about to thirst bait everyone here rn but would i look good pregnant?
red leather fan forums are the wildest places
i'll see what looks like the most candid shot of me doing the most mundane shit and i guarantee some thirsty fan will leave a comment saying 'i want to get him pregnant'.
you are pretty i will give you that
tired
work has been an ass
how about you?
guess why that is :)
sure has
i've missed you a lot
hey stallion ;)
the eternal question: am i horny or hungry
what's that supposed to mean, milk boy