me if i was one of those monster hunters
which i kinda do already but you know
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me if i was one of those monster hunters
which i kinda do already but you know
i haven't been here for a hot minute but i made a guest appearance in a wrestling championship
29.04.2025 18:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
it's all fun and games until someone gets their sword stuck
no that is not a euphemism
this is what i get for overseeing training again
you mean his best masamune ;)
22.04.2025 01:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
i can't believe i'm helping with a fanfic suggestion here but...
let me step on sephiroth in heels
please
the next time angeal lectures me about how mcshinra's is bad for you i'm just going to say that i need the food because my metabolism is insane
15.12.2024 13:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i'm stealing this hahahah
15.12.2024 10:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0pussy is vegan
15.12.2024 01:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
even if i don't physically have a dick i don't care
suck my spirit dick, peasant.
trying to work and the execs are already talking shit
11.12.2024 15:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sounds like a dream tbh
11.12.2024 13:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
merry christmas
shove this up your ass
there's freaky fans and then there's 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 fans.
you cannot change my mind.
you may bite
once
maybe, maybe not. i'm not confirming nor denying it :)
07.12.2024 20:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0simp spotted in the wild
07.12.2024 16:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
you want to kiss me don't you?
go ahead
simps
throwback to that one time i made zack metaphorically shit himself
05.12.2024 13:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0felt cute, might go burn something else down later 😘
05.12.2024 12:47 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
unwise? please.
i see handsome man, i appreciate said handsome man.
i'm not doubting that, you are fucking handsome i won't lie
05.12.2024 12:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1i'm about to thirst bait everyone here rn but would i look good pregnant?
05.12.2024 12:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
red leather fan forums are the wildest places
i'll see what looks like the most candid shot of me doing the most mundane shit and i guarantee some thirsty fan will leave a comment saying 'i want to get him pregnant'.
you are pretty i will give you that
05.12.2024 12:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
tired
work has been an ass
how about you?
guess why that is :)
03.12.2024 23:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
sure has
i've missed you a lot
hey stallion ;)
03.12.2024 23:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the eternal question: am i horny or hungry
03.12.2024 21:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0what's that supposed to mean, milk boy
03.12.2024 21:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1