Useless Lesbian

Important to spend several minutes each day asking your dog how he got so handsome.

sometimes I remember we'll probably never get the Marvel's Midnight Suns sequel we deserve & it makes me sad

Welcome to the dark side, I was going to say we have cookies but who needs any other incentive other than ✨women✨. Congrats!

This would go some way to explaining the $3,600 a month on candles

I saw this tweet and had to send it to you immediately.
What if- stay with me here- no interchangeable Fergus and Farkle -STAY WITH ME- because at least one of them transitioned.
I have accepted it onto my canon and will be cancelling my subscription to reality. She/her triplets is really TO ME.

A pencil sketch of a blob with eyes with a pencil and a briefcase sticking out of it. “This is the Employment Jelly. Reblog whenever the hell you like and you’ll get a job that you love and deserve.”

For so many reasons.

(Reposting with alt text.)

this eyeroll was an 8 on the richter scale #TheTraitors #Traitors

🎶Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of baseless allegations🎶
#TheTraitors

Aisling Bea on Traitors Uncloaked joking that “this is why Britain does not deserve the NHS”

Aisling Bea on Kas… #thetraitors

Me: Obviously Lois Lane would be Miss Piggy in Muppet Superman. Kermit should be Clark Kent but *NOT* Superman. Superman is Henry Cavill and looking like a frog is just him acting meek

Fellow Bunker Resident: (glances at screen counting down “Safe Surface Radiation Level 37.6 years”) Ugh

How can anyone support the AfD?! Yet Musk and Vance do. Repulsive.

First game: lion king on the v-tech😂 but if we’re not talking consoles made for kids probably the sims, on a very old pc that couldn’t connect to the internet

#ge24

You know what’s good about Bluesky? It works the way you would expect. You see stuff from people you follow. Nothing else. Blocking removes people from your experience. Nobody is nudging you toward irritation or combat. It’s just voluntarily chatting with people.

Terrific author’s note from C K McDonnell. Automating a process is stupid if the process is the point.

Also, if a book lasts into further reprints, is read maybe, hopefully, into the future, these notes will be valuable, lived history.

It’s called *Reduce* *Reuse*

this year, I have had to explain trans people and the idiom "learning the ropes" to a seven year old

trans people took like 30 seconds, "learning the ropes" took days of the most annoying follow-up questions you could possibly imagine, including watching videos about 19th century sailing

Your eyes tell a story
So ancient and beautiful
That poets weep
And mystics tremble

#poetry

random weird fact I know: the first recorded use of the singular “they” in the English language was the 1375 story “William and the Werewolf,” obv referring to the werewolf

so happy halloween to all they/thems carrying on a fine 700-year tradition, be gay be cryptid get candy

Beginning of article from Scientific American sowing a lovely orange-toned painting of a naked woman running with a spear

Beginning of an article reading "Even if you're not an anthropologist, you've probably encountered one of this field's most influential notions, known as Man the Hunter. The theory proposes that hunting was a major driver of human evolution and that men carried this activity out to the exclusion of women. It holds that human ancestors had a division of labor, rooted in biological differences between males and females, in which males evolved to hunt and provide, and females tended to children and domestic duties. It assumes that males are physically superior to females and that pregnancy and child-rearing reduce or eliminate a female's ability to hunt. Man the Hunter has dominated the study of human evolution for nearly half a century and pervaded popular culture. It is represented in museum dioramas and textbook figures, Saturday morning cartoons and feature films. The thing is, it's wrong."

You will be shocked, shocked to hear that "The Theory That Men Evolved to Hunt and Women Evolved to Gather Is Wrong"! 🙄 Duh! OF COURSE IT'S WRONG. But now there's a cool article listing the biological and evidentiary reasons, along with nifty diagrams.

www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-...

💎Sorcerer Ashton, the Gem of the Titans💎

7th artwork of my What-if Hells: the series in which I imagine what Bells Hells could look like if the cast of @criticalrole.bsky.social had chosen different classes for them.

#criticalrole

“I’m on my period”
- boring
-uninspired
- implies sympathy

“The moon has chosen me”
- mysterious
- occult
- instills fear

take this stuffed crust, for it is my body. and this garlic sauce, for it is my blood.

in the name of the Papa, the John, and the Better Ingredients, amen

Whoa, we're halfway there
Whoa oh, getting mauled by a bear