Important to spend several minutes each day asking your dog how he got so handsome.
02.08.2025 21:18 โ ๐ 12979 ๐ 730 ๐ฌ 392 ๐ 0@uselesslesbian.bsky.social
Shannonโs the name, making memes is the game! She/her ๐ฎ๐ช
Important to spend several minutes each day asking your dog how he got so handsome.
02.08.2025 21:18 โ ๐ 12979 ๐ 730 ๐ฌ 392 ๐ 0sometimes I remember we'll probably never get the Marvel's Midnight Suns sequel we deserve & it makes me sad
27.05.2025 16:02 โ ๐ 52 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 0Welcome to the dark side, I was going to say we have cookies but who needs any other incentive other than โจwomenโจ. Congrats!
25.04.2025 13:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This would go some way to explaining the $3,600 a month on candles
21.04.2025 20:48 โ ๐ 5685 ๐ 1745 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 3I saw this tweet and had to send it to you immediately.
What if- stay with me here- no interchangeable Fergus and Farkle -STAY WITH ME- because at least one of them transitioned.
I have accepted it onto my canon and will be cancelling my subscription to reality. She/her triplets is really TO ME.
A pencil sketch of a blob with eyes with a pencil and a briefcase sticking out of it. โThis is the Employment Jelly. Reblog whenever the hell you like and youโll get a job that you love and deserve.โ
For so many reasons.
(Reposting with alt text.)
this eyeroll was an 8 on the richter scale #TheTraitors #Traitors
09.01.2025 21:41 โ ๐ 110 ๐ 13 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0๐ถCome with me, and you'll be, in a world of baseless allegations๐ถ
#TheTraitors
Aisling Bea on Traitors Uncloaked joking that โthis is why Britain does not deserve the NHSโ
Aisling Bea on Kasโฆ #thetraitors
08.01.2025 22:07 โ ๐ 259 ๐ 27 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1Me: Obviously Lois Lane would be Miss Piggy in Muppet Superman. Kermit should be Clark Kent but *NOT* Superman. Superman is Henry Cavill and looking like a frog is just him acting meek
Fellow Bunker Resident: (glances at screen counting down โSafe Surface Radiation Level 37.6 yearsโ) Ugh
How can anyone support the AfD?! Yet Musk and Vance do. Repulsive.
21.12.2024 22:34 โ ๐ 12184 ๐ 3193 ๐ฌ 483 ๐ 148First game: lion king on the v-tech๐ but if weโre not talking consoles made for kids probably the sims, on a very old pc that couldnโt connect to the internet
03.12.2024 21:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0#ge24
27.11.2024 20:20 โ ๐ 110 ๐ 31 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 3You know whatโs good about Bluesky? It works the way you would expect. You see stuff from people you follow. Nothing else. Blocking removes people from your experience. Nobody is nudging you toward irritation or combat. Itโs just voluntarily chatting with people.
17.10.2024 14:56 โ ๐ 1990 ๐ 281 ๐ฌ 35 ๐ 23Terrific authorโs note from C K McDonnell. Automating a process is stupid if the process is the point.
Also, if a book lasts into further reprints, is read maybe, hopefully, into the future, these notes will be valuable, lived history.
Itโs called *Reduce* *Reuse*
06.01.2024 16:20 โ ๐ 315 ๐ 25 ๐ฌ 12 ๐ 5this year, I have had to explain trans people and the idiom "learning the ropes" to a seven year old
trans people took like 30 seconds, "learning the ropes" took days of the most annoying follow-up questions you could possibly imagine, including watching videos about 19th century sailing
Your eyes tell a story
So ancient and beautiful
That poets weep
And mystics tremble
#poetry
random weird fact I know: the first recorded use of the singular โtheyโ in the English language was the 1375 story โWilliam and the Werewolf,โ obv referring to the werewolf
so happy halloween to all they/thems carrying on a fine 700-year tradition, be gay be cryptid get candy
Beginning of article from Scientific American sowing a lovely orange-toned painting of a naked woman running with a spear
Beginning of an article reading "Even if you're not an anthropologist, you've probably encountered one of this field's most influential notions, known as Man the Hunter. The theory proposes that hunting was a major driver of human evolution and that men carried this activity out to the exclusion of women. It holds that human ancestors had a division of labor, rooted in biological differences between males and females, in which males evolved to hunt and provide, and females tended to children and domestic duties. It assumes that males are physically superior to females and that pregnancy and child-rearing reduce or eliminate a female's ability to hunt. Man the Hunter has dominated the study of human evolution for nearly half a century and pervaded popular culture. It is represented in museum dioramas and textbook figures, Saturday morning cartoons and feature films. The thing is, it's wrong."
You will be shocked, shocked to hear that "The Theory That Men Evolved to Hunt and Women Evolved to Gather Is Wrong"! ๐ Duh! OF COURSE IT'S WRONG. But now there's a cool article listing the biological and evidentiary reasons, along with nifty diagrams.
www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-...
๐Sorcerer Ashton, the Gem of the Titans๐
7th artwork of my What-if Hells: the series in which I imagine what Bells Hells could look like if the cast of @criticalrole.bsky.social had chosen different classes for them.
#criticalrole
โIโm on my periodโ
- boring
-uninspired
- implies sympathy
โThe moon has chosen meโ
- mysterious
- occult
- instills fear
take this stuffed crust, for it is my body. and this garlic sauce, for it is my blood.
in the name of the Papa, the John, and the Better Ingredients, amen
Whoa, we're halfway there
Whoa oh, getting mauled by a bear