Amora

gurren lagann if it was written well

*cracks knuckles* no more ms nice gal

tmodloader be like what do you mean i can gamble cursed essence in blackjack to irreversibly alter the spawnrate of my world by septupling it until i get this bag that i can put the cursed essence in

what do you mean there's a blood moon and 50 mobs spawn every second

"I asked chatgpt--"
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.

might just write a twitlonger on myself so people will stop calling me cute for reasons i will never truly understand

"take the mf gluten out the bread" okay here's your gluten captivated sandwich

"yeah but if we allow sex in britain it's a good thing because more toothless people will be running around meaning more people get less jobs" or whatever

"i am irony man. you call yourself the joker, but you can't take a joke. ironic" echoes through my head non stop please save me

The image shows two entrances to mirroring bathrooms in an office environment. The bathroom on the left has an accompanying sign labeled "KIKI" alongside a spikey shape. The bathroom on the right has an accompanying sign labeled "BOUBA" alongside a rounded, smooth shape. The "KIKI" door's window is shattered, and the frame is barricaded with wooden planks.

"sigh i wish bathrooms weren't separated by gender"

the monkey's paw curls

he's so cool

erm acshually its 11-9

All my homies non-Euclidean

too tired to sleep but too sleep to tired

i'm in top 0.4% of camellia listeners on yt music, i've listened to "classic j dies and goes to hell part 1" by glass beach for 1300 minutes, and i listened to like 28k minutes of music overall

i like to think i listen to lots of niche music but i dont know any of your tops

you're telling me a- you're telling me- you're telling me a sh- a rice- a shrimp fished- a rice fried- a- a fimp shried- a fried rice this- a shrimp- fished rice- a shrimp fried this rice?

can i even nap on... um... the roof? with a lawn chair???? you said anywhere i'm napping on your roof

dutch formula 1 driver plays bullet hell call that Mad Verstapple

welcome to whimsy wonderland where we worry about nothing but jolly. what's that? politics? sorry not under this rock

defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs

Using high/low-context culture as a new way to bully people online

"Oh I guess your context culture is too low for this conversation, sorry"

"Listen, pal. Your context culture is so high the only person you're talking to is your ass"

i see!! i'll def look into both of those, considering it's been on my todo list for a while now lol. i'm p sure one of my local TCG venues also hosts PF, will have to check that again

thanks for the info!!

Well maybe if Icarus went to Hooters he'd know how to make real wings

opps bested me in the present so i went back to the future to put their asses on blast

"ill take a shower once this song is over"
*goes on tiktok*

i feel like i'm self reporting saying this but i've seen the let's plays, didn't know about the movies though

okay nevermind you got me

you heavily underestimate my capabilities

was the ps4 game fallout new vegas

devil: welcome to hell you wretched worm

me: thank you everyone said you were gonna be rude but i appreciate you taking time out of your day to greet me

devil: aww that’s sweet the penis shredder is this way