Amora

i cast bughatti blast: veyron mode

Girl, are your opinions mushrooms because that was a shiitake

Woke up feeling a little low-poly ya know what I mean?

the underlying problem is you have 2 weighs and the solution is definitely not what i did

the ratio 5/3 is always gonna be outweighed in this scenario

it was basically dumb luck in a stroke of idiocy

seeing the 3 go up made me think it was heavier

playing professor layton made me realize i forgot how weights on scales worked so i loaded 5/3 and obv the 5 outweighed the 3
one weight was lighter and you had to guess which

in a stroke of genius, i keep the ratio but switch weights around

you only have 2 weight tries so yea
somehow still got it

"on a scale of speaking head emoji to fire emoji how true is this"

really liking this mental image of seeing 2 writers argue about the most petty BS but because they're writers they constantly have to find unique words for the things they're arguing about and eventually they just run out of synonyms and make caveman noises

thinking of a female-ish username to get off of the handle "Lazor" is posing to be a sisyphean challenge holy fuck how do people just think of usernames man

"i see coinflip game. you flip coin. i get."

*after seeing doom* "what is gun why it shoot fire out"

obviously based on this hypothetical, doom sucks

we should start rating game quality based on how well cavemen could play them

chat is this supposed to happen

so whenever i walk upstairs and it's dark i get this insanely petty premonition of like "what if upstairs. but monster kill u" but it's specifically when i'm walking up/down stairs because that's scarier apparently

the horror entity: "im going to kill u"
me with my bowl of instant noodles:

helldivors is fun esp. if your group of friends decides to play a diff 10 at random and get completely annihilated in a record time of 4 minutes

I HAD TO SWITCH BACK TO WINDOWS

I DIDNT BACK UP ANYTHING

MY SKYFACTORY 4 SAVE ITS GONE

I GOT HIT IN THE AUTISM

lyrics in chronically online dariacore or hyperpop be like "i went outside, like the subreddit"

rimworld can be discussed with chronically online people or people that play rimworld.

if i try to explain that my colony of psychopaths tries to make furniture out of the people they kill to anyone else, they'd look at me and go "i don't think that game is healthy for you"

i love it when someone has a math question thats simple and someone answers with "hi, math super ultralord with 21 phd's here" and they still get it wrong

the worst part is when they get ratio'd or bested by a dropout like me

saw a knight ride an armored elephant call that a cataphrant

Me: i’m Autistic

Them: Oh you take things literally

Me: No that’s kleptomania

A bunch of mysterious bunnies are walking in a line, carrying candles and wearing black robes. They go through a bunch of ruined columns at night, one of which has a statue of a similar hooded figure, pointing. The last bunny in the line looks as if noticing the viewer

Daily bunny no.3079 is sworn to secrecy

my nuclear reactor (motivation) is running dry (failing) and might even meltdown (i'm stressed) so i'll hold off on the posts for a day or two and just provide funny analogies for my lack of will instead

no post today

Gonna call slenderman "My homie Big S" from here on out like i'm talking about a world renowned gangster

Ed Sheeran's "Shape of You" really is the worst thing that ever happened to the key of C# minor

The best thing that happened to it is of course Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata. no further questions, your honour

i only know one good RPG and that's Epic Battle Fantasy. every other RPG (including but not limited to: Rocket-Propelled Grenades) sucks. i'm not being serious. but i want you to think i am cause it'd be funnier.

vein mined a nether cave but it looked too much like a drooling fish so i turned it into a british man from Birmingham

these are the vibes they bring to the function

Miku Luka mischief

obviously there's modded items to help with transportation but it took me like, 2-3 hours to figure out i can just count the resin in fives via comparator and then send a redstone signal to extract said resin, alongside 4 acorns from a chest storing those

like

i guess it just happens

i was wikidiving for 2 hours to figure out how to split items via hopper in minecraft

the problem is that acorns has a 50% chance to drop in threes, resin 35% in threes
to make amber, you need 5 resin and 4 acorns, adding onto the already painful equation

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