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The only time this daughterfucker stays awake is when he's cheating at golf.

Not when you work from home, #winning #dickout

We have Sleepy Joe, but you have Dementia 'Pedo' Don.

Dementia Don.

Hahahahahah, the Democratic government shutdown?

I'm sorry, but who has the majority in all 3 branches of the US government?

Amazon Prime sucks. I pay a monthly subscription and STILL need to watch ads.

Cancelled Motherfuckers.

Happy birthday! May you have an amazing year!

Take away their weapons, body armour, and protection, and they're nothing more than pussies.

Which is a horrible insult to pussies.

Ooph, that looks delicious!

Every day is fresh pasta day in this house.

California – this Election Day, vote yes on Prop 50.

California’s Prop 50 says that if Republicans are going to abuse the system to try and hang onto power, we’re going to counteract that abuse and create a level playing field in the midterm elections.

Make a plan to vote yes on Prop 50.

WHAT A LOSER. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

And it's SMB! Looks great, bud.

There's nothing like fresh produce!

If I see one more comment on an Instagram post bitching about the chef not wearing gloves I'm going to explode.

Gloves are so gross. Real chefs wash their hands nonstop during service.

#fuckyourgrossgloves

If this schmuck worked for me, he'd be fired for not getting anything done.

Dude, in just a few short years, you're gonna be unemployed.

You're a complete traitor and dipshit.

He is a total creep. He's the kinda guy that takes solo trips to Thailand.

Thanks man!

Yeah, time flies so fast. I'm working on setting up my fresh pasta business. Madness!

Hahaha, some online retailer. How are you mate?

How long does it take to package and dispatch a pasta roller?!?!

Shit.... Not brown liquid. Shit.

God Bless 'Murica!

Omg, I would destroy those nachos! So much guacamole!

They're just openly fascist and revel in it.

Support local businesses and industries.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

DRB

Thanks man!

It was so damn delicious. I missed cooking!

After a break, I'm finally cooking again. I blame my current home kitchen! 🍛🍜🍝

#lasagna #food #comfortfood #freshpasta #pasta #goodfood #gastronomy #handmade