The Dr. Manhattan on Mars meme with three panels.
Panel 1 is Dr. Manhattan’s face in close up: “It is 2015. I am 44 years old. I am on a WebEx call. I am asking people to please mute themselves if they are not speaking.”
Panel 2 is Dr. Manhattan standing on Mars: “It is 2020. I am 49 years old. I am in a Zoom meeting. I am telling someone, “if you are trying to talk, you are on mute.”
Panel 3 is Dr. Manhattan sitting on a rock on Mars: “It is 2025. I am 54 years old. I am in a Teams call. I am telling the speaker that their audio is breaking up.”
13.06.2025 14:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
May I suggest making skeets that get neither liked nor reskeeted
19.11.2024 14:11 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
If you make it 10 years instead of 15 The Cure, U2, and Beastie Boys can be in the mix.
19.04.2024 19:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The marshmallow wanter
28.03.2024 10:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just to be clear - this is a heads up because a postal worker was performing their job?
10.03.2024 13:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Apparently
02.03.2024 16:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I had a London Calling poster on my wall for a long time before I ever listened to The Clash.
21.02.2024 03:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The woman from The Cut who got scammed is the early leader for the blue dress of 2024
15.02.2024 19:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
when all you have is a keyboard, every problem looks like a post
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Acorn involved shooting
14.02.2024 17:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Automatically play everything at 1.33x. Boom done
10.02.2024 20:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I prefer yours to be clear
06.02.2024 18:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Was expecting goatse when I scrolled
06.02.2024 17:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Okay if I don’t like it I’m holding you responsible
26.01.2024 19:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Yeah season two wasn’t good and probably won’t even watch 3
26.01.2024 11:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
It has to be code of some sort. Right? RIGHT?
14.01.2024 19:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So we all are just going to ignore the “~”?!?!?
10.01.2024 21:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Walter Goggins, with both thumbs hoisted high
where is the walter goggins fandom on bluesky. reskeet if you are a true GOG DOG.
05.01.2024 18:16 — 👍 1293 🔁 560 💬 73 📌 81
Counterpoint: getting coffee has been been greatly enhanced by breezing to the counter and grabbing my coffee that I ordered online
03.01.2024 15:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I actually kind of like it as a person who accidentally hits caps lock on my laptop keyboard when I’m typing.
02.01.2024 17:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
checkmate, lib
29.12.2023 13:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Amazing
23.12.2023 02:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I wish I had seen this before I used it to store my crypto wallet keys
22.12.2023 21:35 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Bleach Boys by the Dead Milkmen
20.12.2023 11:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Was the bar resisting?
19.12.2023 14:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Really was rooting for the Durstcore Dad
19.12.2023 14:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An expert gift wrapper should be able to use no more than 6 pieces of tape per gift
18.12.2023 23:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
60 seconds is “Meets”
< 30 is “Exceeds”
Double on Saturday
11.12.2023 13:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Pic of George Santos in press scrum surrounded by cameras and mics with his mouth wide open like he is singing or saying something
“THERE’S GEORGE SANTOS! HE’S GETTING AWAY!”
02.12.2023 00:51 — 👍 1938 🔁 292 💬 24 📌 14
November 26, 1985
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