Chief Shenanigans Officer

Very happily married here, but also skeptical about the institution in general. Plus, “til death do us part” was first written in 1662, when the average life expectancy was….36. 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

Amen

6. I cannot believe that these people walk amongst us, live in our neighborhoods, are our acquaintances, coworkers, etc. This is a bridge too far for me—the minimization (at best) of such a horrific, vile crime. I’m really struggling not to just explode. Anyone else with me?

5. Just when I thought I understood the moral depravity/denial/cultlike behavior of these people, they condone/explain away/laugh at/don’t believe actual, true, documented p*dophilia. It’s absolutely staggering.

4. I’m having a hard time dealing with MAGA’s reactions to all this. These people sexually assaulted CHILDREN (not “underage women”, how grotesque), and folks thinks it’s no big deal. Or it’s not true. Or “Dems did it too”.

3. I responded that I’d never rise to the bait re the Clintons. That they’re both as filthy and immoral as they come. That if/when Bill is on the Epstein list, folks on my side of the aisle can crucify him, like you’re supposed to when you’re not in a cult.

2. I just posted an article about Ghislaine Maxwell being transferred and naturally had to make a smartass comment about how it’ll be easier for her to die by “suicide” now. A friend posted a response: a photo of Hillary Clinton, with the sentence “You don’t say…”

1. Wondering if anyone else feels like this: I am at a breaking point with the MAGA cult. The whataboutism and willingness to blow off the severity and vileness of actual, documented pedophilia/SA of children is killing me. Yes, I’m talking about the Epstein list.

“People don't even realize all the messages the universe is sending in protest.” Absolutely brilliant, succinct observation. Dying to see more of these messages too

RIGHT?!?!!! Which is awesome, because usually you don’t actually get to see it!

ELEPHANTS TOOK OUT SOME MILLIONAIRE SAFARI HUNTING GUIDE AND ORCAS TOOK DOWN A YACHT ON THE SAME DAY

What’s that joke about lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? Make it billionaires.

I’m so sorry to hear that. I hope you can make some sort of peace with it—even though there’s no way to make sense of it. 🫂

Picture of the Pope blessing Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. Caption: Well, great. Now people are going to associate the Catholic Church with pedophiles

I mean….

My god. 😭

All those children, traumatized in the most horrific way. As a mother and teacher it both sickens and infuriates me

Agree on all points. We on the left hold our folks to a higher standard than the right.

For the Epsteinth time, an “underage woman” is called a CHILD

It’s hard to fathom that everyone isn’t disgusted and furious about this pedo

We wouldn’t be waiting for a list if we simply believed women

We’ve only said this for decades

Oops, I sure did

Release the list, and punish the Dems too

Take them ALL down

Sworn affidavit quote about Trump forcing 13 and 12-year-old girls into o perform oral sex on him

I will never get past the fact that this evil, soulless piece of human filth is running the country.

Them: when are you going to get over Epstein? Me: Around half-past Benghazi o’clock”

Yes indeed

Every reporter should just keep asking Trump about Epstein until he flips out on camera

🍿 I CANNOT WAIT

Dear MAGA, please excuse Donny from persecution. Signed, Epstein’s Mother (with a photo of Juan Epstein)

If you think this is hilarious and know the reference, you’re probably due for another dose of Tylenol arthritis right about now. 🤣

Me when the big beautiful obituary hits

Come onnnnnnn, cholesterol!!! Do your damn job!

Yes!!! This is great, thanks! 🤣

An Israeli airstrike killed 15 people, including 10 children, waiting for help outside a medical clinic in Gaza. The Israeli military said it was targeting a militant when it struck near the clinic.

EPSTEIN DOCUMENTS RIGHT HERE. I don’t have the patience to scroll through 900+ pages, so have at it. 😬

ABSOLUTELY. Spot on