Chief Shenanigans Officer

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I’ve saved this GIF to my photos because it’s the crux of my problems with everything going on right now. Racism, misogyny, homophobia, demonizing of the poor, cruelty….all the shit MAGA does is gut-wrenching and appalling. But the WWE nature of it all is kind of the baseline. JFC 🤦🏼‍♀️

Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate! 💙🦃💪🏼 🇺🇸

I’m sorry. 😞 I’ve lost a son and a brother to the cult

Literally every ill that MAGA blames on immigrants, etc is because of billionaires

Feel free to print this out for your MAGA uncle on thanksgiving 🤣

JD Vance pictured as jealous of Trump’s meeting with Mamdani, but it’s Mac from Always Sunny with a ton of eyeliner

Because I needed a good laugh today 🤣

Trump threatens “seditious” Democrats with death

But the Left are the violent ones. Ooooooookay. 🤬

Epstein files shred themselves hours before being released

I’m just waiting for this to happen. If Trump is calling for their release, we already know that all Republican names have been redacted 🙄🙄

It’s sickening, the moral bankruptcy

MAGA guy saying “yeah but Bill wasn’t underage so Trump was just playing 4D chess when he sucked him off. Checkmate libturds”

Because this is absolutely something they would say

Ivanka Trump quoting Jefferson’s denial of raping and impregnating his own slave is too perfectly ironic

She’s gonna need some salve for that burn. 🔥

“There are Dems in the Epstein files too” is not the flex you think it is. We’ll go after them even HARDER than we would the Republicans on the list, because we hold them to a higher standard. Bet on that. 💪🏼

See, I’ve been saying the same thing—that they’re just digging in deeper. (While some of my super optimistic friends are disagreeing, bless their hearts) And you have my sympathy—I’ve lost my only sibling and one of my sons to Cult45 too. 😩

Maybe both. 🤬

I absolutely could not agree more. It’s staggering every time it’s revealed how soulless and evil these people are 😱

Tucker Carlson says he has evidence that the assassination attempt in Butler, PA was faked

Tucker Carlson says he has evidence that the assassination attempt in Butler, PA was faked

Taking this with the biggest grain of salt on earth, but, oooh, if this would happen💪🏼😱

Megyn Kelly saying it’s ok to rape a 15 year because it’s not like she was 8

New MAGA slogan: at least she wasn’t 8

For as steely and unshockable as I thought I was, I am still reeling from this one. I have rarely seen anything as glib, repulsive, stomach-churning and vile as this statement. I’m going to have a hard time getting past it. Let’s hope it ruins her career.

Spoiler: it won’t 🤬

Taxpayers pay $36 a year to SNAP

Taxpayers pay $800-$1,000 a year to corporate welfare

Taxpayers pay over $5,000 a year to the military

Screenshot these to show your MAGA uncle at Thanksgiving

YEP

Just let me have a moment of hope. Don’t spoil it with reality🤣

JD Vance grew up on food stamps but now he has Charlie Kirk’s leftovers

Hahahahahah I love a crushing, unsubtle burn 🤣

They really are. I see a glimmer of hope

90% of right-wing humor is “oh, does my behaving like a garbage human TRIGGER you?”

Yep

Stop immigration so we can take care of our own. Yeah, RIGHT

Hypocrisy and the Republican Party are synonymous

Corporate welfare is the real drain, not SNAP recipients

No lies detected.

Lots of hope this week, between Mamdani winning, Cheney dying and Pelosi effectively retiring

HOPE!!!

People who fight tooth and nail to deny benefits to hungry people are truly evil

There’s really no grey area here.

Apparently NOT true, but it’s becoming harder and harder to tell, isn’t it??

I never know what’s true anymore, which is why I try to vet everything. We are truly in the Upside-Down. 😱