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share of a reddit post r/offbeat u/taxowlbear • 1 day ago Jesus was a psychedelic mushroom, a controversial theory suggests. could it reshape Christianity forever? u/jesusisthebrehhhd • 1 day ago no he wasn't. he was yeast. he is literally bread. he turns water into wine, yeast. he was put in in a cave for 3 days and on the third day he had risen, sourdough. man was yeast.

@henchman21.bsky.social happiest henchamania!

I actually had a calendar notification pop up on my phone today to remind me that henchamania is approaching

loot drops after defeating me:

[common] couple strands of fur
[uncommon] tangled yarn bits
[rare] candy wrappers
[epic] persistent earworm (equippable)
[legendary] 1" hair claw with broken teeth
[mythic] half a stale dorito chip

🤨

hope you're feeling better now

I'd suggest we boycott sleep, but apparently I'm already mostly doing that unintentionally 😅

my dreams have been giving me hella undue guilt trips lately

I dunno what our subconsciouses think they're doing to us, but it's not welcome

I'm sorry 🫂

yay! I hope you like it. no worries at all if it's not your cup of tea, though

@henchman21.bsky.social have I recommended the book "Automatic Noodle" to you, yet?

it's been so long since I've seen the movie, I'm definitely overdue for a rewatch

aw, that's a shame, I feel like that one would probably taste like Christmas if it was good

but grape Sprite is delish

the shrinkage!! (especially if it's near an air conditioner)

(I started the cold flashes part of perimenopause, so I might be in my extra evil character arc)

iron speedo for maximum discomfort

I heard they got Maggie Simpson to make a cameo, too! No word on Bart and Lisa, though

oh, I'm totally having mashed potato later because of you, it's a safe food

I'm on an even blander food regimen than before and honestly, instant mac & potatoes sound good

but the good news is I can now go into a brightly lit room without immense pain

fuck, that sounds delicious

whaddya eat?

one time, the person bagging my groceries was bragging about how they're the best bagger in the store. I had high hopes but then I had to stop at the next empty register to rebag everything. there was raw meat packed with fresh veggies!

this is the route I feel like I'll have to take

@henchman21.bsky.social yo, the bots here are active af. is this a typical thing or am I in a bad part of this app?

:(

darn :(

are the table of contents easily accessible, at least?