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I write "bees again" into my dream journal for the 300th consecutive day and sigh.

The Good Morning Night Vale logo: white conversation bubbles shaped as the Night Vale eye on a purple background and a black ribbon on the bottom with white text saying Good Morning Night Vale

Hosts Meg, Symphony and Hal do a deep dive into each episode of Welcome to Night Vale, starting with the very first episode from 2012.

Listen here: www.nightvalepresents.com/goodmorningn...

the biggest dumbest most cinnamon roll meathead and he's built like Abby from kdh

I *did* do a giant baked goods haul in my order, though. Baked goods are my ultimate weakness so I'm excited to try all these. So far, I've only had a couple of the butter cookies, but they're so yummy

@henchman21.bsky.social i just made a weee order and only now remembered that I forgot to add any fun potato chip flavors. please don't be disappointed in me

Watch all your fingers and toes. They may turn on you. Perhaps this Friday. You know what, forget we said anything.

though, they seem to still have a limit on stuf, so I guess that the maximum stuff is canon

you ever see the Oreo meme where the name changes based on how it's stacked?

oh, random spam to block, yay!

that sounds like my usual salad order when we do takeout. blue cheese and apple are so good together 🥰

yikes, are the salads flavorful at least? I made what I've dubbed a van Hellsing salad last week. it had steak and a whoooole lot of garlic. it hurt so good that I didn't realize that the steak also fit the van Hellsing name until the next day

good luck on your fridge emptying adventure, may the expiration dates be ever in your favor

speaking of, any fun new flavors lately? I demolished a bag of Doritos cool ranch recently. it was painful, but so delicious. I kinda wanna go get some of my favorite cucumber flavored lays.

I will add, I've never tasted them so I'm not sure if I'd actually like them. I will, however, totally eff up some peanut butter granola

speaking from a different viewpoint, sometimes you don't even have the energy to put peanut butter and jelly on bread. uncrustables are a staple for some AuDHD folks I know

in it's defense: mild curry mix is so good cause you can actually taste the various complex flavors instead of being taste blind thanks to any overwhelming firey flavors

I bet the short rib flavor is amazing 🤤

I'm gonna hafta live vicariously through you until my body can handle the fun chip flavors again

did you grab the smoked cumin lamb skewer flavor? I'm intrigued af

that would be nice :)

same, but I'd also like to not be perceived or expected to talk

my neurodivergence has been stealing my ability to speak lately

the book wasn't that long, right?

pretty much the same, except when I'm not quoting movies and shows, I'm singing. and not in the cute way, but the irritating Linda Belcher way

regular ranch Doritos 🤤

@henchman21.bsky.social happy henchamania!

I promise to not try to not be weird

no, my customer service voice is just really that different from my exhausted perimenopause voice

Soon™️

huh, so one of the side effects of perimenopause I'm having is no longer having the patience to do performative femininity, and because of that, my voice assistant doesn't recognize me when I'm not doing "customer service voice"