Nine0uh

I leave for a few months and this place turns into gooner central.

This isn't a complain per say ...

Recipe book cover mockup. Vibrant photo of food ona slate grey counter. Tomatoes, limes, street tacos, a red enamel skillet with beans, chili peppers, salsa, corn tortillas stuffed with picadillo. A graphic effect in the center appears to reveal text by tearing this photo. The text reads "HOW TO COOK LIKE THE PEOPLE YOU JUST DEPORTED Authentic ethnic flavors for bigots who don't deserve them"

Pretty Naija girl, she used to be thick

But then genetics catching up, and now she built like a brick🤧

Dating is a mess because if you're attractive enough to be seen as a person, then there's no point in being faithful

*Hideo Kojima game set during the Somme*

Colonel: Tommy. This is Trench Footman. He'll be your guide when you need to patch yourself up.

TF: You're holding the Synergised Hypodermic Epinephrine Limbic Loadout, or SHELL. Press R1 to use SHELL to cure SHOCK.

Tommy: SHOCK?

I am? My name starts with J🥰

I'd marry her in a heartbeat if she let me.

And I hate myself for it.

The biggest waste of money I’ve seen in video game development, across many years and studios (not my current one - one of the reasons I wanted to work there), wasn’t on graphics. It was abruptly being told to throw out months or years of work bc one executive decided they didn’t like something.

Had to block that lil bitch said she couldn’t be a side bitch

Too many cute black girls like one piece.

Much like how too many of them like AoT.

I'll settle for a Tokyo Ghoul fan at this point on God.

If people started treating me with more respect where would I get the spite I need for the gym?

I've been a begrudging admirer of his since my teen years unfortunately.

Not a positive development.

Fellatio in the front seat is slavery.

When you ask your lesbian friend to make out in her car, but you get there and she's tryna give you a blowjob.

Just wrote s short story I'm never going to publish about a psychotic black demon hunter in Tokyo who says fuck Demon hunting and just starts hunting white gaijins.

Shouts out to all my Islamic drug dealers who didn't take today off.

It's why I don't bother dressing up most of the time anymore.

The ones who are checking for me usually don't care what I wear.

When you're a dark skinned black person (male or female doesn't matter tbh) you have to accept the fact that 90% of whether your chosen crush will reciprocate is entirely down to a roll of the dice against white supremacy.

He was a fascist, a racist, and a closeted homo, but God damn was he right about self image.

White supremacy won. Capitalism won. There's really no point in any of this except dying.

So I'll just smoke and stay high till then.

I'm perfectly content being handsome and muscular in private.

No experience of talking to a woman lately has filled me with more joy than lifting weights.

I'm on the internets side tbh. I'm enjoying the loneliness epidemic.

The internet these days really just exists to convince angry men why they shouldn't bother interacting with women.

*Werner Herzog voice*

now, the Jingle Hop has begun

He's been overcome with anger plenty of times. And he's got the kind of hero complex that the ring can easily corrupt.

Mokuton, mizuton, fire style and lighting too
I been on that "don't go near him I heard he's a frightening dude"

We on that Gamaran
They on that Taliban AFTER they took Afghanistan

Maybe to withstand the physical pressure if it. But he'd be a Ring Wraith in a week☠️.

This is actually false lmao

Maybe in 3 months we'll circle back.