T-Rex: Time for me to spend some time doing my favourite hobby: learning... Off panel: Nice! T-Rex: ...about PLANE CRASHES! You didn't let me finish, Dromiceiomimus!
Dromiceiomimus: You uh - you ENJOY learning about people dying, T-Rex? T-Rex: They don't ALWAYS die! Besides, what I'm really learning about is SAFETY and TECHNOLOGY. Every time a plane crashes we discover what went wrong and then change technology, training, AND/OR systems so that can't happen again!
Utahraptor: I guess that could be reassuring! T-Rex: It IS!! T-Rex: The first crashes were all "Oh the wings SHOULD stay on, whoopsie, our bad" but today a whole SET of things all have to go wrong, IN PARALLEL, AND in some novel unforeseen way, for a crash to happen. Utahraptor: But - they still happen, dude. T-Rex: AND WE FIX 'EM!!
T-Rex: We decided "no plane should ever crash again", and we've trying our level best to make that happen ever since, and that is BEAUTIFUL. Off panel: I'll think of that if I'm ever on a crashing plane. T-Rex: ME TOO!! What you say with irony I say with sincerity!
"what you say with irony i say with sincerity" is a paraphrase of captain picard talking to q. but you are always allowed to paraphrase captain picard talking to q; it's always morally correct
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