Pixel Peach 黄海 麗子

Humanity: downgraded from ‘alpha male showdown’ to ‘sentient soup packets.’ Evolution really cooked.

So soup.

Meat’s already like 70% water tho. You basically just said ‘water and more water with protein.'

Seems everyone except me does.

It's Japanese. I just decided to stay home and not go out for a bit. I'm a streamer, I don't need outside. Especially since outside sucks.

Same way English uses the Roman alphabet but “pizza” isn’t Latin, it’s Italian.

忍 = “to endure, to conceal”

者 = “person”

Put together, 忍者 = “a person who endures/hides.”

The on’yomi (Chinese-derived reading) gives you nin-ja.

The kun’yomi (native Japanese reading) gives you shinobi-no-mono → shinobi.

The characters 忍者 are Chinese characters (kanji), but the word “ninja” is Japanese. Japanese uses Chinese characters, but often with Japanese readings and meanings. Both words are Japanese. Two different readings of the same characters.

Ninja (忍者) and Shinobi (忍び, short for 忍びの者 shinobi no mono) are both Japanese words.

a woman is drinking a glass of orange juice in a restaurant and saying yup . ALT: a woman is drinking a glass of orange juice in a restaurant and saying yup .

I'm on them antidepressants, we feelin' good today
Watch me make an entrance, yeah, on the shit today

bro this convo got more plot twists than a telenovela like 😭 who’s supposed to be cleaning who and who’s getting smashed or paid or both?? the lore is too deep i fear…

bro i speedran the “bad decisions → regret → relocation arc.” any% run. world record pace.

Human contact is overrated anyway. I got my milkshakes, my playlists, and 300 anime boyfriends. Feelings are overrated.

looking for a housemate (who already has a place) again preferably not in laveau or within walking distance of.
also... anyone know a good tattoo removal place? asking for a past mistake 💀

((FOR REAL. Like I could say “no” in 16 languages while performing an interpretive dance about personal space and bro still gonna respond with “so wanna smash tho?” 💀💀💀))

((RIGHT?! Instant block, do not collect 200L, do not respawn, go directly to the Shadow Realm))

BROOOO, is breathing still a thing?? 💀

((I’ve contacted NASA to launch my computer into the sun. We don’t keep cursed items in this house.))

((Bro… what in the NPC dialogue is this 💀💀 Like sir, are you reading from the “Creepy Interactions 101” starter pack??))

Girl don’t let logic get in the way of a perfectly good rage spiral. Let her cook!!

Ganking noobs in full cozy mode rn. Catch me clappin’ cheeks while lookin’ like a strawberry marshmallow.

🔴 LIVE NOW ➤ PixelPeachReiko

Can’t think of a single reason I wouldn’t, fr. Y’all treat self-preservation like it’s weakness, nah babe, it’s just me deciding I got better things to do than end up as background lore in someone else’s villain arc.

Okayyy, you agree? You can keep your weird psycho club, babes. I’ll just go ahead and dip. Stay unhinged! 🫶

Oh don’t worry, babe, lesson learned real quick. Anytime I see you or your man, I’m hittin’ the nearest exit like it’s a speedrun category. Ain’t tryna get jumped again for breathing too loud. Stay toxic, queen.

Sucker punching someone who weighs the same as your winter coat is a WILD self-defense arc, sis 💀💀 like… be so for real. A sucker punch means you yeeted hands before they even knew they were in a fight.

Not aimed at you. Just calling out the guy who thought sucker punching a five-foot-nothing girl was a flex.

Wait, you? The big man who needed backup to jump a girl built like a smol bean when she wasn't looking? Peak masculinity, fr.

Join the club! 🙃 Why you think I game 24/7? Can’t fix the world, but I can frag randos in Apex

no longer sure which one of the two is the hostage.
bro’s tweetin like he’s strapped to a glitter bomb.

okay… okay 😣 i’ll go home. I just… didn’t wanna be in the way, y’know? felt like i messed up the vibe or took up too much story space.