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28.02.2026 21:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@don1.bsky.social
Husband to Lady G, Grandpa, CISO, DJ for the Cyber House Party collective https://soundcloud.com/Don1Gibson (Trance and House), bad joke connoisseur. Nothing here has anything to do with my job.
New mix…. soundcloud.com/don1gibson/d...
28.02.2026 21:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why exactly does the BBC have two professional cookery shows competing against one another? Surely let Masterchef Professionals finish before Great British Menu? Don’t make us choose!
28.02.2026 21:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@netflix.com rewriting history with Drive to Survive. Not seeing the @mclarenteam.bsky.social celebrating without a certain driver? So many stories ignored through the year as well. Enjoyable, but not accurate.
28.02.2026 19:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Lady G is going to lose her shit when she realises, but 3 weeks after my hip operation and still on crutches, I had to drop a dangerous fallen tree.
Did it safely, with no pain. Result. Until she realises! 😂
Simple words cannot convey the absolute rage I experience when ITV serve me adverts DURING THE RUGBY MATCH. I loathe it and the people who decided this was OK.
14.02.2026 15:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I just tried the ‘yawn and arm around the shoulder’ trick.
The stranger beside me at the urinal wasn’t happy.
Trousers have legs, not sleeves. I’ve just talked to my tailor friend who has never heard of trouser sleeves either.
29.12.2025 17:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Now that I didn’t know - thank you!
29.12.2025 16:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0English is a mess. You can remark that someone is disheveled, but can anyone be sheveled?
29.12.2025 15:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Why is a tattoo leg sleeve called a sleeve and not a trouser?
Sleeves are for arms, surely?
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
27.12.2025 17:27 — 👍 47066 🔁 14491 💬 954 📌 3140I don’t know what day it is. I am bloated and swollen, but somehow still hungry. I think I had lunch before breakfast. There has been exercise, but it’s akin to a fart in a hurricane. Speaking of which, the sprouts…..
26.12.2025 11:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Land of the free (speech)
05.12.2025 20:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My cursed candle fragrances include Roadkill Skunk, Fish In The Office Microwave, CS Gas, Teenage Boy’s Bedroom and Trump. Along with this fine odour above.
22.11.2025 16:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A fresh mix out from me.
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Yep, a fair list there. I’d probably change the ferry for ‘travel’ including the smell of jet fuel. 😁
16.11.2025 18:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It takes longer than expected. Trust me…. Double what you originally thought.
11.11.2025 18:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well, we are past the 5th Nov. The Xmas adverts have arrived.
08.11.2025 09:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The world’s first free security standards for audio visual: www.linkedin.com/posts/wearek...
30.10.2025 20:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Have all the great fighter nicknames now been used? No more ‘Dean of Mean’. No ‘coconut bombs’. No ‘shoe face’. We’ve lost ‘the spider’ and ‘the count’. <sighs>
12.10.2025 18:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Interesting that using the same words, you can mean very different things. ‘Hot’ and ‘shit’ for example…
07.10.2025 12:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A flooded street with cars attempting to go down the road in Ibiza.
A flooded street with cars attempting to go down the road in Ibiza.
Ibiza yesterday was a bit of a mess. This was after the rain had stopped.
01.10.2025 16:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What’s grey and will kill you when it falls out of a tree?
An elephant
A man resembling a pink Shrek stands in front of a TVR. The mans face is split in two with a grin of absolute disbelief, whilst holding a magnum of champagne and a cup. He’s wearing a blue shirt and tan shorts, with green and pink converse shoes. The car is low and small, a brooding menace with a strange multicoloured grey… The car is in front of Blenheim Palace with manicured hedges.
Still can’t believe it. Full body goosebumps.
27.09.2025 19:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A red neon sign reads “Another distraction for the Epsteinth time.”
26.09.2025 11:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bwahahahahahahahaha
24.09.2025 11:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There’s a definite hierarchy when it comes to jelly babies. Green are the best, pink the worst.
23.09.2025 09:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Depressingly accurate.
19.09.2025 06:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
New mix up online…
on.soundcloud.com/cyArenx48rKK...
How do you answer your phone?
11.09.2025 18:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0