My cursed candle fragrances include Roadkill Skunk, Fish In The Office Microwave, CS Gas, Teenage Boy’s Bedroom and Trump. Along with this fine odour above.
22.11.2025 16:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@don1.bsky.social
Husband to Lady G, Grandpa, CISO, DJ for the Cyber House Party collective https://soundcloud.com/Don1Gibson (Trance and House), bad joke connoisseur. Nothing here has anything to do with my job.
My cursed candle fragrances include Roadkill Skunk, Fish In The Office Microwave, CS Gas, Teenage Boy’s Bedroom and Trump. Along with this fine odour above.
22.11.2025 16:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A fresh mix out from me.
on.soundcloud.com/cG12aR9xPCqG...
Yep, a fair list there. I’d probably change the ferry for ‘travel’ including the smell of jet fuel. 😁
16.11.2025 18:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It takes longer than expected. Trust me…. Double what you originally thought.
11.11.2025 18:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well, we are past the 5th Nov. The Xmas adverts have arrived.
08.11.2025 09:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The world’s first free security standards for audio visual: www.linkedin.com/posts/wearek...
30.10.2025 20:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Have all the great fighter nicknames now been used? No more ‘Dean of Mean’. No ‘coconut bombs’. No ‘shoe face’. We’ve lost ‘the spider’ and ‘the count’. <sighs>
12.10.2025 18:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Interesting that using the same words, you can mean very different things. ‘Hot’ and ‘shit’ for example…
07.10.2025 12:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A flooded street with cars attempting to go down the road in Ibiza.
A flooded street with cars attempting to go down the road in Ibiza.
Ibiza yesterday was a bit of a mess. This was after the rain had stopped.
01.10.2025 16:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What’s grey and will kill you when it falls out of a tree?
An elephant
A man resembling a pink Shrek stands in front of a TVR. The mans face is split in two with a grin of absolute disbelief, whilst holding a magnum of champagne and a cup. He’s wearing a blue shirt and tan shorts, with green and pink converse shoes. The car is low and small, a brooding menace with a strange multicoloured grey… The car is in front of Blenheim Palace with manicured hedges.
Still can’t believe it. Full body goosebumps.
27.09.2025 19:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A red neon sign reads “Another distraction for the Epsteinth time.”
26.09.2025 11:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bwahahahahahahahaha
24.09.2025 11:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There’s a definite hierarchy when it comes to jelly babies. Green are the best, pink the worst.
23.09.2025 09:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Depressingly accurate.
19.09.2025 06:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0New mix up online…
on.soundcloud.com/cyArenx48rKK...
How do you answer your phone?
11.09.2025 18:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Retailer websites: If I have declined your kind offer of cookies, I am even less likely to give you my email in exchange for a paltry percentage reduction. Double that if my cursor has moved to the ‘back’ button to leave.
11.09.2025 07:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Completely unrealistic dating technique. To be fair, this was written before Uber.
08.09.2025 12:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A Doberman stands in a large garden, gently sloping down to trees at the bottom. There’s a blue sky and light whisky clouds. The trees are starting to lose their leaves
A hot sun and a cool wind - feels like autumn
07.09.2025 07:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A trophy and a magnum of champagne sit on gravel in front of a show winning car at Salon Prive
An engraved bottle of champagne
Well…. <mind blown>
01.09.2025 18:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gahhhh *being.
Excitement-driven typo’s at your service. How can I miss-spell you?
Poor tiny hands!
30.08.2025 18:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The front bonnet of a TVR Sagaris, the paint is iridescent with green, blue and brown flashes against the grey background.
A shot over the rear haunches of a TVR Sagaris, it is grey in colour and the cuts in the bodywork are black.
Car is ready for tomorrow- ring displayed at Salon Prive!
I hope tomorrow is ready for it….
What has the ECHR ever done for us?
30.08.2025 15:29 — 👍 575 🔁 338 💬 11 📌 39‘….does not target journalists’ says the country targeting journalists. Over 120 killed in 2024 and 50 this year according to RSF.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn...
New mix out… on.soundcloud.com/5EEbjVgGoP1C...
20.07.2025 10:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People who bring and set off smoke flares at sporting events deserve to be beaten.
This goes double for people who set them off around cyclists on mountains. Just irresponsible.
It’s a Lent thing. Give it up for a bit and feel virtuous. Then back to the grind.
22.06.2025 14:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0