I meant to say Butts Carlton

Soccer Tourny and mowed the lawn. I am killing it today #adulting

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#Browns

I love PJ Fleck. I hope he never leaves UM

#Buckeyes #GoBucks

We had a show based on the Geico Cavemen for crying out loud!
Give us what we want!

I would really appreciate Bo Jackson getting a TD at some point this half.

Innis TD would be a cherry on top but I’m not picky.

#Parlays

I’m not usually one to complain about the refs, especially when it’s benefitting my team but….

These refs have been garbage.

Did Jess Fisch wrong this ump in some way? Holy hell it’s feels like it’s personal

Holy shit! Altmyers got drilled on that CB blitz! He’ll feel that one tomorrow.

Why would Irish use a sweet fake punt up 42-13? I get keeping foot on Hogs necks but that seems wasteful

Minnesota Lynx's Cheryl Reeve and Carley Knox invest in Minnesota Aurora FC The Minnesota Lynx's Cheryl Reeve and Carley Knox are helping kick off a "new era of women's soccer in Minnesota."

The Minnesota Lynx's Cheryl Reeve and Carley Knox are helping kick off a "new era of women's soccer in Minnesota."

There’s something romantic about Canes-Gators in the rain at night. Or maybe it’s the edible.

Brand new Air Jordan 5 Retro "Fire Red Black Tongue"

My inner teenager is so jealous of adult me.

#Jordans

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Gross. I’ve been in a 3 week anxiety attack. Thankfully my amazing therapist is back from medical leave and we can sort out what’s going on in the beautiful, pain in the ass brain of mine.

Reasons I dislike UCLA football:

1. Sam Crawford (Mark Harmon) vying for Maddie Hayes affection on Moonlighting (Harmon played QB for UCLA)
2. Ali leaving Daniel LaRusso for a Bruins linebacker in Karate Kid Part II

#GenX

What a great win at Anfield! Tough, physical match. Ref let them play and it looked like 2 brothers playing in the backyard

Joe Gomez and Kerkenz with some great defensive play.

#LFC #YNWA

Szobo!!!! With the amazing free kick!! #LFC #YNWA

I caught that too!

Arsenal and Liverpool are beating the hell out of each other and I’m here for it!

#LFC #YNWA

Goaline Stand D U!!! Go Bucks!!

I used to be obsessed with College Gameday. Got a little misty eyed during that tribute and seeing Coach Corso put the Brutus head on.

Go Bucks!

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We finally made it! Buckeye football is back!!! LFG!!!! Go Bucks!!!

I know the world sucks. I know it does.

But having a quad-box of college football on a Thursday night is really the best escape for a few hours.

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Hell yeah! Get to watch the #Browns tonight! #DawgPoung

As a transplant to MN I never understood the obsession with the state fair. Then I ate a pronto pup and saw the light!

#AlotofproudMinnesotanstoday

"Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat." —Theodore Roosevelt, 26th president of the United States

"Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat."
—Theodore Roosevelt

No words other than I enjoyed the hell out of Superman.

Well done @jamesgunn.bsky.social

#Superman #DCComics #Krypto

My mom took me to see this when I was 5. Then would “dun-dum” outside the bathroom door when I would take a bath.

48 years old and I still don’t like going into oceans or lakes.

Absolutely-fucking-not ever going back to Ohio.

Nope nope nope

I forgot how much I like edibles.

Unrelated, I’m really enjoying the RMA-BVB Club World Cup match

#HalaMarid

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Just took a cortisone injection in my shoulder. Hopefully I was secretly selected by Dr. Erskin because I hate bullies