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BABEY WARBLER!!!!!!!!!! <3<3<3<3<3<3<33333

A medieval illustration of a hedgehog with grapes skewered on its spines

It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea

she's so lil 🥺💕🙌

Red, that you? 😂

oooh nice!

HECC YEAH :DDDDD also they're sweeter than turnip :3333 can be eaten raw or cooked!

nope! apparently it's a hybrid between a cabbage and a turnip :3

I mean, it's on Unlimited, so definitely available, just not on the actual e-reader!?

NGL that looks more like a swede/rutabaga than a turnip, esp with the size! I like to chop em up and put in stews and soups, maybe slice thinly and bake in the oven like scalloped potatoes and drizzle with a bit of melty cheese 🥴

when one of the ytubers u follow releases a book you wanna read but it's incompatible with kindIe?! maybe I can gently bully him to upload it for us non-pad users 😶‍🌫️

AHHHH THE ILLICIT ANKLE FONDLER RETURNS I love them ur honour <3

sans and red cuddling and sleeping in a nest of pillows and stuffed animals. some of the pillows are shaped like condiment dispensers, or hot dogs or sushi. there is a stuffed hamster and a stuffed fuzzy snail.

kustard
pillow nest 2
they're like tribbles

jsyk if you bookmark my fic with a quote from my fic, and that quote is
"They are benevolent deities. I am the twisted demon who came first. My existence is a gaping wound humanity tore in the universe so that these simpering dipshits could enter it through me," we are friends.

traditional art in blended alcohol marker and ink, horrortale sans pinup in botanical illustration style with dog roses and vines

the horror ❤️
boans and dog roses

which is like sex!! fancy, fanciful sex!

YEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ao3 listing for "damage to equipment" by Gilded_Pleasure. Rated M. Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence; Rape/Non-Con. Additional Tags: Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD; Heavy Angst; SecUnits Invent Talk Therapy; Peer Support; Dead Dove: Do Not Eat; literally and as an exploration of concept; Past Abuse; Past Torture; Past Violence; Why Some Things Help Some People And Not Others; Character Study; Dissociation; POV Nonhuman; Nonhuman Focused; Get Therapized Loserz; SecUnit PTSD; Past Rape/Non-con; trauma deep dive Summary: Let’s start with the good part. I accidentally helped Three (who was also helped by Ratthi and Bharadwaj) invent trauma recovery modules for murderbots. ART unhelped at first, but then it helped. I keep saying help too much but I’m not fucking changing it again, it’s been two hours. Anyways. The bad part is everything else that had to happen first. Sane people shouldn’t get anywhere near a SecUnit’s worst memories, which is what we did so you don’t have to. Though I guess if you need the modules, you do have to. That’s kind of the point. Well, don’t worry about all the atrocities. There’s no way yours can be worse than mine.

Update!
For!!
Damage To Equipment
archiveofourown.org/works/758214...

I made sure ART wasn’t listening and swept the area for drones.
“I wanted to make sure the talking did something to me first, because I think Three’s problem is a lot worse than mine. I don’t want to make it worse on accident.”

bruh that was me in the beginning too 🥴 just go slow, speed up when you have the confidence!!

no anxiety the urge is just not there and I'm getting slightly panicky about it 😂💦 I need my bumpats dammit! hahaha

thank u gildie, I do appreciate you 🫂🫂🫂🫂

it will be only REGGIE* damn i can type fr

yippee!!! :D

(he is fine, just turning 15 this year so, and also the whoremoans are winning)

i would love it so much if Reggie learned to love forehead kisses. and maybe even headbutted my chin like Sherb does. i've been having rolling cry fits because i'm scared of the day it will be only Sherb and I will honestly miss his gentle persistant affection 🥺

you can also do it with bananas!!!! yes the skin turns brown BUT THE INSIDE IS STILL GOOD :o

SO EXCITED RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

pspsps, you can refrigerate them!! i usually do this when they're juuuuuust ripe enough, and by the time i get around to them, they're perfect <3

please, i wish to rawdog fandom again 😭

it feels like an unwanted refractory period hhhHhhh

fuck, i feel called out. currently on year 3, apparently 🤣 (for the most recent longfic sdkfjhgh)