scary teddie 💜 open ur wallet (commissions open)

(this is /lh don't feel forced)

draw them for me.

a selection of Little Guys (two of my op ocs, blair and sorrell, and my sona binky bear who i need to draw more of)

i have a coooooold
give me things to cheer me up

you got it boss !!!!

hmm okay
maybe i should tone down on that phrase in general unless im asked if ive seen it?
i dont want people to think im brushing them off

if ive seen something before i usually say so with acknowledgement of the thing like "ye ye ye ive seen this !!!" i hope that doesnt feel like a brush off

my hand gently holding my dilute tortie's chin to kiss the top of her head

acts like she hates kissies from father but actually loves it

rp is so fun. im getting back into it after. over a decade of not doing it and i'd genuinely forgotten how much i enjoy it

whenever you want!!

Biblo Baggins "after all, why shouldn't i keep it" meme except it says: After all, why not? Why shouldn't I make despicably horny shit which appeals to me?

life's too short #millysillies

ive named loads of guys (neutral) for my qpp. show me (or tell me) abt yours and ill name them too try me /silly

oct 14 2016, i moved in with my ex who turned out to be abusive.
they yelled at me, belittled me, infantilized me, withheld food, blamed me for everything, used me like a live-in maid, and more.

what a difference (basically) a decade can make.
alex loves me with everything he has and it shows.

GET HIS ASS ‼️‼️‼️

mourn me like you're in love with me (lots of wailing and sobbing)

oh yeah he's massive. just a big ol boy.

the back end of my black cat against my chin. his foot is on my throat.

my black cat on my chest, looking at the camera.

the same picture as before but from above

i am being crushed to death

okay but even if i dont know who the non-pirate guys are i'm still looking at both sets bc theyre perty

(lrp) i haven't... actually drawn many of my fetishes or kinks. i... should. draw more of em.

Foto meme de um tipo de efeito dominó em que as peças ficam gradativamente maiores, um homem esta prestes a derrubar a peça menor onde o texto diz em inglês "learning to draw" (aprendendo a desenhar) e na peça maior no final da fileira o texto diz "everybody knowing what your fetishes are" (todo mundo descobrindo quais seus fetiches são).

it was so weird dude like. now? in the whole big year od 2025?

A cartoony illustration of Cora-san giving Law a bunch of smooches, leaving lipstick stains all over Law's face and hat. Law lets out a chuckle and has a very smug, satisfied expression in regard to said smooches.

Smug #coralaw #コラロ

did not bother to find out
they also had h/p listed as one of the fandoms they were looking for people to "be [r-slur]s with" about

if it's not clear by this or the "he/we" label on my account: im a system.

man. just blocked someone who followed me bc their bio said "[a bunch of other DNI usuals] and systems go fuck yourself"

guess what bitch.

she's 10 or 12 pounds so that would be heavenly for me too ngl

overhead shot of a dilute tortie laying on my chest. my face is mostly out of frame.

for the ultimate pressure stim: get a cat who likes to lay on your chest

ill take onigiri off your paws pp

Young Trafalgar Law posing for a photo with his father, mother, and little sister, Lami. Everyone is smiling and happy. Above reads, "Law's family."

The same illustration as before, but Law's family have all been turned into Cora-san, leaving Law with a confused and disturbed expression. The text above now reads, "Law's family according to the fandom."

(This is a joke. React accordingly)