Divining Rod of Insanity

You’re nice, I was thinking more tied and pegged prone to the dirt and surrounded with whatever brings the hyenas the fastest…and I want them to “laugh” the whole effin’ way… 😈😉

Sometimes I really hate people…🤬

#TeamWhateverAnimalYouChoseToPissOff

The only par for the course he’ll ever earn without cheating…

I do not lick my phone, or hold it in my mouth. I won’t even take it into the bathroom with me (it sits outside the door while my speaker is inside if I’m showering though).

Too many horror stories, not enough rice 🥴

Russia, if you’re listening??

I mean, Putin’s gonna release everything once these puppets are no longer useful anyway. That’s what R’s don’t seem to understand. There’s a reason they held back the RNC info. Putin’s many things, but stupid’s not one of them.

Ammo. Kompromat. A 🌹 by any other name…🤷‍♀️

I just found out people actually buy them off the internet. They grow wild here. I had no idea I could sell’em for $20 a pop, but I see a new business venture in my future 😬🥸😜

And finally: these private schools can turn the vouchers, and thusly the students, away at their discretion.

Having a voucher does not equate to being able to use it…

Fun fact: hubs anti-socialism co workers R bitching they make2much4the socialism. 80% to impoverished families the rest2who’s left
Not only does it STILL not cover the💰of those private religious schools, the very kids these parents’re trying2get their kids away frm’ll now potentially B@the schools 😂

YouTube video by PLACEBO Placebo - Every You Every Me (Sneaker Pimps Mix) (Official Audio)

YES!!!!

Also: Tank Girl, SFW, Empire Records, Hackers, and SLC Punk!!!

(Did you hear the Placebo/Sneaker Pimps Mix? “Every You Every Me?”) I quit being able to find it after 2000 or so. youtu.be/YCZL_VK82zM

I can’t speak to the numbers here, but anecdotally I can say I’ve never been attacked in a bathroom (or elsewhere) by a non white, non Republican, non Christian…or preyed on by someone who wasn’t a youth leader, church camp counselor, or one of their sons. It’s like they feel systemically protected😑

a man in a suit and tie says take that back in front of a white board ALT: a man in a suit and tie says take that back in front of a white board

😂🤣😂 well, I’m no longer trying to figure out how they got the neighbor’s garage on the back of the lumber truck. Turn out it was an optical illusion 😂🤦‍♀️
How’re you?

Yes. I’ve had Bloodhound Gang’s “Hell Yeah” stuck in my head for 4 days now, “If I were God that shall not worship false Billy Idols, and thou shalt add the book of Flavor Flav to the Bible…” 😂

I mean, it can’t be any crazier than any of the other books 😜

I can’t decide if I want followers and a milkshake, or milkshakes and a follower 🤔🥴

Ok, hear me out…

What if there WAS a book of Flavor Flav in the Bible, though?? 🤔

Remember folks: republicans are acting like there will be no consequences for themselves and are never losing power again for a reason…

Let’s hope it’s a free and fair election

These pricks aren’t fixing & thwarting the rules bc they feel confident they can win by merit and competency…

And a liquid…

To your point, however, folks seem to be much bigger a$$holes about it in their unending pursuit of being “funny” and “popular” with a viral video (and I already thought it was a$$holey enough)

It’s existed as long as I’ve been alive @<, but generally an agreement made N advance (often w/the caveat don’t fvck up the dress). Many don’t. I told my husband if he did death would part us much sooner than he expected & w/a whole lot of witnesses…& reminded I’d have the cake knife 😈🥸😬
He did not😉

We don't need an Epstein dinner, we just need them to release the Epstein files, all the Epstein files.

Ok. So I get this girl is occasionally possessed by her dead devil spawn demon of a sister, but I’m about halfway through and have yet to find a murderee that didn’t deserve it 🤔🤷‍♀️

I’m thinking yelling La migra and ICE repeatedly while spinning in circles & announcing “they’re here (poltergeisty) then drop my voice to, “Hey America wanna play a game.” Then begin again. The spinning is important. It’s like your punctuation 😉🥸🙃

They move ICE agents illegally, so yeah…they move stuff.

Abbie Hoffman the Yippie says “Free speech means the right to shout ‘theater’ in a crowded fire.”

Feel free. Everything’s free at the free store 😉

This was mine 😬😈

When they go low, I’m usually already high and they just managed to piss off a pothead.

If I’m high and mad enough to get up, I’m making that shit worth the energy…😬😈

Dear R’s:

STOP FUCKING ACTING SURPRISED YOU DUMB SONS OF A BANANA!!! THE WRITING’S BEEN ON THE WALL. DON’T GO CRYING NOW THAT YOUR HEAD’S ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK TOO…

I’m fresh out of empathy4U ppl who didn’t care til now bc it hit u. Fuck each&every1 of u. I hope ur whole family gets what u voted4🖕

Until they got stuck on the top of those mountains as the water receded 😉😜😬

Anybody else wonder who else we’re about to attack given all the military propaganda suddenly popping up everywhere?
If we’re at war, calling Martial Law to suspend elections will be MUCH easier.

I’ve read this book a thousand times.

YouTube video by Jeff Klinkenberg Alligators in B-Flat

Alligators “sing” when you play B-flat youtu.be/UOvI7zl22wQ?...

I had someone working at the house who went off about how cool my “retro original and first Nintendo” I have.

It was SNES, I didn’t have the heart to implode his excitement 😬