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Pittsburgher, punker, oily bohunk, Slava Ukraine.

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Oh, big city TV guy.
Ward was an am radio star. Nobody knew what he looked like, I bet. I imagine he had oiled hair.

04.03.2026 12:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

When I was a kid our farm report was handled by Penn State's Agricultural extension program. The guy's name was Ward Stover. I can hear his voice in my memory.
Switching to a data center report, I'd suppose.

04.03.2026 12:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's the only explanation that makes sense.

04.03.2026 02:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is that a Stevie Ray Vaughn song?

04.03.2026 02:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I just learned about a terabyte of facts about a Beyblade. This was instead of getting his sneakers on.
When he was really little in the middle of the night, he asked: 'How many days are there?'
Mom's a philosophy graduate, she can lose this one.

03.03.2026 14:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This time with even less plot!

03.03.2026 01:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm guessing leading democraps have come out in calm but grave protest over the legalities of the orders. As if there is no obvious moral argument.

03.03.2026 01:00 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Poke Salad Annie.
Sisters.

03.03.2026 00:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Boomers boomin.

02.03.2026 16:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hampton Virginia, 1984, they opened for the Cars. I was introduced to LSD.
I had a great time. It must have been wonderful.

01.03.2026 18:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't tell anyone in the store when I sign your books.

01.03.2026 16:07 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A blurry pic of a Cooper's hawk in a barre branched tree in a city neighborhood. There are no pigeons anywhere to be found.

A blurry pic of a Cooper's hawk in a barre branched tree in a city neighborhood. There are no pigeons anywhere to be found.

Coop flew the coop!

01.03.2026 16:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My man!

01.03.2026 03:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ha!

01.03.2026 03:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That paneling sent me time travelling.

01.03.2026 03:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm still waiting for permanent status for the McRib.

01.03.2026 03:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
Freedom House Ambulance This 30-minute documentary with rare archival images, features the story of explores the rise and fall of Freedom House Ambulance.

Wow another great thing from Pittsburgh.
Black Pittsburgh's history is so rich, every story is eye-opening.
Freedom House Ambulance - WQED share.google/161WGIWfKJYM...

01.03.2026 02:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
House sized silvery geodesic soccer ball Frame structure with the top crushed in in a snowy suburban yard.

House sized silvery geodesic soccer ball Frame structure with the top crushed in in a snowy suburban yard.

Where's your future now, Bucky?

28.02.2026 16:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've been trying for three days to relate something funny to oleo. I cede the joke. I'm sorry.

28.02.2026 00:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oof.

28.02.2026 00:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was better before
before we voted for whatshisname

27.02.2026 23:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Alternative approaches to crime intervention.

27.02.2026 18:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can identify the connection because I watched the Wire, clearly this will culminate in a RICO charge.

27.02.2026 15:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Art Blakey on drums, kid knows.

27.02.2026 15:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There's a new book out about the cassette tape and how it enabled consumer power against corporate products.
Anything is better than that crap and people find it.

27.02.2026 14:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Okay nerd, you're in.
We have a network of maybe three others that are like us. You can't tell anyone outside the group, because they won't care.
Thank you for getting my unfunny joke. I think we are apex genx.
Have you heard the New Books network discussion on the Cassette Tape Book?

27.02.2026 12:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A Jazz Sage. Great for roast chicken.

27.02.2026 12:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Vendor sales representative proclaims incoherent gibberish from long-term employee "Greatest Question Ever Asked" dramatically shaking up standings in the race for the Annual Terry Gross Award.

27.02.2026 12:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stolen phallus of Cerne Abbas!

27.02.2026 11:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I recall a listicle of great 70s MLB Afros. Buzzfeed, prolly.

27.02.2026 01:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0