@thedickthinker.bsky.social
Pittsburgher, punker, oily bohunk, Slava Ukraine.
I get it.
11.11.2025 01:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I couldn't hunt now, I'd fall asleep immediately. But a nap, out in the woods doesn't sound like a bad thing.
10.11.2025 22:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We had hunter safety class in 5th grade. And each year we had the Monday after Thanksgiving off school for the first day of Buck hunting.
It was thought that being in the woods without killing anything was sort of suspicious behavior.
Synthesis!
10.11.2025 16:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sitting in the woods and being cold were the good parts of hunting. I did not enjoy the actual 'Harvest' part.
10.11.2025 16:27 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Finally, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is legitimate with the induction of Jack White.
09.11.2025 14:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I saw Werner Herzog at Uni-Mart.
09.11.2025 00:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No cussin! Ya butt.
07.11.2025 01:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wow, that's a beauty.
07.11.2025 01:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Five dollar foot long!
07.11.2025 00:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Grisham x 1000!
05.11.2025 23:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just read that the Chili peppers drummer set up a scholarship for musicians in his parents name. Good on him.
04.11.2025 22:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They respect my knowledge and opinion? Who are these idiots?
03.11.2025 23:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just a cherry picker and a butter knife or two. But if I had a cherry picker, not sure I'd need anything else.
03.11.2025 23:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Socialist, I hear.
03.11.2025 23:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If those were preserved for at least a millennium in brine at an old man bar they'd be perfect.
03.11.2025 23:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I thought it was an old NHL logo.
02.11.2025 18:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Missed alt text: a sadly over cooked frozen pizza.
31.10.2025 22:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Scary enough?
31.10.2025 22:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I want my MTV.
31.10.2025 15:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He can have sex for like 37 hours straight. Plus he's white.
30.10.2025 18:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yep.
30.10.2025 00:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As I recall, I had to have my girlfriend there to drive me home. I was sure I could drive. I couldn't even walk for a couple hours but it was a nice silly. All I wanted was to eat something terrible, an Italian hoagie!
Who puts mayo on an Italian?
If I wasn't so high, I would've sought vengeance.
It's Verr Sells.
30.10.2025 00:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Perhaps they should be masked.
29.10.2025 21:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Let's furlough him.
29.10.2025 21:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"US Golf Association asks Pennsylvania for $5 million grant to build new bridge at Oakmont."
You know who needs my tax dollars? Professional golfers and their fans.
28.10.2025 10:44 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That was 1994 and we're still in touch.
27.10.2025 21:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One time a girl came to my house to hang out for the first time. She brought two 80 oz bottles of OE. She brought the woe.
27.10.2025 21:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0The older I get, the more certain I am that I actually know him, fully aware at the same time that I never met him.
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