The Matthew Show™ (He/Him)

You guys.

Life is kicking me inna jibblies.

The Big Arch is okay, but iskts too big a sammich.

Ten Things is not deceased, it's just pinin' for the fjords.

More updates as events warrant...

In an undesignated reality, Tara Markov turned on Deathstroke at the urging of Robin, then forced Wintergreen to inject her with Slade's mind-expanding serum; she declared herself a god, killed her teammates, killed Superman, and then shattered Earth's core.

That was her OPENER. #TitansTogether

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether!

Today's Titan had a moment of heroic clarity, and somehow ended up WORSE off.

Poseedor de súper velocidad cada vez que hace contacto con su hermano, Menos (no se da otro nombre) es el equivalente de la Nueva Tierra del héroe de dibujos animados del mismo nombre, más o menos.

He goes fast, y'all. #TitanesJuntos #TitansTogether

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether!

Today's Titan never even got a real name, which is kinda problematic?

The M'gann M'orzz from the continuity of 'Smallville' never appeared in the show proper, but was part of the 'Smallville Season 11' comic continuation; she was part of Jay Garrick's Titans team, along with other characters who got a certain creator royalties. #TitansTogether

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether!

Today's Titan was everywhere for a minute, and then we all got sick of her or something?

A version of Koriand'r from a reality where the Teen Titans sold their souls to Trigon, mutilating themselves with pure evil and junk.

It's kind of like when you took that first corporate job in your 20s. #TitansTogether

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether!

Today's Titan gives me the creeps, even more than her colleagues.

In keeping with the tongue-in-cheek nature of the reality of 'Teen Titans Go!', Victor Stone has had at least four different possible origins related for his machine-hybrid form; which one seems most canonical is generally based on the Rule of Funny.

#WafflesWaffles #TitansTogether

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether!

Today's Titan is perhaps the best example of why his world is NOT Earth-2003.

In a far-flung future world, Jamadagni Renuka found her space colony under attack by aliens and assembled a team of heroes based on heroic archetypes of past; with herself as mage, she recruited a cyborg, an alien and a kickpunchy guy as a new Titans Team.

Beast Boy was quite hurt. #TitansTogether

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether!

Today's Titan has, just a TERRIBLE codename, y'all.

An energy leech with a strange shadowy monster hidden in her psyche and a fashion sense that Andrew Squigmond would love( and briefly part of the Titans East team) Courtney Mason was kind of a confusing muddle.

This did not justify her disgusting murder at the hands of Prometheus. #TitansTogether!

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether!

Today's Titan was bitten by an alien bug, like ya do...

Along with her partner, Soldier Girl (real name unrevealed, not that any of the TT cartoon characters really were) was one of Cyborg's initial class of would-be Titan recruits.

She was never seen as a full-fledged Titan. #TitansTogether

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether!

Today's Titan is (probably) part of Sergeant H.I.V.E.'s team of recruits.

After Robin became Nightwing, Jason Todd was recruited by Batman to replace him; what the Dark Knight didn't realize was that he was a brutal, sadistic jerkface. This was blamed on his rough upbringing, but that's not an excuse, *GEOFF.* #TitansTogether

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether!

Today's Titan felt unnecessary, in more ways than one.

One of the Team Titans from a future where Donna Troy's baby becomes a dictatorial monster and very much hailing from the Cable school of metal limbs and giant guns, Sniper (no other name known) was wiped from the history of New Earth by the Zero Hour Crisis. #TitansTogether

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether!

Today's Titan comes from one of the futures.

A Team Titan member from ten years in the future, Droom (no other name given) was the Teamer responsible for recruiting Killowat into the team; he and his partner Crystal also convinced the electrical hero to go undercover in Lord Chaos' army, nearly getting him killed. #TitansTogether

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether!

Today's Titan looks like Charlie-27 got stuck in the wash.

One of the Team Titans who never made it back to the modern day, Aurora (real name unrevealed) and her partner went toe-to-toe with Lord Chaos himself, leaving him dead and her with a broken neck. Her ultimate fate remains unrecorded, but... it didn't look good. #TitansTogether

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether!

Today's Titan has a cool design with spectacularly ugly coloring.

This is unsurprising. "AI" is just another middle-man between you and your work.

I feel this IN MY BONES.

Courageous enough to bring the fight directly to the terrible Lord Chaos, Anvil (no other name known) wasn't quite strong enough to survive the battle; Anvil and his partner Aurora were among the Team Titans members who never left their dystopian future hellscape. #TitansTogether

Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether!

Today's Titan is part of a super-duo with *tomorrow's*...