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Likely the biggest nerd you'll ever meet, at least by volume. Yes, I remember that one guy you thought only you knew about. If you can see this: YOU ARE ENOUGH.
Say what you will about the bedlamite called Madcap, when he commits to a fashion accessory for his endlessly regenerating body, he COMMITS.
SEE-OH-EMM-EYE-TEE! TEE! TEE! TEE!
𝗧𝗘𝗘.
†HÈ ÈLßÖW§ Ö£ RÈGÌñÄLÐ MÄÚÐLÌñG) DEADPOOL PURPLE - Speaking of regenerating, it's the dapper Deadpool Purple, who pairs his jumpsuit with a wide-brimmed hat worthy of a grandmother at the beach for a little extra oomph.
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That's because the... Ummm.
I'll be generous and say "person."
The person called Shreck, AKA Terror, has inexplicable spines in his neck; hailing from Earth-88194, his body doesn't regenerate, but it will absorb the parts (and resulting skills) from the bodies of others.
He's... He's just gross.
∞ ) DEADPOOL VIOLET - The nihilistic anything-for-money side of the Main Merc with a Mouth comes through in Deadpool Violet, though he's quite a bit thicker than the real deal, and seems to have... gills?
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Masacre's alias is actually an in-joke, as it is the name used at one point for the original Poolboy's adventures when presented in Spain.
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𝙉𝙪𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙤 𝙏𝙧𝙚𝙨 ) MASACRE - A former priest, real name unrevealed, Masacre heard the confession of Wade Wilson, which caused his mind to snap, deciding that there could be no good in the world because of what he heard; one of the founding Mercs for Money, he left the team before color coordination.
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That's because Greg "The Foolkiller" Salinger, who once traveled the streets of New York City disintegrating people who "lacked poetry in their soul"; Foolkiller has worked on his mental health, though, including earning a degree in psychology with the money he earned with the Mercs.
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𝒮𝑜𝓃𝓃𝑒𝓉 #𝟙𝟠 ) DEADPOOL BLUE - Sharing the prime Deadpool's belief that "there is no kill like OVERKILL", Deadpool Blue provides the proverbial ultra-violence, as seen by his utilization of what's clearly an M134 helicopter minigun as a weapon.
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That's because James "Solo" Bourne was, like Wade Wilson, a military standout who showed the sort of moral flexibility that made him a very effective killer; his experiences in the field shaped his costumed identity as an anti-terrorism vigilante.
His catchphrase: "While Solo lives, TERROR DIES!"
19) DEADPOOL GREEN - When not flipping the Christmas colors, Deadpool Green has the same combat prowess that makes the original, including the ability to switch from sword to gun and back at the drop of a hat.
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It all makes sense when you discover that he is, in truth, Steve "Slapstick" Harmon, a young man accidentally transformed by alien science while dressed as as clown, turning him into a living cartoon.
He's become more and more psychotic over the years, which I attribute to distrust of clowns.
4) DEADPOOL YELLOW - Though definitely capturing the madness of Deadpool, Deadpool Yellow relies on his particular melee weapon, rather than machine guns or katanas.
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The reason for the wings is that this particular 'Pool is Walter "Stingray" Newell, Sub-Mariner ally and Avenger, who actually created his exosuit for underwater exploration.
He CLAIMS that he just wanted to be an oceanographer, but the big red starburst chest emblem makes that feel disingenuous.
9) DEADPOOL ORANGE - Also known as "the Deadpool what could fly", Orange Deadpool is perhaps the easiest of the Mercs for Money to differentiate from their leader.
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10) DEADPOOL - Though he's currently dead, Wade Wilson is a famed mercenary and world-class chaos goblin; though reports vary as to whether he's just mentally ill, a subtle genius or some combination of both, he's one of the most remarkable modern superhero success stories.
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Whooshman-Bicarbonate Films, in conjunction with three different voices in your head, each with a different colored font, Presents:
THE MERCS FOR MONEY!
#TenThings
Meanwhile, tasting the rainbow...
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The reason for the wings is that this particular 'Pool is Walter "Stingray" Newell, Sub-Mariner ally and Avenger, who actually created his exosuit for underwater exploration.
He CLAIMS that he just wanted to be an oceanographer, but the big red starburst chest emblem makes that feel disingenuous.
Whooshman-Bicarbonate Films, in conjunction with three different voices in your head, each with a different colored font, Presents:
THE MERCS FOR MONEY!
[hospital]
SURGEON: [lowers mask] I'm sorry, we were unable to separate the art from the artist
ME: are they
S: yes, they’re still an asshole
Just for conversation:
If you're about five seven, dark hair in a ponytail, sunglasses, blocking FIVE DOORS of the produce aisle with your hand on your hip in a Topeka Dillons?
You're a bad person and you should feel bad.
A version of Raven who gave in to her demonic father's influence, this Rachel Roth (possibly) also corrupted her Titans into a team of monsters; she was defeated by her Prime Earth counterpart, who threw *her entire team* into the pits of aitch-ee-double hockeysticks with one shot. #TitansTogether
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Today's Titan hails from the Dark Multiverse.
After the death of his only living relative thanks to the demon Neron, Eddie Bloomberg tried to make himself a success in the film business; when he failed at that, he became part of the Titans support team, then accidentally sold his soul for superpowers.
Like ya do... #TitansTogether
Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether!
Today's Titan was called Gopher when he was a child.
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The fact that a character with a bird-theme was named Charley Parker is proof that comic creators love puns more than their own children. #TitansTogether
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie...
In the post-Crisis continuity, Charley Parker was retconned to have been part of the Titans West team, briefly returning to action during the New Titans era; eventually, he was revealed to be Ch'al Andar, a half-Thanagarain quisling playing the long game to get to Hawkman. #TitansTogether
15.10.2025 14:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Originally a trio of kid sidekicks, the Teen Titans quickly became much more than boy wonders. Whether Teen Titans, New Teen Titans or their splinter groups, their rallying cry rings forth: #TitansTogether!
Today's Titan is an utter mess, a casualty of Hawkman's tangled continuity.
