Kate Muller

This guy Philadelphia
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Greasing poles with Vaseline because Go Birds

My buddy took this!! This dude won the day for the sign 😂😂

if you cannot win an election over 3 years away against the most loathsome people in the US while they are doing things like *kidnapping the fucking ice cream man off the street in broad daylight* without a ritual sacrifice of at-risk people, you are not the future of humanity. dream bigger, better.

Kill me

If Americans aren't safe from a mass shooting on a military base, who could ever be safe?

Eugenio Suárez last 2 home runs in Mariners wins:

8/5/25
Mariners score 8 R on 11 hits; Tuesday night W at home; SP Bryan Woo wins and throws 83 pitches.

9/12/23
Mariners score 8 R on 11 hits; Tuesday night W at home; SP Bryan Woo wins and throws 83 pitches.

⚾️ #TheMayerGWS

As Erica’s thread also shows, this amendment from Rivera would also make it much less likely that people would plant trees on their property.

It’s clear that these “tree advocates” are just NIMBYs who hate new housing and don’t actually care about trees.

A British crow is asking passersby if they're alright.

PBS was for everyone

Hot dog spill shuts down highway in Pennsylvania commuters' wurst nightmare By Associated Press UPDATED: August 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM ET SHREWSBURY, Pa. (AP) - A truckload of hot dogs spilled across a Pennsylvania interstate Friday after a crash that briefly clogged the heavily traveled artery in both directions.

A writer waits a lifetime for a moment like this.

Cal chasing J.P. around with the Gatorade and a big, goofy grin after tonight's walk-off win. This team is having fun.

Love me a bit of Sade.

Eugenio Suárez’s last 2 games with the Mariners!!! 🤯

7/31/25
Home shutout win vs. Rangers; Suárez scores first run; Kirby tosses 6.0 scoreless IP in start.

10/1/23
Home shutout win vs. Rangers; Suárez scores first run; Kirby tosses 6.0 scoreless IP in start.

GENO! 💥 #TheMayerGWS

Just signed up for anaerobics class

I snapped this pic at the All-Star Game and was hoping I could use it! Today feels like a good day to post it…

GO MARINERS! 🔱

Oh shit, we got Mina in the trade too? Let’s go!

I'm gonna need the Mariners social team to REALLY be on top of the Geno reunion. We need every single angle, hug, sound bite, EVERYTHING.

nope nope nope nope nope

A screenshot of a short Tumblr thread. The first post is by cordeliaflyte and reads: My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency The second post is by caracalliope and reads: Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?

i think about the Vitamin approximately once a day. this is the best way i know to communicate what it feels like to exist

Midnight trades rule.

a group of people standing in front of a sign that says " abc " ALT: a group of people standing in front of a sign that says " abc "

GOOD VIBES ONLY!!!

GENOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

listen, I am generally opposed to commenting on the physical appearance of bad people

but I do think that God looked down at Stephen Miller and Emil Bove, saw the evil that was in their hearts, and said “imma give them faces to match”

Can confirm. Seattle was burned to the ground during the protests in 2020 and is now a desolate hellscape, where scavengers seek out the last latte

There is absolutely no excuse for any Democrat asked about trans athletes to ever respond with anything but “why are you wasting my time asking about FEWER THAN FIFTEEN CHILDREN AND YOUNG ADULTS IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY WHO WANT TO PLAY GAMES WITH THEIR FRIENDS. What is wrong with you?”

The Pickles’ manager is taking his daughter on his back for mound visits for Women In Sports Night and it is the most adorable thing