Jinx Strange

You can drop your unwanted nail clippings or clumps of hair in any of the earths many crevices. The strange hybrid creatures who live down there will thank you warmly for the gesture

Per My Last Email Re: What You Did Last Summer

some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing

I love how smart and normal everyone is.

"I don't know what form Gozer is going to take but you better get right with voting for Gozer. 😠"

"Could we just not have Gozer?"

"Fuck you."

It's funny when they pre-grease the tracks because they know something absolutely awful is coming and that you're going to notice.

"Maybe we've been paying for logos when we should have been paying for pathos." - Me, to nobody, and then high-fiving myself

I think that just reveals who actually believes what they say. The peaceful and legal protesters get killed while the BS artist pull the "you're a good person, you wouldn't hit me" card because the actual authoritarian power is on their side while being confronted with resistance

The dumb and easily manipulated are used as a wedge by the sociopath class to destroy everyone else.

Any discussion about the furthurance of humanity must begin with naming and addressing this.

Live, Laugh, LIGHTER FLUID

Well, good fireworks take a lot of lead time to secure. Like months! In advance! Of the event where you want them used! 🧐

Mainstream media breathlessly farming rage fueled clickbux by spamming 10 million million intentionally horrible reactions to the Footbeef Show.

heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

It also made me think about whose personal perfumer I would want to be.

Mamdani could get it.

Hahaha I was surprised (that he had a personal perfumer) when you mentioned it to me! But that's more about if you asked me who *would* have a personal perfumer, I would think of like Lady Gaga and Saudi Royalty.

It is the last bastion of the long, poorly fabricated "and everyone clapped" story.

Watching someone be wrong about your special interest just to feel something.

I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart

A rat king is a type of ass to ass

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

Bold of you to assume Joe.

Misanthropy isn't enough. I think I actually just hate primates.

I would like to live in a country in which the environmental factors for a Jelly Roll to occur simply do not exist.

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.

Have you or a loved one experienced communism up close?

He is as ronin.

Greg Bovino won't see your mean joke. But your horrible, tiny little goblin friends will.

Under no circumstances do you "gotta hand it to 'em".

I mean sure it's an insane thing to say, but at least it's stupid.