Jinx Strange

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Don't be the last guy to kneel to Caligula.

For that matter, there's nothing really special or interesting about Trump having constant scans and medical interventions. That's very normal for people that age. So is cognitive decline. This should not be a job for people at the end of their physical and intellectual life.

Of course he passed out after having to stand for 15 minutes. He's like 90! These elderly men having elderly man problems isn't the problem, the fact that ancient, elderly men control nearly every facet of society is the problem.

We don't stop until a Critical Role guy cries and throws up.

I want to host an actual play, but it's me terrorizing just one different person each season.

I've got to find a way to convince billionaires that I'm the answer to all their problems. I'm not, and that makes me as qualified as anyone else.

An old Camel ad. Joe Camel is leaning against his car smoking. His henchman Mel Camel is offering me a cigarette. It's clear that they intended only to teach me a lesson, not to hurt me. It's okay that they hit me with their car. Just look at that sunset. God, I feel more alive than I have in years.

Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car

"FINE! I'll go rent-seek and hoover up the product of labor output into a dead end offshore account somewhere else!"

Promise!?

Also: Good. Go be a piece of shit somewhere else.

All you do is siphon labor output to the top, directly into your mouth. You fucking off isn't going to make anything happen less, it's just going to allow the product to disperse more naturally - namely, back to the people and workers.

I'm standing here in my kitchen like D: trying to imagine what that would look like.

Guess we'll find out!

FBI have the silver elite dragon portrait frame, and National Guard have the gold elite dragon portrait frame, so mind your gear and level before pulling.

Billionaire oligarchs don't have *quite* the same stranglehold on your globally forward facing policies and inwardly-facing media.

That isn't really a commentary on anyone's morality. You have one flimsy media law that we don't.

A deranged looking Goofy with the text I'll fuckin do it again

Double double
toil and trouble
Camel Cash
and father stubble

The first thing you'd have to do is CIA-proof it, so jot that down.

I'm kind of surprised more people aren't like "I'm going to start a country that isn't a huge piece of shit."

What’s great about Victor Frankenstein was that he accidentally studied occult science instead of regular science and it went downhill from there. Like he coulda been normal

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I mean *do* be cautious about your dogs, as good sense. I just mean in this particular scenario my money is on birds over coyotes.

I had to learn a lot about both for permaculture and food resource management, so that's just one wizard's opinion.

I wouldn't worry too much in the absence of evidence. Coyotes likely wouldn't take a fresh kill into a strange/risky place, and likely wouldn't leave it behind if they had to flee. On the other hand, raptor snatch rabbits all the time only to realize they're too heavy and have to jettison the cargo.

We live in a time where posting "lfg mythic ng+" in General summons the boss to your player housing.

FBI have the silver elite dragon portrait frame, and National Guard have the gold elite dragon portrait frame, so mind your gear and level before pulling.

Haha yep, almost certainly a raptor dropped it. Round up the usual suspects.

Two cats sitting on top of cages and looking at the ceiling

Two cars on the floor staring up at the ceiling

Two young kittens in a cage taking notice

A cat standing on her hind legs to reach for a moth

A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.

At like it's written from such a place of projection. "If you eat an appetizer someone else buys you, your judgment is obvioulsy compromised and you're going to give them whatever they want".

Corruption is just assumed.

A wizard ponders the borb.

The correct response to having a Nazi tattoo, regardless of when or why you got it, is thinking, "This makes me a huge liability and I probably should not run for a highly visible public office where this can be effortlessly used to smear an entire movement."

[crime scene]

partner: there are two kinds of bullets but only one set of footprints

me: *whispering* jesus

partner: oh shit, jesus

Now lowballs: I know what I have.