David S. Kessler

Nu Sass Productions Presents: Wombat Drool On Demand Tickets are available now! Dates: Sat. April 12th 2025, 11:55 pm

Did you miss out on Wombat Drool live? Well, fear not, you can experience it streaming on demand through April 12th.
Get tickets here: our.show/wombatvod
Wombat Drool -Together We Fight For The Forgotten

Wombats are large, burrowing herbivores. Burrowing herbivores are supposed to be small. Wombats don’t care for rules.
Only two more weeks to see Wombat Drool at Dance Loft on 14th.
Get yer tickets now: www.nusass.com/wombatdrool
Wombat Drool: Together We Fight For The Forgotten

Life lessons of cute small critters in 'Wombat Drool' by David S. Kessler Nu Sass and Uncle Funsy present a touching and humorous one-man show about a zookeeper who really cares.

Second review is published.
"Wombat Drool, the one-man show now playing at the Dance Loft on 14th, is a production worth spending your money and time on."
Best get yer tickets soon: our.show/wombatdrool
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Review: WOMBAT DROOL at Nu Sass Productions And Uncle Funsy Productions What did our critic think of WOMBAT DROOL at Nu Sass Productions And Uncle Funsy Productions?

The first review is in.
"The performance of this show serves as a reminder of the gems that exist in micro, small, and medium-sized DC theatre."
"David S. Kessler is a hilariously charismatic performer who commands the room."
Tickets: our.show/wombatdrool
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Hamilton won't be coming to the K̸e̸n̸n̸e̸d̸y̸ Trump Center, but Wombat Drool will be at Dance Loft on 14th.
We are not throwing away our Drool!
Wombat Drool: Together We Fight For The Forgotten
Get yer tickets: our.show/wombatdrool

Wombat Drool opens at Dance Loft on 14th this Saturday.
Not interested in seeing me blather and jump around the stage, well then come for Clyde Nishimura's great photos and Patricia Powell Kessler's beautiful paintings.
Get yer tickets here: our.show/wombatdrool

Wombat stool is cubic. Ouch
Experience wombats pain free by seeing Wombat Drool at Dance Loft on 14, March - March 29
Together We Fight For the Forgotten
Get your tickets now: our.show/wombatdrool

No Wombat individual or group has ever declared war on another Wombat individual or group.
Wombat Drool: Together We Fight For The Forgotten
See it at Dance Loft on 14, March 8 - March 29
our.show/wombatdrool

Wombats dig with their forepaws, throw soil with their hind legs, and bulldoze with their rumps. They do things ass forwards.
Wombat Drool: Together We Fight For The Forgotten
See it at Dance Loft on 14, March 8 - March 29
Get yer tickets: our.show/wombatdrool

A Naked-Mole Rat queen can give birth to over 300 pups in the course of her lifetime.
But Wombat Drool is not for little children. It's for you!
Wombat Drool: Together We Fight For The Forgotten
March 8 - March 29. Get yer tickets: our.show/wombatdrool

There are only about 140 Northern Hairy Nosed Wombats left on this planet. Their status in other galaxies is unknown as of now.
Wombat Drool: Together We Fight For The Forgotten
Get your tickets for Wombat Drool:
our.show/wombatdrool

There is not a single mention of Wombats in the works of Shakespeare or Bacon. Coincidence?
Wombat Drool: Together We Fight For The Forgotten
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Many Humans consider Wombats to be pests. Wombats have a more generous attitude towards Humans.
Wombat Drool: Together We Fight For The Forgotten
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Not only can you now get tickets for Wombat Drool, March 8 - 29 at Dance Place, but you can also order some quel swell swag!
Wombat Drool: Together We Fight For The Forgotten
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Wombat Drool: Together We Fight For The Forgotten
The Red Panda is the only true Panda. The big black and white bear is just a bear.
Get your tickets for Wombat Drool now: www.onthestage.tickets/show/nu-sass...

Happy Darwin's Birthday!
It is said he had only one regret in life: he did not live long enough to experience Wombat Drool, soon to be playing at Dance Loft DC.
You don't have to live with such disappointment. Tickets now on sale!
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Wombats have very low metabolisms, only 44% of similar sized mammals. Wombats know how to chill.
Get your tickets now for Wombat Drool, 8 - 29 March.
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Nu Sass Productions Presents: Wombat Drool Tickets are available now! Dates: Mar 08 - Mar 29 2025

Prehistoric Wombats were so large that a human could ride in the pouch, but only if the Wombat said that was o.k.
Tickets for Wombat Drool are now on sale! www.onthestage.tickets/show/nu-sass...

A Wombat joey is the size of a navy bean, though one should never substitute one for the other. www.onthestage.tickets/show/nu-sass...

Some mystics aver that Wombat drool confers clairvoyance on the imbiber. www.onthestage.tickets/show/nu-sass...

The Wombat is the largest burrowing herbivorous mammal in the world. www.nusass.com/wombatdrool

Wombat Drool — Nu Sass Productions

Tickets for Wombat Drool are now on sale! Get 'em while they're hot! www.nusass.com/wombatdrool

The Wombat is out of the bag! Coming this Spring, Nu Sass and Uncle Funsy Productions present the expanded WOMBAT DROOL. You want dancing bears? There will be dancing bears.

The Onion wins auction to take control of Alex Jones’s Infowars The sale to the satirical news site ends Jones’s 25-year run controlling the conspiracy theorist website that peddled claims the Sandy Hook school shooting was a “hoax.”

Only good news in over a week. Bravo The Onion!
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