Kimani

Why can’t you play hide and seek with a Pokemon?
They always Pikachu.
Not very good, I know.
I’ll show myself out.

24.03.2025 15:50 — 👍 24400    🔁 1445    💬 1193    📌 143

Would love to take you on a date

23.03.2025 16:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This movie was so confusing I couldn’t tell what was going on.

25.01.2025 02:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Today and in the coming days, remember

20.01.2025 16:28 — 👍 39718    🔁 11917    💬 280    📌 276

Would take you on a hike so I could here it jingle 😩

21.01.2025 20:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

17.01.2025 21:08 — 👍 78456    🔁 17134    💬 755    📌 550

Watching LotR Extended 😫

Gimmie!

06.12.2024 18:12 — 👍 28    🔁 9    💬 2    📌 3

You supported Isreal during an ongoing genocide sir.

08.12.2024 06:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thoughts and deductibles.

07.12.2024 23:23 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kendrick Lamar said: “Don't let no white comedian talk about no Black woman, that's law.”

Nobody:
Andrew Schulz: “let me talk about sexually assaulting Kendrick Lamar”

07.12.2024 00:00 — 👍 5322    🔁 468    💬 163    📌 62

Yes. Not just bad, but evil.

06.12.2024 12:50 — 👍 64    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0

Exquisite 😍

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