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Everytime there’s an Epstein file release Trump drops a bomb to divert attention. Iran, Venezuela, Melania movie…

Shit’s so bad in Minnesota that he’s gonna have to release the Epstein files to distract from it

Wow there are 6 year old Pats fans who have never seen their team in the Super Bowl

He could stop all of this in Minneapolis if he wanted to but he won't. Just like he could have stopped Jan 6th.

Fuck 47. And while you're at it, fuck 45

Apparently the second amendment only applies to Republicans.

I guess a lot more people that usual were paying attention to Football last night?

“Riley Gaines, folks, isn’t she the best? She just gave me her fifth-place trophy.”

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Dodgers have purchased the Tampa Bay Rays and traded the entire organization to the Pittsburgh Pirates in exchange for RHP Paul Skenes

If "never leave your drink unattended" were a person.

I stand with Powell
I’ll admit I wondered about him when Trump first nominated & appointed him in his first administration , I have come to respect this man , he is responsible to his job .

Let us all stand with Chairman Powell.

the main thing to know about the maduro arrest is there are hundreds of thousands of epstein files we still haven’t seen

BREAKING: Mike Johnson concerned he may have to come in to work on Monday

FIFA called. They want their peace prize back.

I remember when they were saying they were powerless to return a man they illegally sent to an El Salvador gulag because it would violate that country's national sovereignty.

I'm losing track of how many countries a man livid he wasn't given the Nobel Peace Prize has illegally bombed.

Iran. Venezuela. Nigeria. Afghanistan. Iraq. Libya. Pakistan. Somalia. Syria. Yemen.

Not to mention threatening to annex Greenland and Canada and invade Panama.

Sleepy Don

I wonder if FIFA wants their peace prize back

Same

Yes please

seeing these redacted Epstein files is like if you had to edit a 2 Live Crew song to be acceptable for radio play.

This could have been an email.

Awesome

Kelly: I wish someone would tell him how math works. You know, that the prices are going to go down 500 or 600%. Anyone who's been through like the sixth grade by then knows that that is not a thing.

This country band is accused of performing a satanic ritual on stage and fans are furious Some people are claiming the visuals are nothing short of a ritual in service of Lucifer himself.

That's the only way you could get me to go to a country show, amirite @docstar.bsky.social?

I am way too high to understand what you are talking about

Right after they release their health care plan and the second boat strike video

What is this?