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Totus Ubertas The Hoss

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18+ only. Equine Furry God, Not horny on main its main on horny. He/him/pansexual. Writing silly books. Love talking lore, weird science things, weird mythical things, fun stories, cooking, and gardening. Hate when nothing is said using many words.

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An image of a marten.

An image of a marten.

#marten #mustelid

01.03.2026 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I see a lot of D&D and similar game memes complain about high level characters. I've run games a few times.

They got it backwards. Lvl20s aren't harder to challenge.

They're durable enough to stop with those silly premade threats.

Break out PC sheet tarasques with player class, spells and gear.

01.03.2026 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder, every day in history someone has been saying the world would end soon, and every single time they've been wrong. Not because the situation wasn't dire or horrible.

They were wrong because people didn't stop. they were wrong because the world decided to keep going.

That's all it takes.

28.02.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed.

28.02.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thats my point. Also wouldnt trust on bscked by the US especially

28.02.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Well yeah, the fox absolutely accepts security guarentees for the hen house proposed by the weasal that also eats chicken eggs.

28.02.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a museum display of a megalodon jaw fossil, with some museum goers standing around it. There is a graphic on the information tablet next to the fossil, depicting the approximation of the megalodon’s full size compared to a human. Panel 2: β€œ3.6 million years ago:” we see the true megalodon as it existed, a small shark with ludicrously large, juicy lips.

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a museum display of a megalodon jaw fossil, with some museum goers standing around it. There is a graphic on the information tablet next to the fossil, depicting the approximation of the megalodon’s full size compared to a human. Panel 2: β€œ3.6 million years ago:” we see the true megalodon as it existed, a small shark with ludicrously large, juicy lips.

20.02.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 17681    πŸ” 3655    πŸ’¬ 114    πŸ“Œ 85

To reduce doomness, limit news intake. News only highlights a handful of events, often poorly, over and over. 1 hour will catch you up fine. Watch 1 hour twice a week. If some interests you do background reading about it, not on YouTube, reading. If its not worth reading to you, its not worth panic.

28.02.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You probably can’t personally stop the war in Iran today. Is there something you can do for your neighbors hiding from ice? For a trans person in Kansas? Any local aid orgs or rapid response networks? Phone banks? Anyone already doing good shit that just needs a hand?

28.02.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1356    πŸ” 651    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 8

Purely a distraction tactic. Also an outdated tactic as once upon a time all a pres had to do to jump his ratings by 5 points was bomb something. Doesn't work as well nowadays.

28.02.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Most fierce guinea pig battle!!

27.11.2024 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1815    πŸ” 428    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 11
An image of a marten.

An image of a marten.

#marten #mustelid

28.02.2026 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The funniest crap is that 'may change' bit, as average attitude for AI has been trending SHARPLY down faster and faster. So not sure what 'change' they're waiting for.

28.02.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Digital art of an anthro dragon in a futuristic setting, leaning on a holo-table and pointing at a spot on the projected map, looking disgruntled-ly at someone off-screen. He is wearing a grey jacket over a black body suit, his own body scaled in grey with a fringe of white hair running from his head down to over his tail.

Digital art of an anthro dragon in a futuristic setting, leaning on a holo-table and pointing at a spot on the projected map, looking disgruntled-ly at someone off-screen. He is wearing a grey jacket over a black body suit, his own body scaled in grey with a fringe of white hair running from his head down to over his tail.

Planning Session πŸ—Ί

[ #Art #FurryArt #Dragon #Scalie #SciFi ]

27.02.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 858    πŸ” 225    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
An image of a marten.

An image of a marten.

#marten #mustelid

28.02.2026 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This all began with a concerned mutual reaching out to me, stating that they saw a notification that pointed at me using the Meta AI app and asking if my stance on generative AI had changed.
That’s when I learnt that Meta has been quietly using random people’s accounts to promote their app. The catch is… these people never actually downloaded the app. Including myself.

I just wanted to make this post to warn people. If you see a notification like that - know that it’s a lie, I never downloaded any AI app and never will. I’m an artist who values hard work and human effort, and generative AI repulses me to an unimaginable degree.

This all began with a concerned mutual reaching out to me, stating that they saw a notification that pointed at me using the Meta AI app and asking if my stance on generative AI had changed. That’s when I learnt that Meta has been quietly using random people’s accounts to promote their app. The catch is… these people never actually downloaded the app. Including myself. I just wanted to make this post to warn people. If you see a notification like that - know that it’s a lie, I never downloaded any AI app and never will. I’m an artist who values hard work and human effort, and generative AI repulses me to an unimaginable degree.

If you follow me on Instagram and you receive a notification about me joining or downloading Meta AI well, IT'S A FUCKING LIE. Meta is blatantly lying to us in order to make us download that fucking sludge-generator. I would never touch GenAI with a 10 foot pole.

OP www.instagram.com/p/DVN3Ac2DG9p/

27.02.2026 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1100    πŸ” 876    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 35

Me too, I could rock a Mudsdale.

28.02.2026 07:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An image of a marten.

An image of a marten.

#marten #mustelid

28.02.2026 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you base your selfworth on value you bring to RichGuy's corp, and you arent the recipient of fruits of your labor, then youre victim of mental conditioning and will never get whats needed to be happy. Job to acquire the necessities to pursue your own works, not to boost qouta 1% for someone else.

22.02.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An image of a marten.

An image of a marten.

#marten #mustelid

22.02.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Illustration Commission for McDoogIy

Big Lady Beth
People just don't knock anymore

22.04.2024 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 554    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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DoodleStream #0066

Mollie SNAP, for @Jezznsfw

29.03.2024 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1261    πŸ” 281    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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neck scratch = silly mode

#deer 🦌

22.02.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 268    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4
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πŸ’ͺπŸ‰πŸ“ˆ
That was quite the mass huh

#LazureArt #2D

22.02.2026 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Slightly late, but thought I'd sketch something quick for valentines

Let it never be said that this massive nerd of a bun don't got at least a little game~ 🐰 ✨

15.02.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2799    πŸ” 637    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 1