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Totus Ubertas The Hoss

@totusubertas.bsky.social

18+ only. Equine Furry God, Not horny on main its main on horny. He/him/pansexual. Writing silly books. Love talking lore, weird science things, weird mythical things, fun stories, cooking, and gardening. Hate when nothing is said using many words.

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I pictured the 'repeatedly goes Hey, How Are You, I have no other topic' crowd as a flying cellphone shaped Navi from the old Ocarina of Time game and I cant get it out of my head now.

05.03.2026 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If HR can rehave the same interview ten times then fair is fair

05.03.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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With #DistrictV now over, I wanna take a second to introduce myself properly!

I'm Roy Chiato like a macchiato, your coffee fueled host with the most, voice actor who absolutely loves working out. Come listen to me yap about hyper fixations and do plenty of voice related fun! β˜•οΈ

05.03.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If you ever wonder if someone is being unfair in what they say about a demographic. Replace your/their demographic for the targetted one in what they said.

An example: "I got nothing against these heterosexuals, but do they have to be so in our faces about it? We get it! Youre kissing and dating!"

05.03.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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An image of a marten.

An image of a marten.

#marten #mustelid

05.03.2026 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Time to learn Linux people. Microslop's been nice enough to give us years worth of warning signs. But its time now.

04.03.2026 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Malphas, a demonic looking wolf-man invites the viewer to lay with him in a sinister looking ritual circle. A large bulge tents under his loin cloth.

Malphas, a demonic looking wolf-man invites the viewer to lay with him in a sinister looking ritual circle. A large bulge tents under his loin cloth.

Malphas, a demonic looking wolf-man invites the viewer to lay with him in a sinister looking ritual circle. A a massive sheath peeks from under his loin cloth.

Malphas, a demonic looking wolf-man invites the viewer to lay with him in a sinister looking ritual circle. A a massive sheath peeks from under his loin cloth.

Step closer~ 😈
rendered illustration for @vore.ing

#furryart #art #furrynsfw #furry

03.03.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 902    πŸ” 181    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
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Super soft πŸ’—πŸ•

For @morphhhhhhhh.bsky.social !!

03.03.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 931    πŸ” 169    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sexy, don’t you think?πŸ˜‰βœ¨

02.03.2026 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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Zelensky floats swapping Patriot missiles for interceptor drones amid increased Iranian Shahed threat "If they give them to us, we will give them interceptors. It is an equal exchange," he said.

⚑ Zelensky floats swapping Patriot missiles for interceptor drones amid increased Iranian Shahed threat.

"If they give them to us, we will give them interceptors. It is an equal exchange," he said.

03.03.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 460    πŸ” 105    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 7
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Hopefully I got this right this time. Love me some Banba Kun.

19.11.2024 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2096    πŸ” 398    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0

Random thought: its kinda hilarious when someone goes off about 'You got no right to judge me'

Like, wow, didnt know people needed a certificate to spot an asshole. Where do you file the forms for permission to tell someone is being a prick? Having good judgement apparently requires a license.

03.03.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An image of a marten.

An image of a marten.

#marten #mustelid

01.03.2026 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I see a lot of D&D and similar game memes complain about high level characters. I've run games a few times.

They got it backwards. Lvl20s aren't harder to challenge.

They're durable enough to stop with those silly premade threats.

Break out PC sheet tarasques with player class, spells and gear.

01.03.2026 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder, every day in history someone has been saying the world would end soon, and every single time they've been wrong. Not because the situation wasn't dire or horrible.

They were wrong because people didn't stop. they were wrong because the world decided to keep going.

That's all it takes.

28.02.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed.

28.02.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thats my point. Also wouldnt trust on bscked by the US especially

28.02.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Well yeah, the fox absolutely accepts security guarentees for the hen house proposed by the weasal that also eats chicken eggs.

28.02.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a museum display of a megalodon jaw fossil, with some museum goers standing around it. There is a graphic on the information tablet next to the fossil, depicting the approximation of the megalodon’s full size compared to a human. Panel 2: β€œ3.6 million years ago:” we see the true megalodon as it existed, a small shark with ludicrously large, juicy lips.

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a museum display of a megalodon jaw fossil, with some museum goers standing around it. There is a graphic on the information tablet next to the fossil, depicting the approximation of the megalodon’s full size compared to a human. Panel 2: β€œ3.6 million years ago:” we see the true megalodon as it existed, a small shark with ludicrously large, juicy lips.

20.02.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 17732    πŸ” 3656    πŸ’¬ 114    πŸ“Œ 85

To reduce doomness, limit news intake. News only highlights a handful of events, often poorly, over and over. 1 hour will catch you up fine. Watch 1 hour twice a week. If some interests you do background reading about it, not on YouTube, reading. If its not worth reading to you, its not worth panic.

28.02.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You probably can’t personally stop the war in Iran today. Is there something you can do for your neighbors hiding from ice? For a trans person in Kansas? Any local aid orgs or rapid response networks? Phone banks? Anyone already doing good shit that just needs a hand?

28.02.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1379    πŸ” 657    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 8

Purely a distraction tactic. Also an outdated tactic as once upon a time all a pres had to do to jump his ratings by 5 points was bomb something. Doesn't work as well nowadays.

28.02.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Most fierce guinea pig battle!!

27.11.2024 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1856    πŸ” 432    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 12
An image of a marten.

An image of a marten.

#marten #mustelid

28.02.2026 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The funniest crap is that 'may change' bit, as average attitude for AI has been trending SHARPLY down faster and faster. So not sure what 'change' they're waiting for.

28.02.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Digital art of an anthro dragon in a futuristic setting, leaning on a holo-table and pointing at a spot on the projected map, looking disgruntled-ly at someone off-screen. He is wearing a grey jacket over a black body suit, his own body scaled in grey with a fringe of white hair running from his head down to over his tail.

Digital art of an anthro dragon in a futuristic setting, leaning on a holo-table and pointing at a spot on the projected map, looking disgruntled-ly at someone off-screen. He is wearing a grey jacket over a black body suit, his own body scaled in grey with a fringe of white hair running from his head down to over his tail.

Planning Session πŸ—Ί

[ #Art #FurryArt #Dragon #Scalie #SciFi ]

27.02.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 883    πŸ” 234    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1