Crusoe the Dachshund

“I’ll chase squirrelers, birdies.. and even storms!” ~ Daphne

“Just a few dogs being dogs for #internationaldogday !”🐶🐶🐶

~ Crusoe

“I’m starting a #ThrowbackThursday routine.. and for the first one, here’s a look back at the time I disguised myself as a wire haired dachshund..!”🥸

~ Crusoe

“A couple old men on their Sunday recharge..”☺️

~ Crusoe

“Now that we have an extra crew member, Oakley is happy to relinquish his duties to the new guy so he has more time to nap!”

~ Crusoe

“Would you run.. hide.. or try to pet the Velociwiener?” 😅

Watch my full JURASSIC WIENER episode here: youtu.be/rgnbbPslYYQ?...

#jurassicpark #jurassicworld #dachshunds

“Me hoping someone’s going to appreciate my stick today..”

~ Crusoe

“Am I upsides down or is he upsides down?..”

~ Daphne

“Who’s ready for a dip with us? There’s about to be 6 wet wieners here!”😝

~ Crusoe

“You think this stick is too short?! I picked it myself of course.. “

~ Crusoe

“..Am I still Mum’s baby?..”

~ Crusoe

“Back in my younger days, I was always smilin’ at them fishies” 😛

~ Crusoe

“Now Dad’s got THREE fishin’ buddies.. 😋 Happy Father’s Day everyone!”

~ Crusoe

“Back away from the baby..”😎

~ Crusoe

“One day he’ll grow up to say he was ‘raised by wolves—er, wieners!’ 😜”

~ Crusoe

“He’s probably wondering if his nose is as long as mine..”😝

Or what do you think he’s thinking?!

~ Crusoe

“I kinda thought I was going to get the upper deck of our new stroller, but I admit I get better sniffs down here..”😋

~ Crusoe

“Retirement ruined..🙉

Kidding - I’m mostly deaf anyway. But Daphne on the other hand.. 🤯😬”

~ Crusoe

“Happy Mother’s Day to all the fur-moms and hooman moms alike!!😘 You doing something special for your mom today?”

~ Crusoe & Daphne

“Welcome to our new baby (hooman) brother, Adrian! As Mum and Dad suspected, my reaction has been super chill and indifferent.. Whereas Daphne was a little wary and annoyed at first.. but I think she’s learning he probably isn’t going to be heading off to Madabascar anytime soon!”😝

~ Crusoe

“It always seems like Daphne’s birthday gets overshadowed by something going on with me, so today I want to wish her the sincerest of happy birthdays! Today she turns 6! And we’re going to go do all her favourite things and share a video summary at the end pf the day!

Love you Daph❤️”

~ Crusoe

“Thank you all for the kind words and sentiments today.. you’ve helped a sad day also feel.. special❤️⭐️. Also, it’s possible Daphne and Delilah pick up and continue episodes at some point, but first Mum’s gotta have a baby!..😝”

Watch the full announcement here: youtu.be/1CfzRiQfVRA?...

~ Crusoe

Today I announce my retirement...

This is something I wanted to do before the baby arrives, as a sort of “wrap up” to my career. But I’ll still post pics and short clips to social media to stay in touch..

I invite you to watch my announcement video here:
youtu.be/1CfzRiQfVRA?...

“New announcement episode coming tomorrow..” ~ Crusoe

“Just curious since I’m feeling reminiscent - tell me how long you’ve been following me and what the first content of mine was that you remember…” 😊

~ Crusoe

“This was not posed! After Mum brushed Daphne’s teeth, she decided to feel the baby for a while!”

~ Crusoe

“FINDS ME!” 🙈

~ Daphne

“I found a soft and soggy one.. Do I keep?..” 🤔

~ Crusoe

“Happy 14th birthday to OAKLEY!! 🎉🥳 If you could be at his party, what would you say or give to him?

~ Crusoe

“I’m mellllltingggg…”

~ Daphne