Mortimer Langford

Like, imagine living in an age wherein we have the tech to pinpoint strike enemy leaders, then trying to blame the other side when you *specifically* target a civilian location.

Because I refuse to believe there was Intel or some mistake causing this.
We can't be genius and stupid at once.

... I attended kindergarten on Stuttgart, a US base in Germany.
I then spent a week at a primary school on RAF Alconbury, before my parents said "Screw this" and got me into the British school system.

It's very weird to have this reaction.
And it's beside the point.

It's a FUCKING SCHOOL.

This is disgusting. Rationalizing the bombing of a school that reportedly killed 108 girls.

But since she asked,

"Currently, 161 public schools operate on military installations across the United States."

www.militaryonesource.mil/education-em...

Growing concerned that the insurrectionist pants-shitting rapist president lacks the moral clarity and authority that a moment like this calls for

Danny devito in always sunny stating "you would have to be a real low life piece of shit to be proud to be an American."

Chuck Schumer: ‘The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’ WASHINGTON—In a pointed critique of President Trump’s foreign policy leadership, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer stated to members of the press Thursday that “the American people deserve a presid...

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tbf if my evil brain were shriveling to a walnut and I knew I could spend my probable last two years of life in a comfortable underground bunker I’d probably do some crazy shit too

Hey leftists who didn't vote, it's your unfriendly neighborhood leftist who got off his ass and voted for Kamala.
Wanted to check in.

Is the WWIII officially kicking off proof that you were right to not vote for Kamela?

I'm kidding, I don't actually give a shit what you think.

Go fuck yourselves.

Yeah, but I respect it. Way to go out on top.

I guess what I'm getting at is that it's okay to love the same music you loved as a kid/teen.

But if you, like me, refuse to let go of Nu Metal, check out Bloodywood. They're recent, and quite fantastic.

Me, 2006: Nu Metal is great. I too am angry at everything and just wanna break stuff.

Me, 2016: Nu Metal is okay. It's cringe, but I am also cringe.

Me, 2026: Nu Metal is even more prevalent than ever before, and that's why I love it. Yeah, Slipknot, People *do* Equal Shit.

Less “oh no men are lonely” thinkpieces and more recognition of the fact that maybe some motherfuckers just deserve to die alone

Oh yeah definitely.

btw if Canada wants to retaliate by burning the White House down again that's fine

Yeah, I get that. I'm a little too defiant/petty, so I'd be prone to go "Lol Aight" and kill characters off in the following book even if it details the whole arc I intended to write.

So it's probably good that I'll never reach the level of "JK Rowling money".

I feel for Goose.

That's disheartening. It's too good a show for so shitty a fandom.

I've met a handful of "Never Trump Republicans" now. They're all strange people. The one thing they've all had in common is that they all voted for Joe Biden. I think it really says something about the man that people who voted for George Bush twice thought Joe Biden was a good vote.

"Drop on the deck and flop like a fish, motherfucker."

why is technology people are using to make videos of a smurf having rough sex with chris griffin a better investment than solar energy? explain that to me before accusing me of rejecting “tech”

“Is there a technology the left is excited about?”

High-speed rail! MRNA vaccines! New cancer treatments! Solar and wind energy collection! Better and longer-range EVs! That wood that's harder than steel! New apples! Fibermaxxing! Buldak Swicy ramen! Muppets! Muppets are too a technology, shut up!

So you have my full permission to use me against "How do you piss?"
It's dumb, it's minor in the grand scheme of things, but we are better as a race when we include *everyone*. And throwing a subset of people under to hurt someone else is shitty.

K?
K.

Then you for attending my Ted Talk.

(6/6)

So when chuds trot out this question as some kind of "gotcha", they're really doing a disservice to anyone and everyone who can't use their penis in exactly the same way as them due to circumstances beyond our control. MS patients. Wheelchair users. Parapalegics. People with catheters. (5/6)

But I certainly know that I am *not* a woman. I've never considered it, I do not vibe with it. I'll never be a woman. In any capacity.
Unless it's a videogame, but settle down, that's not an egg moment, that's an escapism thing. I am adding a layer of disconnect from the real world. (4/6)

So, through this marvelous little question, "Do you pee standing up or sitting down", I am, in their mind, dismissed as a girl.
Now, I have questioned my gender because I do not fully subscribe to society's vision of a "man".
My best friend thinks I might be agender.
Maybe I am.
Who knows? (3/6)

I pee sitting down because I have MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS. As such, if I stand, one of my particular symptoms prevents my bladder from fully emptying. I pee, I shake, I zip up. And then, usually, I proceed to piss my pants. Just a little. As a treat.

Truly, it is nothing if not delightful. (2/6)

Okay, this is TMI but I don't care anymore.
The whole "Do you pee standing up or sitting down" discourse that is thrown at trans people pisses me off.
Why?
Simple.

I am male presenting and I pee during down.
No, it is not because of my vagina. For I do not possess one. (1/6)

Please never show this to my son, who, like his father, was born in the latter half of November.

this is a metaphor for waking up and logging on

valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.

You know, it's really cool knowing that a disciple of Nurgle is head of our healthcare.