## elbee ##

First day went SO good. Genuinely think this is the best job in the world for me. My autism LOVES being on an assembly line

No fr, we were literally at a church lunch event for the homeless like . We're all struggling what is the point

The dumb bitch used somebody else's ID to sell the phone but theres 3 different camera angles of her selling that stolen phone. Hope that $93 dollars was worth the theft charge lmfao

Today has been a DAY. Besties phone got stolen and we had to run to the library to use find my iPhone, then get a ride to the kiosk the dumb bitch who stole it sold the phone to. Had to make a police report & everything to get the kiosk open

elbee backstory I broke up w him bc I sent three paragraphs about how I felt like he didn't really care about me and was starting to think he only wanted me for sex and all he had to say was "aight thanks" . Two people literally high fived me for finally breaking up w him

I chose the cookie factory!!

broke up with the man I wasnt even officially back with for good this time

throwback to my high school situationship who said I reminded him of that north Korean monkey who smoked cigs every time I lit one of my cigs with the previous one instead of busting out my lighter again

This man reminds me so much of my dad I believe that's why I think he's chill. His dumpster foraging got him a broken tent he mended, and he found a banging spot to post up at with running water off of a hiking trail. He reads whatever he finds in the trash and right now its a civil war romance lol

might make a goodreads acc hmm

Lunch outside the library w friends (split the big ass orange)

Read behind closed doors, will consider it unrated. The ending was not at all satisfying and it was overly ambitious. I loved Scarlett and wanted the world for her and Juliette and didn't care about the side plots to be real. But the ending is incredibly ambiguous and I'm mad now

I lied I also got bingo wings at the ripe age of 21 it has never been so over

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titties down i look like this . was given hips capable of birthing a baby elephant

wore a dress for my interview today for the first time in God knows how long and keep alternating between thinking im the prettiest thing out there & the fattest fucking chud known to man

Got two offers of employment . One is as a server at a senior living facility, the other at a cookie factory. Not sure which one to go with bc they're both full time but maybe I can swing the server job part time

I think they might have, but for some reason my unlisted playlists keep getting views without me sharing them wompp

It's been like a year I have no clue why they're keeping me on the family plan but I stay winninggg

my exs dad still has not kicked me off the yt premium I stay winning

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Guess who got a job

how did i gain 2 lbs in the month ive been at the HOMELESS SHELTER ch¡k f¡l 4 gotta stop donating nuggets bro

They won't me soooo bad 🤯🤯

the way i got another text from the cult people

shout out to one of my favorite homeless dudes who gave me a ton of valentines chocolate he foraged from a dollar store dumpster

bluesky hates joy and whimsy and will not let me post the video

think im about to start my period bc im tearing up watching a video of an octopus give a human a shell. they give shells to other octopuses to like give them protection and that little octopus felt like protecting his human buddy like im actually sobbing life is so beautiful

He has now gotten arrested for felony theft i cheered

Interview at a senior living facility as a server Thursday yayyayyy

Finished The Morticians Daughter. Good read, 4.2