Ian

Booted up painting VR and got jumpscared by the cum man I drew months ago.

something hilarious about the only write up about this boring as fuck deathcore band being a cryptocurrency scam

A relic of myspace metalcore

Riffs I enjoyed in June

Death metal riffs are cool

Forgot you can just run pedals into your interface into an amp sim so

Ol reliable

Nothing like a boomer trying to be relatable during small talk and them bringing up how confusing self checkouts are and immediately shutting them down repeatedly and telling them they just must not read the instructions on the screen

Me when I suck at guitar

I guess I watch a lot of YouTube content intended for women considering how often I've gotten the YouTubers doing ad reads for vibrators

Hm

best band shirt?

I'll never forget that time some dude I matched with on tinder for some reason thought mansplaining to me how found footage movies aren't good after I told him I was into em was a good way to get me interested in sleeping with him.
It was not

Funny how fast trump voters change their tune as soon as something he does negatively impacts them personally

You voted for him dummy
We warned you

Guitar is fun

Oh hell yeah
My new child

Love that I can buy a guitar online from halfway across the country and it shows up at my door literally 49 hours later
The future is crazy

The year is 2032, your 4 year old son drew a picture of Mickey mouse that you hung on your fridge, Disney agents break down your door and take him away in an unmarked van for copyright violation

It's a great day to stand on your deck doing drugs and listening to tech death

Today we celebrate Him

i love going on twitch to watch speedruns and just seeing a vtuber with jiggle physics immediately on the front page
good website

is this a universal problem for people who do music or do i have undiagnosed add

alt people finally have representation in the new mario kart
first racer with a septum ring
this is a big win for us

Knoll type beat

🫵 bald

Bro the markup on all these fuckin "infused" THC drinks is insane
Yeah let me pay $5+ for a single can of soda with 10mg total in it, when I could just eat a single gummy and drink a normal soda and not have the soda taste like ass

It's the most ethical way to interact with them

If I were a Tumblr user in the early 2010s I'm sure id say something about this coke packaging being some kind of anti nonbinary micro-aggression

The album immediately kicking off into crazy fast tapping runs is so perfect

You ever listen to the original StarCraft OST and realize it's basically just a banger instrumental prog rock album?

Imagine if Insects went to heaven/hell
Hell would be absolutely packed with mosquitoes, hornets and wasps

Really wish they'd build restaurants that weren't terrible near me instead of another 2 fucking Chipotle's