Screaming Turnip

This game is about to release into Early Access TODAY and I have a spare giveaway key. I'll post it into the replies for anyone to grab once this post reaches 500 reposts

yeah its nuts

if there is next president, this extends to them too

also stop being a nation, its not great for you

hey I dont know if you, a blusky user, are also a nation/state but in case you are: don't ally with america.

In a*

I'm a "this sucks bro" way

I think the weirdest part of the story is I kinda get it

but yeah both the man and the bow involved work

Hey archers of the world... Nice, right?

Sure the male form but like a thick selfbow with steamed nocks... Hot.

The joke was as in snl or whatever would have Nic Cage (comedian portraying) in a fun role where he did a fun role with Oscar gravitas.

I mean I remember the era after Leaving Las Vegas where the joke was "what are you doing in this fun thing Mr Cage?" which immediately was followed by a kiddie romcom where he went to Las Vegas to woo his ex(?) with the help of the Flying Elvises

The important thing is, it doesn't stop

Excuse me I'm dealing with being a component in a bloody empire by waxing on about the pause function on vhs

Pause doesn't stop the tape

If you didn't know, now you know

It's my Best Friend's Wedding, it's Runaway Bride, it's Notting Hill. It doesn't matter because it's Julia Roberts face, a toothy poster imperceptibly slowly moving.

The man (Charlie Day if we can get him) is crying.

Time in the Bottle is playing.

I can see the ad now. A man sits at an aimes chair in a modern room, new construction in a new development. The box is open on the floor, the form fitting styrofoam hastily removed and left nearby. A seemingly 90s vcr has a HDMl leading from the floor to the wall where the OLED is

Slow forward feels like an indictment of liberalism, a desperate plea against entropy or maybe just a rebrand of the pause function

There's a weird venn diagram between cripple and trans which is only somewhat complicated by the fact that a lot of motherfuckers are crippled and trans

I just didn't believe them. Like " yeah sure, you want me? That's not right. You must be mistaken"

Hey, it's not okay for anyone to coerce or manipulate you into sex you don't want, ever, for any reason 💜

lets start her with a forklift and see how it goes

Jesus fuck is anything not broccoli

It's okay we're depending on really squishy computers to make words. Shits weird

And you want it fast

Just saying, clocking out is very important data

Yeah. Fucking lunchtime

You got out of wabash, you can get there it's only a few miles more.

... I never finished mass effect Andromeda

You think you can be a leftist and not make missile that shoot knives? Grow up.

Also this is a nitpick and not praxis but a defense contractor ain't a marine. You're making systems that maybe end up in America's hands. That's one removed from betting that America's lesser evil

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god I love Ortiz www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UGP...