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he/him Godzilla is not obliged to be fair about all the things he does here on earth.

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A comic called halloween costume ideas for birders. In panel 1, labeled easy, there's a person labeled northern cardinal wearing a party hat, a beak, and red clothes, and a person labeled roseate spoonbill wearing pink clothes and a wooden spoon on their nose. In panel 2, labeled harder, there's a person labeled merlin sound ID wearing a big green circle with a microphone modeled after the button on the merlin sound ID app, and a person labeled hybrid green x blue jay wearing a complex costume with a mask and robe and hat modeled after a recently discovered hybrid bird. In panel 3, labeled challenging, there's a person labeled baltimore oriole nest wearing an enormous accurate woven oriole nest suspended from their arms and shoulders, and a person labeled african jacana carrying chicks with a hideous costume of long-toed bird feet hanging from their armpits. In panel 4, labeled hot, there's a person labeled high quality spotting scope who is shirtless and is wearing a spotting scope mask on their head, and a person labeled sexy owl pellet wearing an owl pellet top and bottom with a mouse skull on their head.

A comic called halloween costume ideas for birders. In panel 1, labeled easy, there's a person labeled northern cardinal wearing a party hat, a beak, and red clothes, and a person labeled roseate spoonbill wearing pink clothes and a wooden spoon on their nose. In panel 2, labeled harder, there's a person labeled merlin sound ID wearing a big green circle with a microphone modeled after the button on the merlin sound ID app, and a person labeled hybrid green x blue jay wearing a complex costume with a mask and robe and hat modeled after a recently discovered hybrid bird. In panel 3, labeled challenging, there's a person labeled baltimore oriole nest wearing an enormous accurate woven oriole nest suspended from their arms and shoulders, and a person labeled african jacana carrying chicks with a hideous costume of long-toed bird feet hanging from their armpits. In panel 4, labeled hot, there's a person labeled high quality spotting scope who is shirtless and is wearing a spotting scope mask on their head, and a person labeled sexy owl pellet wearing an owl pellet top and bottom with a mouse skull on their head.

Halloween costume ideas for birders.

23.10.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 690    πŸ” 193    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 15

I cant stress if bitch didnt know its a nazi tattoo. If bitch didn't know there were nazis all around him, you can not let this man represent you against republicans.

22.10.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So there's a dude that just got his life ruined right? I'm not crying for him but they're going to find that guy.

22.10.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean I'm 39 and like 8 year old me played it without but I think he was smarter than me. All I got is some people paid money for these books so maybe they work

22.10.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

... I kinda assumed he went to jail. Like I know that's a longshot but like the idea that he shut the fuck up successfully also feels like a longshot from what I remember

22.10.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It kinda feels like we're suddenly living in a place America would have propped up to fight communism

22.10.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a trump probably

22.10.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Final Fantasy VII Bradygames Strategy Guide : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive Bradygames Strategy Guide of Final Fantasy VII for the Playstation. Can also be used for the Switch, Xbox One, and PS4 versions as well.

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22.10.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm kinda surprised that 9 is harder is a common opinion but I know you have trouble with it so fair enough.

I wonder if I could track down some PDFs of the old official guides

22.10.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey staunchly leftist political cartoonist who makes exceedingly grotesque caricatures of politicians, who is that?

Like this a description of his work that the artist would probably agree with

20.10.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's kind of how I always thought of witch lady in Dragon Age, somehow a witch cosplaying as... a witch

19.10.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

People will just discard shit if the line is inconvenient enough. Shit'll spoil. People will go without but hey you successfully punished a lady for eating his or whatever

19.10.2025 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Extremely niche? Probably not but like EBT should just be money. Oh no that lady bought "fudge rounds" let's stop everything because the government has decided that this $2.00 purchase is beyond the pale.

19.10.2025 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I genuinely love that Larson continues to be A Weird Little Guy, as opposed to becoming some sort of weird online white supremacist like at least two cartoonists that readily spring to mind

18.10.2025 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 597    πŸ” 112    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
Ohio buckeye flavored ice cream sandwiches

Ohio buckeye flavored ice cream sandwiches

I'm told those nuts are poison but I think theyre pretty good.

It's peanut butter flavored probably

17.10.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well the ice cream sandwiches I like are back in stock at the gas station I walk home by

17.10.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I said, "Dewayne Johnson, what's a matter with you, Dewayne Johnson?"
"Don't you see I need you, Dewayne Johnson?"
Lord, Lord, Lord
All on that day

17.10.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But the Dewayne Johnson cried out, I can't hide you
The Dewayne Johnson cried out, I can't hide you
The Dewayne Johnson cried out, I ain't gonna hide you guy
All on that day

17.10.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well I run to the Dewayne Johnson, please hide me
I run to the Dewayne Johnson, please hide me
I run to the Dewayne Johnson, please hide me, Lord
All on that day

17.10.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD
*****************
Investigation of:
LOSS OF THE SUBMARINE TITAN
IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC OCEAN
ON JUNE 18, 2023
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Accident No.:
*********** * * * * * *
Interview of:
Co-designer/Pilot
Deepsea Challenger
DCA23FM036
via Microsoft Teams
Friday,
July 26, 2024

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD ***************** Investigation of: LOSS OF THE SUBMARINE TITAN IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC OCEAN ON JUNE 18, 2023 * * * * * * Accident No.: *********** * * * * * * Interview of: Co-designer/Pilot Deepsea Challenger DCA23FM036 via Microsoft Teams Friday, July 26, 2024

INTERVIEW OF
10
BY LCDR
11 Q. So how did you get yourself started into submersible
12 operations?
13
A.
Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic.
When I
14
set down the path to make that film, the first thing that I did
15
was arrange to be introduced to the head of the submersible
16
program at the P.P. Shirshov Institute in Moscow, a guy named
17|
Professor
I. I did that through a mutual friend
18
of ours, a guy named
, who is one of the preeminent
underwater cinematographers in the world. And had been on a
20
submersible expedition out to Titanic the previous year with the
21
Russians. And that was organized by a Canadian company that was
22 doing an IMAX film which was released under the title Titanica.

INTERVIEW OF 10 BY LCDR 11 Q. So how did you get yourself started into submersible 12 operations? 13 A. Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic. When I 14 set down the path to make that film, the first thing that I did 15 was arrange to be introduced to the head of the submersible 16 program at the P.P. Shirshov Institute in Moscow, a guy named 17| Professor I. I did that through a mutual friend 18 of ours, a guy named , who is one of the preeminent underwater cinematographers in the world. And had been on a 20 submersible expedition out to Titanic the previous year with the 21 Russians. And that was organized by a Canadian company that was 22 doing an IMAX film which was released under the title Titanica.

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

16.10.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 14100    πŸ” 3596    πŸ’¬ 265    πŸ“Œ 495

If fairweather socialists is beyond the pale... the Dems are just a corpse procession

17.10.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's a fucking millennial, of course he's flirted with communism. Like ffs, are they just going to disqualify everyone left of Charlie Kirk and younger than 1980

17.10.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So like he's straight up not trying

17.10.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mood

16.10.2025 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a pretty good entry point to the genre. Final Fantasy games are pretty stand alone but some are more complicated/out there than others

16.10.2025 07:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I could but like there are so many hazards I could use instead

16.10.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

mfs will burn down half a forest to make an ai video of a horse vomiting in a gas station

16.10.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I usually say 'just commission someone to do it" but in this case of course I think that. Horses need the money

16.10.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My Hardee's has had a long life

13.10.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My first thought was Hardee's and then... was THAT a pizza hut? That things been there when Hardee's was chicken

13.10.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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