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@heartofdeacon.bsky.social

Just an alien enjoying planet Earth. A delightful mix of raunchy humor and existential musingsβ€”like a party at Area 51 but with tequila. πŸ‘½πŸ€˜πŸΎ https://linktr.ee/HeartOfDeacon

564 Followers  |  234 Following  |  1,501 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024
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I always neglect this app 😩

31.01.2026 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some morning head would be bomb 😌

13.01.2026 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I love my lights. πŸ’¨vibes!

04.01.2026 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

😝

27.12.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😈😝

27.12.2025 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Post and delete πŸ‘…

27.12.2025 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s Friday bytches!!! 😝

19.12.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Friday beautiful people πŸ₯°

19.12.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just spent ten mins looking for my phone which was in my pocket πŸ«£πŸ˜…

17.12.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Confession: I love the Holiday romance movies 🫣πŸ₯°

16.12.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me af!! 🀣😝

11.12.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s 5pm somewhere 😝

11.12.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

PETTY!!!!! And I love it

11.12.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Post you from a different era in your life

10.12.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quote with a shower pic. 🚿🧼

10.12.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m choosing violence from now on!!

10.12.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Niggas be obsessed with MFers chasing and kissing their ass for attention. That will never be. ✌🏾

10.12.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ATP, give me a lavender marriage.

10.12.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy HumpDay 😝

10.12.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with an afro is asking to stay away from me ALT: a man with an afro is asking to stay away from me

If you don’t like uncut:

10.12.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅Sapphire is fine af !!

08.12.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#MCM

08.12.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😝<<<is my go to emoji. And I mean it in such a non-sexual way.

05.12.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy HumpDay 😝

03.12.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People are not designed to walk and text. They do a horrible job. Every time. 🀣

02.12.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate having emotional intelligence because a lot of times I really want to crash out!

02.12.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One thing πŸ₯·s are good at is, gaslighting tf out of you.

02.12.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Being attracted to someone and being interested in someone are two different things. You can hear a song at a bar and be like I like this song and just leave it at that, that’s attraction or you can find out the title, the artist, who wrote it, or the inspiration, that’s interest.

02.12.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 148    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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The sexual advances are flattering, but if we haven’t built that type of rapport….

02.12.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 113    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 8

My sleep schedule is fucked upπŸ˜…

02.12.2025 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0